Author's notes: well, not much motivation for this, but hey, meaningawaits is waiting for me to stop making these to kill me, and those damned turtles….

Today, our adventurous morons are in beast's castle… 2 nitwits with no common sense and an instinct to burn anything able, in a castle with the most easily pissed off Disney character that can throw about 12 times his weight in sharp heavy objects…. This is gonna be fun, not so much for them but you get the idea, and oh my god am I narrating?! What the hell?!

Axel: shiiiiiiiiiny statue O.O

Roxas: no axel, resist the shiny, resist!!!

Axel: -picks up statue bigger then him- ok…roxy, let's go –slowly walking while lifting big statue behind his back-

Roxas: what a moron he's jeo-oh my god, a rose!!!!!

Axel: where?!?!?!?!

Roxas: no way man, you got the statue, this one is mine!
Axel: noooooooo!

Beast: what…are….you…doing…with…my…stuff?

Roxas: …… axel did it!

Axel: aw man!

Beast: -cracks knuckles-

Roxas and Axel: T_T

2 days of hospitalization later

Axel: hey, let's ride our wheelchairs down the stairs!

Roxas: axel, no!

Axel: weee-ahhhhhhhhh!!! Omg, my spleen!!! Ahhhh, that's my eye, my eye!!!!! Why do we have so many stairs!!!!! My pancreas!!! I can't feel my legs!!!!!

Roxas: …. –rides his wheelchair down slope to end of the stairs-

Roxas: sooo…how'd it go?

Axel: if I could move…and part of my body… I'd hurt you

Roxas: …so wait…you can't move?

Axel: yeah-..oh no

Roxas: hehehe…. Hey! Larxene! Can I borrow your makeup kit?!

Larxene: …do I even wanna ask why?!

Roxas: -hiding axel behind him- probably not…

Larxene:…fine freak –hands him the bag-

Roxas: thank you….

Axel: why me…why?

TO BE CONTINUED