A/N: This chapter takes place several weeks in between 'Welcome to Beacon' and 'A Minor Hiccup'. Enjoy.
Beacon: The next day
It was the next day of classes for Ed Edd and Eddy at Beacon. The day went on as usual until they made it to weapons class. In weapons class students would basically be taught how to properly use, forge, and design effective deadly weapons on their own to fight against the forces of Grimm. The other students that came to this class that the Eds were friends with were Nora, Pyrrha, Blake, and Ruby. And as anyone could've guessed Ruby had a reputation in the classroom of being a little mad scientist because of all the incredible and insane weapons that Ruby has created ever since she came to Beacon. And with Double D unlike his two friends Ed and Eddy he actually listened to the teachers lectures. That day each one of them were told to find partners and forge a unique and original weapon of the combined work of two partners. Ruby and Double D partnered up while Ed and Eddy partnered up. As predicted, Double D and Ruby received an A+ for their new original weapon they designed. It was a pair of swords that can turn into a bigger sword when put together, it can shapeshift into a whip, and it can turn into a plasma cannon. Ed and Eddy however glued a bunch of metal parts together and tried to make it look like an axe/gun of some type. They we're going to receive a D for their terrible attempt at making a weapon but was dropped to an F right after the glued pieces of metal somehow exploded in the teachers face. Eddy still thought it was totally worth it to see how big the vain got on the teachers head as she was yelling. Anyway after class everyone left to make it to their next class.
Ed was traveling with Eddy as Ed was wondering something that he asked Eddy.
"Why is Double D and Ruby so smart?" Asked Ed.
"Because they were replaced with shapeshifting aliens." Said Eddy sarcastically.
"*GASP!* They're shapeshifting aliens!?... No way!" Said Ed taking everything Eddy said as truth. Eddy smirked at this, remembering the last time something like this happened.
"You didn't hear this from me but! When we traveled through the portal to this world Double D was replaced by an alien lizard when he was traveling through the portal when we got here! And has been posing as Double D all this time! Plotting to take over the world! He is a Reptilian!" Said Eddy.
"*GASP!* Wait! But what about Ruby?" Asked Ed.
"Double D the reptilian kidnapped poor Ruby in her sleep and used the portal machine to bring his alien lady bug assistant in here to pose as Ruby! They want to create human animal hybrids to take over the world! Why do you think she's always wearing black and red?" Said Eddy.
"COOL!" Said Ed.
"But that's not all lumpy! They already got to the other kids here! We're alone!" Said Eddy.
"No we are not." Said Ed looking at all the other kids who were passing through the hallway. "NO! But we are!" Said Eddy pointing to Cardin who was across the hall drinking from the water fountain.
"Oh look! There's Cardin!" Said Ed as if he was totally unaware that he was a bully. "No! The reptilian and the lady bug turned Cardin into a cardinal! And Coco into a brown dove! And look over there! Nora was turned into hummingbird! Do you ever wonder why she's so hyper?" Said Eddy pointing at Nora walking by and Eddy dragging Ed around the school to show him more 'examples'.
"Look! Lie Ren as been spliced with a snake! And look! Pyrrha has been turned into a wolf! And Jaune over there has been turned into a deer! And Yang was turned into a lion! And look at Blake over there! She's a cat!" Said Eddy dragging Ed all around the school showing him all the different 'examples'. Until Eddy picked Eddy up as he said "I must find the shapeshifting aliens Eddy! Maybe we can find something in the dorms!" Said Ed as he ran away with Eddy.
EEE Dorm Room:
Ed had a face of fear as he was digging through all of Double D's belongings looking panicked as he was doing so. All the while Eddy was standing on the side trying his very best not to burst out laughing.
"Eddy! Look at all this technology stuff! I think he's planning to turn the whole world into human animal hybrids!" Said Ed panicked while Eddy's face turned red still trying his best not to laugh.
"But Ed! You must bewhere! The reptilian and lady bug will literally turn you into dog food if they find out that we're plotting against them!" Said Eddy.
"But Eddy! What can we do about it!?" Asked Ed. "All we can do now lumpy is hope for the best and make sure they don't get us!" Said Eddy as he left the room. A couple of seconds passed as Ed was still looking through all of Double D's stuff.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ED HELP ME!" Screamed Eddy from the hallway. Ed shacked in terror as he ran into the hallway to find all of Eddy's clothes lying on the floor.
"NO! NOT EDDY! TAKE ME REPTILIAN AND LADY BUG!" Screamed Ed picking up Eddy's clothes as a group walked down the hallway that consisted of Double D, Ruby, Nora, Pyrrha, and Blake. As they were chatting they looked over and saw Ed on his knees cluching Eddy's clothes as the group ran over to Ed.
