CHAPTER TEN Bam Is Short For Bambi
[Jayce]
"Mom, please. You know I'm going to hell, so why are you still trying to save me? We're both going to hell and we all know it. Please." she said, on my knees with my hands together, my fingers laced in eachother.
"Melbourne, I just can't let you go. God's word tells me that as a Christian I must try to help you see God the way I do, to help you get into heaven." she said clutching her bible. I wanted to roll my eyes but I knew that would NOT help.
"Please mom, God's word also tells you to rid yourself of all evil influences. And let's face it mom, there's no hope for me and Brandon. We were just born in the hands of the devil. Please, let us go."
"Mrs. Novak, they can live with me. You can still see them, they just, wont live with you. Technically, it's like deducting from your bills 'cause you don't have to pay for them." Bam reasoned. My mom didn't respond, she was actually considering it!
"Please, mom." I said cooting towards her on my knees.
"Please." Brandon added. There was a long silence. Then...
"Alright, but I'm going to pray for the both of you every night." she said. I jumped I was so excited, "YES!!!!" I screamed and jumped into Brandon's arms.
"Haha!" Brnadon shouted with joy. And then of course, Bam's parents signed the adoption forms for both Brandon and I. I thanked Bam a million times while hugging him, and all he said was, "Anything for my heroe."
I smiled shaking my head and rolling my eyes. And the one thing I learned the day Brandon moved in to the Margera home with us was this: Bam has a heart after all... And it's a heart-a-gram!
[Bam]
I was quite proud of myself. All I did at the dinner table was smile and watch everybody else eat. Everytime I looked over at Novak or Jayce it reminded at what an incredible thing I had done for my friends, without cause, and without anything in it for me. The feeling that came with this information was... unusual? Different? Overwelming. It felt good but at the same time it kinda hurt. It was a strange feeling that I was happy about either way.
"So I was thinkin' about what I did for y'all," I said to the Novak siblings, "And it feels really good. Doin' nice stuff for people." I saw Ape's face light up with hope.
"But I think I'll stick to being a jerk off." I said cKy laughed and Ape put her hands up in defeat.
"Sorry Ape," I said, still shaking from laughing.
Also, Novak was abducted into cKy as well. His prank was being dangled from the second floor balcony in order to wake him. He litterally pissed his pants. And Jayce's prank her being held back and watching helplessly as I set her skateboard on the ground stomped it at the middle of the deck, snapping it in two.
And then of course I had a board especially made for her. And it had a special note from me on the bottom side of it. It read, "Jayce, sorry about ur board, welcum to cKy! Luv, Bam"
