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DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWN NARUTO OK? THE PLOT IS MINE BUT NARUTO AND ANY OF THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT.
Trust me, you would all know if i owned naruto but alas i do not. Kishimoto Masashi unfoortunatly owns Naruto.
I want seven reviews before next chapter somes out kai? I mean its not 2 oclock in the morning and i've been writing this chapter for 3 hours.
Not much to ask is it? I only want your opinion on whether my story is good or total crap.
On a much positive note, i will be seventeen in 3 days :D
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Saturday 28th September 2008
Dear Diary,
Well let me just say my day has been very interesting indeed.
The bath i had this morning was amazing.
The water was so nice and it just felt absolutely amazing to have a proper wash.
But thats where my day started going, um well wrong.
After getting out of the pool i realised i had left my clean clothes back at the camp with Kakuzu and Hidan. All i had was a towel to cover myself up with because i wasn't putting my scrappy, dirty clothes back on.
Anyway when i was about 500 yards from the 'camp', i heard Hidan and Kakuzu having an argument, and it seemed to be about me.
What was even weirder was that Kakuzu was defending me, i mean i don't even know why they were arguing over something to do with me but it seemed really heated and a really serious argument compared to the little tiffs they have every other day or so.
After the argument Kakuzu stormed off in the direction on the pool, no doubt to talk to me, but i wasn't going to talk to him while he was in that state so i slowly walked back into the camp and hoped i would be able to talk to Hidan about it.
Hidan gave me a very curious look as i walked to my bag in just a towel but shook it off when he started talking to me. I cant remember what was said word for word but it went something like this:
'You heard that didn't you, Kakuzu and that fucking mouth of his?'-Hidan asked in his usual drowsy voice
'I heard some of it, you weren't quiet either and you know I'm going to ask you what it was about so you might as well tell me now and save yourself the hassle'
'Suimi, I'd like to tell you, i really fucking would, but its really Kakuzus business and no one elses'
'Bullshit Hidan! You were arguing over me! I heard that much so cut the crap, if you don't tell me then I'll just go ask Kakuzu'
'I wouldn't recomend it, trust me, that would not be a good idea. Just drop it okay!'
'Hidan, if you were talking about me of course its my business. I thought you were my friend and now your keeping secrets from me?'I asked in a whisper
'Suimaya, if i told you Kakuzu would Kill me... well in every other sense of the world other than actually fucking dying. What i'm saying is he will make my fucking life, a whole lot painful, and that would be a total bitch! I want to tell you, i really do, but i cant. Maybe it would be better to go talk to Kakuzu'
'Fine then i will, thanks for nothing Hidan!'
After that i changed behind a tree and walked to go talk to Kakuzu. I feel really bad now, i was a total bitch to Hidan and i hate myself for it.
Was i too harsh on him?
Oh i don't know, anyway after my little encounter with Hidan i made my way back to the waterfall to look for Kakuzu.
When i got there it looked absolutely amazing. The moon was straight above the lake so the moon light made it look so magical.
I slowly made my way towards the lake, so mesmerised i just wanted to take another swim.
That was my big mistake, i was so mesmerised i didn't notice the body laying on the floor my the side of ther lake.
So what did i do?
Thats right, i tripped over it and fell flat on my face like a total klutz.
To make it even worse, the body was Kakuzu.
After i got up and recovered something really strange happened.
And i mean something that shouldn't happen that will probably never happen again ever, even though its such a loss.
He laughed.
It was seriously like music to my ears.
It was pure and untainted.
It was perfect.
After getting over my embarrassment and sitting down, i totally forgot about the argument and just had a normal conversation.
There was something in his eyed though, like he was hiding something that was desperate to come out.
Then i remembered why i was there and asked him why he and Hidan had been arguing earlier.
I suddenly regretted opening my mouth when i saw his bright eyes darken drastically.
I was confused when he turned away with a smile on his face.
'Hidan read your diary'
When i heard this line, i was pissed off!.
Hidan, of all people, read the only thing that keeps me sane in this place.
So what did i do? I went to find Hidan.
Now this is where it gets even weirder.
When we both got back to the 'camp', after talking about ways to make Hidans life painful we found a sleeping Hidan.
But there was something else about it, there was a woman peering over him. I didn't get a look at her too well seen as though it was still pretty dark but from what i could tell she was a fully trained ninja.
As soon as she heard us approaching she kissed hidan and left
I mean i was like 'WTF!!', So i turned to look at Kakuzu who had an annoyed look on his face, like this wasn't new to him.
I then heard him mutter something along the lines of 'Stupid viola' and 'fucking jashin'.
So she was Viola.