"Oh my gosh! Ed what happened?!" Asked Ruby.
"What's wrong Ed?!" Asked Nora.
"Ed! Why were you screaming?" Asked Pyrrha.
"Wait. Why are you clutching clothes on the floor?" Asked Blake.
"Why are Eddy's clothes on the hallway floor? Is he running around naked again?" Asked Double D as the girls turned to face Double D with various looks of shock and disgust on their faces. All except for Nora who was smiling.
"He runs around naked?!" Asked Blake.
"Yeah! Be free Eddy!" Said Nora pumping her fist in the air. Ed immediately noticed them as he got up and grabbed Ruby and Double D.
"What have you two alien shapeshifters do to Eddy?! Give me the antidote!" Screamed Ed.
"Ed! What are you talking about!?" Yelled Ruby.
"Oh no this smells like one of Eddy's-" Double D wasn't able to finish as he dropped both Ruby and Double D on the ground.
"Am I the last human on Remnant!? I am alone! I am hungry!" Screamed Ed as he ran away.
"May I ask what that was about?" Asked Pyrrha.
"Eddy is tricking Ed and making him think we're some sort of monsters." Said Double D.
"Well whatever the case, lets go after him." Said Blake as they all followed Ed and try and calm him down.
"Ed wait! I can make you a sandwich!" Called out Double D.
"Yeah! And I can get Ren to cook up some pancakes to make you feel better!" Said Nora. As they all left, Eddy whose entire body was stuffed into a bucket with only his head and fingers sticking out, crawled out of the corner.
"Oh no I'm a bug! Please help me Ed!" Said Eddy as he started to laugh.
As Ed was still running through the hallway the group was trying to chase him and calm him down. When the group finally got close enough and Double D was about to touch his doofus of a friends shoulder. There was a girly scream that rang through the hallway. Everyone immedietally turned around to face the noise!
"Some girl is in trouble!" Said Blake.
"Alright I give up! It's no fun being the last human! So can I be a Titan Beetle?" Asked Ed.
"Yeah sure Ed. You can be a Titan Beetle. But first we need to find out the scream came from!" Said Ruby as she and the group now including Ed ran down the hallway looking for the source of the scream. They made their way to Team CRDL's dorm with the door wide open. As the group looked inside they saw the school bully Cardin himself screaming like a girl. Causing everyone in the group to laugh causing Cardin to look towards them with an embarrassed look on his face.
"What the- What are you losers doing in my dorm?!" Asked Cardin still embarrassed but trying to hide it.
"We just followed the screaming of a helpless girl! HAHAHA! Even Jaune doesn't sound that girly when he screamed!" Said Nora causing everyone, even Pyrrha to laugh at this.
"WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING IN MY DORM!?" Yelled Cardin out of anger. But before any member of the group could respond they heard another scream from down the hall. The group now including Cardin (He wanted to know who was screaming) ran down the hallway looking for the source of the scream. But quickly as it appeared it disappeared. It was now replaced by a familiar voice.
"YOU DARE INDRUDE IN MY ROOM INSECT! FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY! WITH YOUR LIFE!" (BANG!) (BANG!) (BANG!) (BANG!) (BANG!) (BANG!)
The voice along with the barrage sound of gunfire was coming from Team CAVY's room. As the group made it they saw that the door was shredded to pieces with what looks like to be bullet fire. As the gunfire died down the group looked inside the room to see the leader of Team CAVY Coco Adel herself standing there panting, carrying her smoking Gatling gun, with empty shells littering the floor, and bullet holes all over the walls.
"Coco, You haven't have happened to see a bug by any chance have you?" Asked Ruby cautiously.
"Yes I have! That THING crawled into my bedroom! But it escaped before I could KILL IT!" Said Coco out of anger.
"Well we're going to try and track it down before it can hurt anyone!" Said Ruby.
"I'm coming with you!" Said Cardin speaking up to the group with all of them, except Ed turning around and glaring at Cardin.
"And why would you want to do that?" Don't you hate us?" Asked Pyrrha.
"Don't get me wrong I hate you... But I hate bugs even more! And I wanna kill it!" Said Cardin angrily.
"Oh yeah, and hopefully this time when you see it again you won't scream like a little girl." Commented Blake.
"SHUT UP!" Yelled Cardin.
"I'm coming with you! But hold on. I need to put on my bug killing boots I don't wanna ruin my Christian Louboutin Maralena Flame Sandals." Said Coco looking down at her expensive exotic shoes.
