It's been a long time, and it has officially been 1 year and 16 days since I posted the first Chapter of this story and honestly, I am so happy that you have all supported me with my first story and have been so patient with me and my slow updates! I love you all, and I hope that you enjoy this Chapter.

Without further ado…

Chapter 11: The Twins Fight!

*Arisa POV*

Music Room #3 – The Host Club is open for business!

"Let's play the 'Which one is Hikaru-kun?' game!" Hikaru and Kaoru chorus as their fangirls squeal.

"What a ridiculous game." Haruhi grumbled to me as we walked passed them.

"Huh? Something you don't like about it?" The Twins said.

"It's not just that. I just can't quite tell why you two are popular." Haru stated, as I winced.

"Ouch… That's telling them." I commented, sniggering.

"Apparently, Haruhi doesn't…" Hikaru started, resting his arm on Haruhi, whilst Kaoru rested his on my shoulder.

"…understand the merit of having twins in a Host Club." Kaoru finished, yet Haruhi looked like she didn't care at all, and honestly, I couldn't blame her.

"Listen here… Having a couple of good-looking homosexuals earns a lot of high points. And making a show of teetering between that and friendship is also desirable."

"But in our case, being twins, we get to use the most forbidden taboo of all as a weapon."

"On top of that, there's the scenario of having two people, who have such deep ties with each other, both in love with you."

"It's the ultimate young woman's romance, right?" Cue fangirls screaming and squealing, and Hikaru and Kaoru's smug smiles.

"Yeah, right." I scoffed.

"Hikaru! Kaoru!" Tamaki yelled as he came storming in with a laptop in hand. "I let you have control of the club's homepage on the condition that you would take it seriously!"

"And we are taking it seriously!" Hikaru retorted.

"We up all night, until dawn working on it!" Kaoru exclaimed, and I cursed Tamaki for giving the Twins – of all people, the Twins – the job of having control of the webpage.

"And this is the screen that you made?!" Tamaki exclaimed showing us the webpage, a picture of an exposed Haruhi's back.

"WHAT?!" I yelled. "Why is Haruhi on there?!"

"Why am I there?" Haruhi asked as she became a stone.

"Haru-chan, you look great!" Honey-senpai exclaimed, a flock of fangirls crowding the laptop.

"When!?" Tamaki yelled.

"Huh?"

"When did you take nude photos of Haruhi?!" Tamaki shouted as he entered his Tamaki brain-theatre.

"Your insanely delusional. They were photoshopped." Hikaru said.

"Yeah, if I say so myself, they're magnificent!" Kaoru added.

"Hey, Haru. Are you ok? You like a stone – wait, are you even breathing right now!?" I asked Haru, just as Tamaki came behind Haruhi asking her to wear a dress, for one reason or the other.

"Hey! Hikaru, Kaoru, I'd like it if you two stopped photoshopping my pictures." Haruhi grumbled at the two Idiots – ignoring Tamaki, who went into his corner.

"Nope." They replied nonchalantly as Haru grumbled even further.

"Just what do you take other people for?" I asked them.

"Isn't that obvious? Toys."

"People aren't toys!" I exclaimed.

"But, your one of our favourite toys, Arisa." Hikaru laughed, as he rested his arm on my shoulder.

"Toys… Toys… Toys…. If you really like playing with toys, then come visit the Black Magic Club – if you join now, you can get your own curse doll Belzenef…" A student clad in black clothing holding a creepy cat doll in his hands said, speaking through a half opened door – wait, what? Since when has there been a door there?!

"Nekozawa-senpai doesn't like brightly lit places." Kyoya-senpai told us, but wasn't Nekozawa-senpai blond?

"You must have nothing to do with that man." Tamaki whispered in our ears, sweating a crazy amount. "If you do, you will definitely become cursed!"

"Do you even have any basis for that claim?" Haruhi asked him, scared that he appeared behind us without making a sound.

"Yes, actually…" And~ I stop listening as Tamaki begins to show us his proof that Nekozawa-senpai would curse us, whilst Kyoya-senpai gives reasoning to Tamaki's stupidity.