I hadn't heard much about her but from what i had heard, she was this weird stalker that refuses to leave Hidan alone because she thinks 'hes madly in love with her'
Pfft!Reality check love, Hidan loves himself and Jashin. Well and me but that's sibling love.
God i sound really sad dont i?
Anyways. We woke hidan up and i chopped his head off and put it in a bag,
Stage one of revenge:complete.
(A/N: I'm high on sugar so sorry if this chapter kinda sucks. I'm making it up as i go along so bare with me)
About an hour later, Hidans head was still in the bag and was shouting very colourful words at me and Kakuzu as we made our was through the last few miles of woodland before arriving at the village where our target was staying.
Hidan was still mouthing off my the time we cleared the Forest so we decided to put him back together, at least until the mission had finished.
Trust me, i am no where near finished with him yet.
As soon as his head was back on his body, the curses coming out of Hidans mouth stopped, a smile grew on his face and he walked of in front, shouting at us to hurry up.
I know i wasn' the only one wierded out by that.
I then noticed Hidan and Kakuzu looked nervous for some reason and kept sharing worried glances so obviously i asked what was wrong.
They said nothing was wrong so i left it at that, knowing that it isn't a good idea to annoy either one of them, being as they are immortal in a way and I'm, well I'm not.
After a while we arrived at the small village where our target was staying so we booked ourselves into a cheap hotel.
Even though Kakuzu said it was a waste of money, i got my own room, which he wasn't very happy about.
He then decides to tell me something that nearly killed me and threw a bag at me, inside it was the most revealing dress i had ever seen, if you can call it a dress.
Yup you guessed it, i was supposed to seduce the target into a sense of false security so no one would disturb him for however long,giving us a perfect change to kill the guy without the risk of being caught,
At first i refused,ofcourse, but Kakuzu talked me into it.
Wouldn't be in danger, he said. Wouldn't even have to kiss the bloke, he said. Well what he said, wasn't what happened.
At 9pm this evening i was sat in a grubby bar, filled with grubby men, pretending to drink a martini.
It was unbelievable how many men came up to me, I have never ever had so much male attention in my life.
Oh yeah! I havent described the dress yet have i?
Well it was originally i nice dress, or so i'm guessing before someone re modeled it with some scissors.
Honestly, there was barley any material left on the poor thing.
To make it worse it was silk so it kept sliding down slightly, giving the drunk men even more of an eyeful.
To be honest i was thankful when a certain man came into the bag.
One look at the guy and you could tell he was loaded, powerful and arrogant.
I dont see why though, he was ugly as i imagined, and worse.
He wore a black button up shirt, with the top three buttons undone. Underneath was inhumanly possible amount of hair.
Gross!
His white trousers were pristine clean, not a mark on them and he had a black blazer over his shoulder.
His hair was thinning and was a pale brown and grey colour.
What made it worse.
He was about 5 ft 4
It wouldn't be that bad but i'm 5ft 11, he was tiny!
I nearly threw up when his hand traveled up my thigh as he tried, and failed to chat me up, but i had to do this, it was my mission and i refused to fail.
Ten minutes later i was in his condo with him drunkenly trying to undress himself and make him self look acceptable.
When he went into the bathroom to do god knows what i sent the signal to let Kakuzu and Hidan know that we were alone.
Thankfully, Mr Swartsof (A/N: I know gay name right, obviously made up to protect his identity) hadn't been trained as a ninja in anyway or else he would have felt my chakra spike.
I felt Kakuzu and Hidan arrive outside the window just as Mr 'I think i'm all that' walked into the room totally starkers naked!
My virgin eyes have been soiled.
Oh, he was so going to die now.
Just as he approached the bed, the window flew open and he was instantly pinned down by my new family
(Kinda corny i know)
I don't want to ramble on too much about how i killed the guy but lets just say i enjoyed it soo much.
Much more than i should have.
When his heart stopped beating, Kakuzu cut of his head, bagged it and set off back to the hotel to get our things.
I was a little confused at first as to why he would want to keep the guys head but then remembered he had a huge bounty on him, so its no suprize. It is Kakuzu after all.
By the time i got out that horrid outfit and we had left the hotel, it was nearing four o'clock in the morning so we ran for an hour, getting a safe distance from the village before making camp.
Its not 6:30am. I've had about an hours sleep and Kakuzu is bugging me to get moving so we can get back to the base before sun down.
He wants to cash in before we get back so i need to hurry.
Talk to you tonight, hopefully.
Suimaya-Chan
Sorry if this chapter is a little strange and doesn't make sense. Its half 2 in the morning so..
And i'm English so things that make sense to me might not make sense to you
well night hope you liked my longest chapter ever! Over 2000 words :D
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