In the Dinning Hall:
The group finally made their way to where they believe where the bug crawled off to. As the group opened up the door they saw that the dinning hall was crowded with students who were eating lunch.
"Ugh! We'll never find that bug now!" Said Ruby.
"Perhaps we should split up." Suggested Double D.
"Good idea Double D! Alright gang! Split up and look for clues!" Said Ruby. As everyone split up they all had one partner. Ed went with Double D as they were looking under the tables for the huge 'bug' that everyone was freaking out about.
"So Reptilian when will you put me through the gene splicing process in order to turn me into a beast man?" Asked Ed Excitedly.
"Ed! Eddy has been lying to you like the last time! Me and Ruby are not aliens, but we can talk about this later. First help me find that arthropod." Said Double D looking under the tables.
"As you command Reptilian!" Said Ed as he ran off to another part of the lunch room to look for the 'bug' everyone else was looking for. As he made his way to a more vacant part of the Dinning Hall he continued to look around until he heard a voice.
"Hey Ed!" Ed looked around only to find nothing.
"Down here numbskull!" As Ed looked down he saw Eddy who was stuffed into a bucket.
"EDDY! You look really good for a cockroach! I think I change my mind, I wanna be a Piranha instead!" Said Ed.
"Knock it off flea brain! I got into a lot of trouble going through the halls like this and now people wanna kill me! And help me get this bucket off!" Whispered Eddy.
"Oh I know! I'll show you to the rest of your kind!" Said Eddy picking up Eddy. But before Ed could leave he heard another voice. "ED FOUND THE BUG!" Ed looked over to see Coco Adel standing there as she swigged her purse at Ed's hands knocking Eddy out of them and tumbling near the boiler room door. At this point everyone saw the bug and started screaming out.
"SQUASH THE BUG!"
"KILL IT!"
"LOOK HOW BIG IT IS!"
"Isn't that just a guy in a bucket?"
Eddy then quickly scuttled away and made his way into the boiler room. At this point the rest of the group re-grouped and tried to assess the situation.
"Ed! Coco! Where did the bug run off to?" Asked Pyrrha.
"Ed had it in his hands but it escaped and ran into the boiler room! We need to kill it before they lay eggs!" Said Coco as she and the rest of the group walked to the boiler room door.
"Okay Cardin, you lead the way with the flash li- What are you doing?" Asked Blake as she and the others turned around to look at the shivering Cardin.
"Umm... You know what I'm just gonna stay here instead." Said Cardin.
"It's okay, I understand, picking up the shattered remains of your spine staying here while the rest of us go in the dark boiler room." Quipped Blake.
"Ooooohhhhhhh! Burn!" Said Ruby.
"Ugh! Alright fine whatever!" Said Cardin as she walked ahead of the group and pulled out a flashlight and led the groups way into the pitch black basement walking down the stairs.
"Shouldn't we just find a light switch?" Asked Double D with no one responding.
"Can you guys guess what I'm doing?" Asked Ed out of nowhere. As the group was continuing to look around they heard the sound of scuttling.
"What was that!?" Asked Ruby.
"George of the jungle- Who do you think?" Said Cardin.
"Cardin! Shut up and point your flash light over there!" Said Coco pointing at an area of the room that was near the boiler itself. As Cardin slowly brough his flashlight to said area he saw the 'bug' quickly scatter from behind the boiler to behind a pile of boxes.
"Woah look at the size of it!"
"It's huge!"
"Crush it!"
"There it goes!" Said Cardin.
"Oh man I've been dying to use my bug killing shoes!" Coco looking down at her black spikey boots smirking then lunging behind the boxes and started stomping on the bug viciously and repeatedly.
"Hya!" (SLAM!)
"Haha!" (SMASH!)
"Take this you nasty thing!" (SMASH!)
"Boy Coco's really good for a brown dove." Said Ed.
"Hya!" (SMASH)
"Gocha!" (SLAM!)
"HA!" (SMASH!)
As this was going on Double D finally found the light switch as he turned it on. (Click!)
"Much better." Said Double D.
"Wait a second! This isn't a bug!" Said Coco as she lifted the bleaten and bruised Eddy in a bucket into the air.
"Hold on a second... Is that Eddy?" Asked Pyrrha.
"Hit him again!" Said Cardin with a smile on his face.
"Yeah! Ruby and Double D use their alien minds to turn Eddy into a cockroach!" Said Ed taking Eddy from Coco's outstreached hand and showing him to everyone. Coco and Cardin both turned to Double D along with Ruby and gave them death glares. Ruby and Double D smiled nerviously at them.