"The power of Belzenef is true!" Nekozawa-senpai told us creepily as he appeared before Tamaki. "If you engrave the name of the person you hate, then they will be cursed."

"This guy really is dark, in more ways than one…" Hikaru began.

"He really hates the light, so I wonder… How will he like this?" Kaoru finished, and before I could question what exactly they were scheming, they had somehow found torches and chased after Nekozawa-senpai with them, however they ended up scaring Tamaki as well.

"Hikaru, Kaoru. How could you?!" Tamaki cried. "You two truly don't know how terrifying black magic really is?!"

"Ah, I'm bored!" Kaoru exclaimed.

"Isn't there anything fun to do?!" Hikaru complained, and at the sight of being ignored Tamai went into his Corner.

"How about you two do some work!" I exclaimed.

"Arisa, serve the cakes." Kyoya-senpai yelled to me as more customers came in.

"Damn you, evil tax-collector!" I muttered under my breath.

"Hey, Haruhi, Arisa. We have a favour to ask." They sang together.

"No, no, no! Haruhi don't listen to them!" I cried, as I was being dragged to the kitchen to get the snacks by Kyoya-senpai.

*Haruhi POV*

"What is it?" I replied irritably.

"The next day off we get…" Hikaru began.

"Can we come over to your place?" Kaoru finished, as I sweat-dropped.

"Why would you?"

"Because we're really, really interested in how commoners live." Kaoru started again.

"And, how Arisa manages to live in a commoner's home." Hikaru completed with a slight blush on his face at the mention of Ari.

"No way."

"Not at all?" They chorused.

"Not at all, you'll just make fun of me." I explained bluntly, before a certain someone came barrelling into me.

"Haruhi, I'm back after serving that evil prince. Hikaru and Kaoru didn't hurt you, did they?!" Ari exclaimed as she stroked my head.

"No, I'm fine."

"But are you sure that you won't let us come?" Hikaru and Kaoru persisted.

"You are not coming to my house."

"You know…" Oh no! Tamaki began his speech. "I've been thinking of paying my respects to Haruhi's family –."

"No way in Hell." I told them all.

"Then, let's do it this way. If you and Arisa fail in the "Which one is Hikaru-kun?" game, then we have to come to your house!" They exclaimed, putting on their checked hats.

"Ok." Ari and I agreed.

"So… Which one of us is Hikaru-kun?"

"You're Kaoru, and you're Hikaru." Ari and I said together, pointing at Kaoru then Hikaru.

"Bzzt! You got it WRONG!"

"No, we didn't." Ari replied, yawning.

"You two look similar, but you two are different." I told them, and at this Hikaru and Kaoru's eyes widened.

"Say, Haruhi-kun, Arisa-chan. How did you tell them apart?"

"They even have their hair covered by the hats?!"

"Well… I guess… Hikaru's speech and actions are 10% more ornery than Kaoru's." I replied, and at this Kaoru started laughing, which confused me – was it something I said?

"Sorry, Hikaru." Kaoru chuckled.

"Well, at least I don't mask myself, and always express myself honestly, so technically Kaoru is the more spiteful one." Hikaru spat out.

"Don't go spinning this. Hikaru, I'm the one who always goes along with you, playing your selfish games, right?"

"I may be the one to suggest them, but you're the one who gets into them, Kaoru. If you don't like it, then stop. What are you, stupid?"

"You're too stupid to see it for yourself, Hikaru. Like how even when you were calling Arisa a toy, honestly just admit you like her."

"Huh!" Hikaru spluttered.

"What!" Tamaki exclaimed. "You two devil twins better stay away from my daughters!"

"HEY! Don't bring me into your squabble!" Ari yelled, and me and Honey-senpai had to hold her back, yet I noticed that both Ari and Hikaru were both very red in the face – it must just be hot, it was getting a bit stuffy in here. I should probably open the window.

"H-Hey! You've really got it wrong! You really are an idiot Kaoru!"

"Yeah, there some things that you just don't say!" Ari yelled.