"Umm... Me and Double D are really good with biology?" Said Ruby unconvincingly.
"I umm... Yes, we could hardly believe our own work." Said Double D unconvincingly as well.
"Oh real funny!" Said Coco as she and Cardin walked up the boiling room stairs.
"That was a very mean thing to do, Eddy!" Said Ruby turning to face Eddy.
"Completely uncalled for!" Said Pyrrha.
"Totally irresponsible!" Said Blake.
"Booo!" Booed Nora.
"Will you forget about it... AND JUST GET ME OUTTA THIS BUCKET?! ANGH!" Screamed Eddy as he tried to get out of the bucket he was trapped in. The girls and Double D rolled their eyes as they grabbed Eddy and started to pull.
"Eddy! You have a lot of explaining to do after this!" Yelled Ruby as the group was very close in pulling Eddy out of the bucket. But just as he did slip out the lights were turned off by Coco as the group all piled on top of each other in the dark.
EEE Dorm Room: Later that day, 6:10 AM
It was around 5:30 in the afternoon as the Eds were hanging out in their dorm. Ed and Eddy were sitting in front of the TV playing a super awesome game that Ruby kindly let them borrow Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2! Yet she did mention that the first one was much better, as Double D was collecting and doing research on the arthropod life-forms of this dimension. If he was going to stay in this world for a few months anyway while building the portal machine he might as well do some research on the other life forms on this planet. While Ed and Eddy were playing the video game beating the crud out of one another Eddy decided to speak up.
"So Ed, I hear your gonna go on a hot date tonight." Said Eddy as he giggled at the thought of his big dope of a friend finding a girl. Probably another sandwich. "Who's the lucky lady?"
"I am interested as well Ed, which female did you charm?" Asked Double D as he turned away from his work.
"Oh, it's Miss Xiao Long! Or... Just Yang." Said Ed as Eddy and Double D looked at him in shock.
"Yang? From Team RWBY?" Asked Double D.
"Yup!" Responded Ed.
"You managed to go on a date with HER?!" Asked Eddy still baffled.
"Yup! Only, it's not really a date, we're just gonna hang out! As friends!" Said Ed.
"I don't think so Ed, the way I see her look at you and... Sometimes you look at her, it's going to be more then just 'Two friends hanging out.'" Said Double D.
"Wow, Lumpy! I gotta give you credit of actually catching a hot one. That girl is seriously the whole package. She's tall, blond, curvy, and not to mention has a nice pair of-"
"Eddy!" Yelled Double D.
"What? I was gonna say eyes. She has nice eyes." Said Eddy.
"Oh, well then. In that case-"
"She also has a nice rack."
"EDDY!"
"You are right about that guys, Miss Xiao Long is the prettiest and strongest girl I've ever met." Said Ed smiling.
"And prabably the last if you don't take a shower monobrow." Commented Eddy as he pinched his nose. "You seriously smell like a gym bag."
"Thanks Eddy!"
"This I will have to agree on Eddy with Ed. You smell offensive, I suggest a strict decontamination bath to implement." Said Double D walking up to Ed.
"Not to mention get you a new look Ed! To sent that chick to cloud 9!" Said Eddy smiling as Double D rolled his eyes.
"Eddy! Just let Ed be himself and it will show Miss Xiao Long what a interesting-" Double D wasn't able to finish as Eddy stuffed a sock in Double D's mouth.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, just start the bath already Mr. Clean." Said Eddy to Double D with Double D possessing an annoyed look with Eddy then turning to Ed.
"What are you gonna do Eddy?" Asked Ed.
"Let's just say, I'm gonna make you an IRRESISTABLE chick magnet Lumpy!" Said Eddy as he started to laugh. With Ed starting to laugh along side the scam artist.
""Ha... Ha... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love chickens Eddy!"
Team RWBY Dorm: 6:20 PM
Yang was already getting ready to go on her 'date' with Ed. As she was putting on her huntress clothing she was sitting in the living room of the dorm with Weiss and Blake
"So your really going on a date with Ed?" Asked Weiss.
"Yup!" Said Yang.
"He smells like a dumpster and he's dumb as a doornail." Said Weiss.
"Yeah, but he's also strong, tough, happy, funny, friendly, and just a great guy in general!" Said Yang putting on her gloves to her second set of clothes.
"Besides, he's got nice pe-"
"STOP! I'M SORRY I EVER ASKED!" Said Weiss.
"Well I was going to say pecs, hehe..." Said Yang laughing as she put on he gloves to her huntress set of clothes.
"Hopefully you won't scare him away with your sexual remarks Yang." Commented Blake.
"It'll be fine! It's gonna be an awesome time." Said Yang as Ruby came walking in from the bedroom and into the kitchen. As she walked over to the fridge and poured herself some milk she looked over at her big sister.
"Oh, hey guys. What's with the get up Yang?" Asked Ruby.
"She's going to go out with Ed tonight." Said Blake.
"Sure am." Said Yang confidentially as Ruby's eye's started to sparkle.
"Really!? That's so great sis! And Ed is such a nice guy! Oh! If your gonna go on a date tonight I have just the thing to make you look absolutely gorgeous!" Said Ruby as she dashed off from the kitchen area and ran over to another area of the room where Ruby kept an assortment of boxes.
"Wait, are you talking about makeup Ruby? Because I'm already naturally beautiful, I don't need some stupid, artificial-" Yang was cut off.
"Bingo!" Said Ruby pulling something out of the box and running back over to the rest of Team RWBY with Crescent Rose in its sniper mode.
"Wait Ruby, what are you doing?" Asked Weiss.
"I just want to help Yang out by using one of my customized makeup bullets! I almost forgot these!" Said Ruby loading up said bullet into the chamber and aiming the barrel at Yangs face. "Close your eyes Yang!"
(BAM!)
Yang already jumped out of the way, instead the makeup bullet hitting Blake in the face. "Oh! Umm... Opps! Sorry Blake! But, look on the bright side! Now you look as pretty as ever!" Said Ruby holding up a mirror to Blake's face showing Blake with smeared messy makeup all over her face.
"*Gasp!* Ruby you have it set on whore." Said Blake.
"Oh umm... (Click) Alright now try to keep your nostrils closed!" Said Ruby aiming the rifle at Blake's face again, but Blake smacked it out of the way.
(BAM!)
Smearing the makeup all over the wall. "Oh now look what you did! Now I have to get my cold cream customized bullets!" Said Ruby.
"Wait, why we're you going to shoot me in the face again?" Asked Blake.
"Oh, ummm-"
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
"Oh, look at that! Someone's at the door!" Said Ruby being saved by the door. "Must be him." Said Yang walking over to the door and opening it revealing Ed standing there in a leather jacket, black pants, white shirt, black shoes, and sun glasses. Ed took off the sunglasses and put them away as he saw Yang.
"Grrr! Ed what's with the get up?" Said Yang who purred she saw Ed's get up. Ed pulled out white note cards and started flipping through them.
"Umm... I am exibating my love for- Point at Yang (Said Ed pointing at Yang) Because you are so cute and you have perfect here- Ummm... Hair!" Said Ed looking through the note cards as he looked at Yang showing her the notes and said. "Am I a good reader or what?" Yang just laughed at this as hard as she could along with the rest of Team RWBY (except Weiss) who could barely contain their laughter. Even if they tried to hide it. Yang just continued laughing as she pulled Ed's head in for a hug... Actually putting his head between her breasts.
"Hahahaha! That was so sweet Ed..." Said Yang as Ed muffled something while his head was still inbetween her beasts. "Oh! Sorry. I guess you need some air." Said Yang as she let go and Ed pulled his head back out taking deep breaths.
"Sorry about that Big Ed! I just got a little excited." Said Yang smiling.
"Oh, no problem Yang! But... You really do look very pretty... With your gold hair, lavender eyes, and-" Ed started to turn red as he rubbed the back of his head.
"I'm sorry... I'm just not comfortable talking to pretty girls, that's all..." Said Ed still embarrassed while Yang was still smiling at the awkward lump.
"No need to be nervous around me handsome." Said Yang flirting with Ed just turning redder as a result.
"So... Should we get going now?" Asked Ed as Yang walked closer to him and responded with.
"Sounds like a good idea Big Ed, come on, we can take Bumblebee." Said Yang as she walked out of the room with Ed taking Yang's hand and walking down the hallway with her.
"Bumblebee? A transformer?" Asked Ed exited.
"No Ed." Said Yang giggling. "It's my motorcycle." Said Yang.
"A motorcycle!? Way cool!" Exclaimed Ed as they left. As Ruby closed the door Weiss walked over to the couch turning on the TV to the news channel.
"I'll keep an eye on the news, to make sure they don't destroy anything or set anything on fire while out there." Said Weiss as she continued to watch the TV. "Well I'm going to wash this makeup off." Said Blake as she entered the bathroom. "And I will adjust my cold cream customized bullets to help Blake get that makeup off!" Said Ruby.
"Please don't." Said Blake.