"For one thing, why would I fall for that raccoon!"

"R-Raccoon!" Ari spluttered, now livid, Honey-senpai, Mori-senpai and I had to hold her back now from murdering the twins.

"How dare you call my daughter such a filthy thing. I'll have you know, that Arisa and I both go to the same spa!"

"Fantastic. This is fantastic." A voice says from beneath us?! Renge suddenly rises using an underground platform. "A beautiful relationship around Arisa-chan! What's more is that two of them are twins. This is so amazing that I could have three bowls of rice."

"You stay out of this otaku." The twins sweat-dropped.

"Hey! She's my sister from another mister!" Ari added.

"Really?!"

"No, it's a saying…" Ari replied.

"Enough of this! You're always getting into my bed! You're such a pest!"

"That's because you always seem so lonely, Hikaru. I had no choice but to sleep next to you, idiot!"

"Who are you calling an idiot?! You're doing worse in a number of classes!"

"Look who's talking! Hikaru, maybe you should study linguistics more!"

"You grind your teeth too loud!"

"Who is it that tosses in their sleep so much that they fall out of their bed?!"

"Sex pixie!"

"Sicko!"

"Your Mum wear's too much make-up!" They both yell together. "We're through!"

*Time-skip to the next day, brought to you by laziness*

*Arisa POV*

"I hope that Hikaru and Kaoru calmed down after yesterday." Haru muttered.

"Yeah, me too. But honestly Haru, did you have to say that. You should've said that Hikaru's voice was slightly deeper than Kaoru's, did you have to call his 'actions and speech 10% more ornery than Kaoru's'. Really!" I complained, as their argument was basically mine and Haru's fault.

"Is Hikaru's voice really deeper than Kaoru's, I never noticed! You must've been paying special attention to him." Haru replied sarcastically.

"Hey! I've got no idea what you're trying to insinuate, but I don't like it."

"Arisa! Haruhi!" Hikaru called out to us as he walked towards to his desk which was seated next to Haru, and as I turned to look at him I gasped.

"Hikaru, you're hair!"

"Yeah, doesn't it look cute? From now on, I'm the pink one. I couldn't bear to be mistaken for Kaoru anymore."

"Kaoru, you're hair!"

"So, Kaoru, you went with blue." Haru commented.

"Yeah, don't I look amazing? Much better than somebody, right Arisa?"

"Come on, Ari. He couldn't possibly look better than me!" I sweat-dropped at this, they literally have practically the same face.

"Umm… Actually, blue is a nicer colour…" As I said this, Hikaru scowled at his twin. "But you still look great!" I said as I patted his pink hair.

"You know, last night I had a very rare chance to sleep by myself. But unfortunately, I had a nightmare, because somehow, I had dyed my hair a garish shade of pink!" Kaoru laughed, and as he tried to sit down, Hikaru kicked his chair causing him to fall. In return, Kaoru pulled Hikaru's chair, making him fall off of his chair as well. The two doppelgängers glared at each other, and of course began throwing things around at each other yet missing every time, instead creating a barricade of tables, chairs and everything else they could get their hands on, even Honey-senpai – wait, Honey-senpai?!

In the midst of all their ruckus, I saw that something had fallen from Kaoru's bag, it looked somewhat like a script. Flipping through the pages, I realised that this was not just any script. It was the script of what the twins were doing – of course, those devil twins planned this. However, I noticed that there was no mention of Kaoru saying that Hikaru liking me in the script, perhaps they were just improvising. Before anyone could notice me, I quickly hid the script in my bag, let's see whether what they had planned actually happens.

*Time-skip to lunch brought to you by Honey-senpai's strawberry cake*

*Kaoru POV*

"You really didn't like it when Ari complimented me, did you Hika?"

"Shut up Kao!"

"Aaaww, my brother has a crush!"

"No, I don't idiot! And speaking of which, how could you lose our script for today?"

"Sorry, Hika. It must've fallen from my bag when we throwing things at each other."

"Oh well, we already had it memorised it, so its fine."

"Now, to activate 'Phase 2 – Food Fight'"

"Let's go, Kao!"