In Vale: 6:30 PM
Yang was riding her prized bike Bumblebee through the city of Vale going at speeds WAY over the speed limit and not being phased at all. However Ed who was sitting in the back was laughing the whole way loving the bike ride. Others would puke their guts out but not Ed. As the finally turned the corner they drove underneath the train tracks bridge and made a stop. Yang took of her helmet and shacked her head causing her hair to fall back into place.
"This is the place." Said Yang as she got of the bike.
"Wow, that was fun..." Said Ed in a bit of a trance as he got off the bike himself and followed Yang into a building. He was also somehow in his regular clothes again.
"You thought that was fun? You haven't seen ANYTHING yet." Said Yang as they made their way inside to reveal a club like setting with a dance floor, a bar area, flashing lights, a DJ, and several other academies featuring men wearing red glasses, hats, and black suits. As the two made it inside Yang stopped walking and pointed over to the bar.
"Follow me." Said Yang as the two made it to the bar.
"This place looks really cool! Do you usually come here Yang?" Asked Ed.
"Last time I was here I kind of ruffled the place up a little bit. But don't worry, the guy that owns this place is a good friend of mine." Said Yang as the two sat down on the stools waiting at the bar counter. There was a very tall man who was facing his back to them and appeared to be cleaning glasses, not knowing that two 'customers' were sitting at the counter. Yang got his attention by smacking the table three times and saying.
"Hey Junior! What's up?" Asked Yang as the man turned around and looked at the two with anger.
"Oh great its you again, do you have ANY IDEA HOW MUCH LIEN WORTH OF DAMAGES YOU MADE FROM YOUR LAST VISIT HERE?! My insurance was a nightmare!" Yelled Junior in anger.
"Nice to see you too Junior, Ed this is Junior, Junior this is Ed." Said Yang smiling and gesturing.
"Hello there new friend!" Said Ed cheerfully.
"Yeah, whatever. Neither of you are gonna destroy my club right? We we're just finished making final repairs." Said Junior.
"Well I already destroyed a lot of thing when I got here. And I already am a master at ruining everything I touch so..." Said Ed pridefully, as if he was a professional at ruining stuff. Which he was.
"Well, that's just fantastic." Said Junior.
"They'll be no problem, just set me and my friend here up with the regular." Said Yang.
"Woah, Woah, hold on there blondie, I can't give alcohol to anyone under 18." Said Junior.
"I said, the regular please." Repeated Yang in a firmer voice.
"Sorry, can't do that. And if you have a problem with that (snap)" Junior snapped his fingers only to have the men in the club wearing black and gray to assemble to the bar and aim their guns at the two students.
"My men can always assort you out." Said Junior. The two just sat there for a few seconds until Yang gave out a sigh of joy as she immediately turned around and clobbered one of the men back several feet. This caused Junior to hide under the bar as the rest of the men put up their guards and were ready to fight. Yang got into her own fighting position herself as she said.
"Come 'on Ed! This is the fun part!" Said Yang as she then barreled into the group of guys at full strength like a bowling ball smashing its way through a group of bowling pins.
"OKAY!" Ed said cheerfully as he joined in on the fight knocking around men here and there until Yang and Ed made their way to the dance floor with all the other customers running out and the rest of the henchmen trying to beat down the two huntsmen in training. They really never stood a chance. The two were all muscle smacking around the men like no problem. Both we're having lots of fun. But then.
"Focus on the girl, WE'LL handle the boy." Said a female voice with all the men halting their attack on Ed and focusing on Yang. As Ed looked over he saw two girls standing there, most likely twins. One was dressed in red and the other was dressed in white with only a few differences in features.
"Yang! Who are these two?" Asked Ed as the two females started walking up to him.
"Oh yeah those two are the Malachite Twins! There not too difficult." Called out Yang as she was still fighting the incoming wave of henchmen. The two girls finally made their way to Ed circling around him like vultures over a dying animal. Melanie the girl in white was on one side and Miltia the girl in red was on the other side of Ed.
"So what do you think of this big boy Miltia?" Asked Melanie to her twin.
"He's REALLY good looking." Responded Miltia the girl in red.
"In a weird kind of way." Responded back Melanie.
But before either of them could lunge and attack him, he put both his hands up as he said. "Let's mumbo!" Grabbing both of the girls right hands with his own holding it up in the air, and grabbing their left hands and putting them on his waist. The Malachite twins gave each other weird looks as Ed pulled out a roll of duck tape and tapped the girls left hands to his waist. He then started to dance with them a lot like how he did with two of the Kanker sisters years ago. He started forcible mamboing with them all around the dance floor making his way to a table, as he stretched his head out and grabbed the bouquet of roses sitting on the table in a pot. He forcibly dance dragged them to the other side of the dance floor as he quickly stopped and turned sending Melanie several feet through the air crashing into a few tables. Miltia was still stuck to Ed, but before Ed could continue 'dancing' or doing anything else with one of the twins Yang called out.
"Hey Miltia! I don't like it when some hussy dances with MY MAN! Hey Big Ed, mind if I take a twirl?" Asked Yang.
"Alright Yang! Here ya go!" Said Ed throwing Miltia at Yang with her flying through the air straight at Yang. As Yang charged at Mitlia with her fist flying at Mitlia's face sending her flying back crashing into one of the glass areas of the club like the last time Yang 'visited' here. As Yang and Ed converged with one another standing in the middle of the dance floor the rest of the henchmen began to gather around Yang and Ed, ready to gang up on them. Yang started to smirk as she turned to Ed and started to talk to him.
"Hey Ed I have an idea, how about (whispers)."
"No problem Yang! That'll be a piece of cake!" Said Ed as both of them started to face away from one another and got into racing positions. As they stayed in those positions for a few more seconds they dashed off each bulldozing their ways through the crowds of henchmen making their ways to the walls each on the opposite sides of the building and running so fast that they ran up the walls and on the ceilings. While on the ceilings they started to dash towards one another up side down as they then jumped at each other with their arms locked with one another, falling back down to the floor and spinning. As they got closer to the floor and each of their free arms clenched into fists they screamed out their new move.
"BURNING EARTHQUAKE!" Yelled the two as they landed back on the ground and slammed their fists into the ground with enough force sending the rest of the henchmen, tables, chair, and everything else back. As the dust cleared up all the henchmen were either knocked out or groaning in pain while the club itself was ravaged. As both Ed and Yang got back up and looked around at the damaged they caused, they both looked back at each other and started to laugh because of all the damage they caused. When the two finished laughing they made their way back to the bar. Junior slowly stuck his head out from behind the bar and looked at the two young hunters heading towards him and the damage to his club they caused.
"Oh my god MY CLUB! You two are going to pay for what you've done!" Yelled Junior pointing his finger at the two young hunters.
"Really? Do you really think you can take both of us on by yourself? I didn't even need to use MY semblance and Ed here has the semblance of turning into a giant monster. So really just think about it, do you really wanna fight us and lose or... Do you wanna give me and my pal here drinks?" Asked Yang patting Ed's back. Junior gave a nasty look to both of them as he pulled out two shot glasses and placed them on the table as he filled them both up with the 'regular'.
"Enjoy." Said Junior in a tone of voice that sounds like 'drop dead'. The two sat down and took a hold of the drinks as they clinked them together and was about to drink them down but... They both halted.
"Hmmm... We need something to toast too." Said Yang thoughtfully.
"Hmmm... What about, TO BUTTERED TOAST?" Asked Ed raising his glass up.
"HAHAHA! Alright to butter toast then!" Said Yang clinking her glass with Ed as they chugged the glasses down.
Vale Park: 7:30 AM
Ed and Yang were already done with Juniors place as it was later into the day. They decided to walk over to Vale Park and walk around. Vale park was like any other regular park, it had trees, grass, bushes, pathways, a couple of statues and fountains, a few benches, and a gorgeous look over the water and at the large buildings of the city of Vale across the water. It was already dark out as Yang and Ed were walking around the park recollecting funny stories to one another both laughing and enjoying themselves. As they then made their way to a bench that was facing the city skyline that was over the water and sat down. The two looked up into the sky looking at all the stars, remarkably that night there seemed to be very little light pollution allowing them to see the countless stars in the sky. The two sat there silent for a 15 more minutes silent until Yang spoke up.
"Hey Ed, in your world do you guys have stars like we do here?" Asked Yang still looking up at the night sky.
"Sometimes, but yeah we do." Responded Ed.
"Me, Ruby, and my dad used to look up into the sky at night and watch the stars ever since we were little." Said Yang smiling reminiscing on the memories.
"What about your mom?" Asked Ed turning his head to look at Yang, she lost her smile as she looked down and remained silent. The silence started to become all encompassing. Ed realized he may have made a mistake.
"She... Ruby and I grew up in Patch, an island off the coast of Vale. Our parents were Huntsmen. Our dad taught at Signal, and our mom took on missions around the kingdom. Her name was Summer Rose, and she was, like... Super-Mom: Baker of cookies and slayer of giant monsters. And then... one day she left for a mission and never came back." Ed looked down in sadness and regret of that last part.
"It was tough. Ruby was really torn up, but... I think she was still too young to really get what was going on, y'know? And my dad just kind of... shut down. It wasn't long before I learned why. Summer wasn't the first love he lost; she was the second. The first... was my mom." Ed looked back up at this.
"He wouldn't tell me everything, but I learned that the two of them had been on a team together with Summer and Qrow, and that she'd left me with him right after I was born. No one had seen her since. "
"...Well why did she leave you?" Asked Ed a little hesitantly.
"That question... Why? I didn't know an answer, but I was determined to find out. It was all I thought about. I would ask anyone I could about what they knew about her. Then, one day, I found something. What I thought was a clue that could lead me to answers, or maybe even my mother. I waited for Dad to leave the house, put Ruby in a wagon, and headed out. I must've walked for hours. I had cuts and bruises, I was totally exhausted, but I wasn't gonna let anything stop me. When we finally got there, I could barely stand, but I didn't care; I had made it. And then I saw them. Those burning red eyes..." Ed looked to be scared at this point and just remained silent.
"There we were: A toddler sleeping in the back of a wagon and a stupid girl too exhausted to even cry for help. We might as well have been served on a silver platter. But, as luck would have it, our uncle showed up just in time. My stubbornness should've gotten us killed that night." Said Yang finally ending the story.
"Yang I..." Ed had absolutely NO IDEA what to say. What could he say? He was just a regular kid from a regular house, raised by regular parents. He never really had a tragic backstory like Yang's. The worst time he could remember was when one of Eddy's scams went SO BAD that they all had to leave their homes and looks for Eddy's brother for protection from the angry kids.
"It's fine... I can understand if you never had an experience like that before, not many do." Said Yang still looking a little sad.
"There was one. Me, Double D, and Eddy messed up really bad by making the rest of the kids in the neighborhood so mad that we had to leave our homes and look for Eddy's brother. The only person we knew who could help us. But when we finally got there, Eddy's big brother started to beat Eddy and Double D up. He was enjoying it. Until me and Eddy slammed a door into his face knocking him out. After that, me, Double D, and Eddy made up with the other kids and we all became friends." Said Ed as Yang was listening.
"Ever since I was really little, I never really had any friends. They all either thought I was too weird, disgusting, or stupid to play with them. I know its not as bad as losing a mom but... It really hurt. My first friend ever was actually Eddy, then Double D. We did what we do here too, help Eddy with his scams. You know the reason why I'm so slow?" Asked Ed as he started to slightly tear up. Yang grew a face of worry.
"It's because I had nobody, my little sister always never liked me, even though my mom and dad we're there they weren't always around, and the only two friends I had we're Eddy and Double D. Before I had them... To coupe with the pain I... Shut out the world, looking like a complete idiot. There are only a few times I can actually umm... 'be smart'. Like right now. I don't even know how that works but... It happens. You and Team RWBY & JNPR have been so nice to me and wanted to hang out with me even though I was weird, stupid, and-"
"Shut up."
Ed immediately stopped and turned to Yang who was starring at him with her red eyes and an angry face.
"W-What?" Asked Ed.
"You ARE NOT weird, disgusting or stupid! You are a big, friendly, handsome, and a very sweet guy with a huge heart! Anybody who doesn't wanna be your friend! Their the idiot! Not you! You are the sweetest guy I've ever met Ed! You and you're friends have brought so much fun and laughs to Beacon ever since you guys got here! You stuck up for me when I got in trouble, you visited me in the hospital, you held back when you fought me because you didn't wanna see me hurt, and even though your the strongest guy I met, your so gentle you wouldn't even hurt a fly. Don't EVER say that your any of those things ever again! You are a fantastic guy! And if anyone says otherwise... they'll have to say it to MY FACE too!" Said Yang. Ed looked at Yang and smiled at her, still whipping tears out of his eyes. Ed had nothing to say, he just lunged out and hugged Yang, Yang was taken off guard by this for a second. Until she hugged him back with a smile of her own on her face.
"Thank you Yang, you really are a superhero." Said Ed as the two continued to embrace one another. The two finally let go in silence smiling as they looked out at the city skyline admiring it.
"Ed..." Started off Yang turning her head to face Ed.
"Yeah Yang?" Asked Ed turning his head to face her. But before Ed could react Yang got close to Ed and kissed him on the lips. Ed was in shock for only a few more second until he relaxed and kissed back. They realized only for a moment for Ed to look into Yang's beautiful lavender eyes and Yang to look into Ed's green emerald eyes. The Monster from Earth and Beacon's own Sunny Dragon embraced one another in another kiss. Discovering what love is truly like under the night sky with the plethora of sparkling stars in the sky.
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