*Arisa POV*

Everything, literally everything was written in the script even what Honey-senpai would say, and the surprising thing is, they had written everything correctly. How Haru would react when eating rich food, Tamaki's reaction to it, what Kyoya would tell Tamaki, and how Honey-senpai would try to make them forgive each other with a strawberry cake – these devil twins were really too much. By the time they had finished throwing food at each other, lunch was over. Deciding that having this script was having an advantage over the twins, I thought that it would be best to go the master of taxes, evilness and scheming before we all need to go to lessons.

"Hey Kyoya-senpai, look at this." I told senpai, and as he read it, he nodded.

"I had figured as much, Hikaru and Kaoru are definitely faking this fight." He replied, continuously writing in his black book.

"What should we do?" I asked him. "Shouldn't we stop them, I mean they are using us."

"I think it would be better to leave them be, wouldn't it be fun trying to ruin their plans?" Kyoya-senpai smirked, and I realised, it would be really fun messing with the twins, who always mess with other people, and I smirked back.

"You are very right, now let's see. What can I do?" I sang, before skipping away to Haru. "Thank you Kyoya-senpai for the great idea!"

"The pleasure is all mine." He replied with a smug look on his face.

"You know, Ari, it's amazing how the twins can fight in harmony." Haru tells me as we walk to our next lesson, and I consider telling her about the script, but I quickly decide against it. It would make it so much more fun if Haru didn't know, and I still need to get my revenge for when she woke me up early on the first day of school.

"Yeah, it is pretty cool. Anyways, we need to get to History!" I exclaimed, as I realised that we were getting late for our lessons.

*Time-skip to Music Room #3*

*Kaoru POV*

"If this continues, we'll have to stop offering the brotherly-love package, although Haruhi, this isn't something that you should feel responsible for. Even though, your thoughtless comment got us into this." Kyoya-senpai told Haruhi, and we knew that everything was going according to plan.

*Time-skip to the next day, Music Room #3*

*Hikaru POV*

"After going this long, haven't you two gotten over this!" Tono yelled at the sight of all the objects crowding us as we had thrown them around.

"One more stage to go Kao, then we're done."

"Yeah, man it was so~ easy to fool them!"

"You're right!"

"Time to initiate 'Phase 3 – The Cursed Doll'"

We were already throwing things by the time everybody had come into the clubroom, and so it was only a matter of time before Kao would bring out Belzenef and fake cursing me. That was before Ari came up to us.

"Why don't you two calm down for a bit, I made cake!" She exclaimed, bringing out a ten-layer chocolate cake.

"You didn't make that." Haruhi sweat-dropped, and Ari laughed.

"Ok, so I bought it from your favourite cake stores!"

"What!" Kao and I replied as we realised that she was right, the frosting and the style was all that of our favourite cake company, but why cake.

"If you guys don't make up, then all this cake will be gone by the time you're done." She told us, smiling sweetly, and I wondered what she was thinking about doing.

"You brothers are putting us out!" Tono wailed.

"We're putting you out?! We're putting you out?! You've got to be kidding! I'm the one who's put out! I'm he one who's got the same face as Kaoru. I'm sick and tired of being mistaken for you, the truth is, I hate your guts!"

"You took the words right out of my mouth – " Before Kaoru could continue, Ari interrupted him. "Cake?"

"NO!" We yelled.

"Look at this! I brought this Belzenef doll from Nekozawa-senpai! I'm writing your name on the back of this, Hikaru!" Kaoru yelled at me, as he wrote something on the back of the doll scaring Tono, who retreated to his Corner. Seeing this Haruhi ran up to us and hit us on the head. It was working! Our plan was working!

"Enough of this! You don't go bringing something like this into a simple row! You both are to blame for this – " Before Haruhi could continue, Kyoya-senpai interrupted her.

"What's this, it says on the cake 'Congratulations, you fooled us!'" Kyoya-senpai said smugly, and we both looked at Ari who laughed.

"WHAT!" Tono screeched.

"T-This was all a fake!" Haruhi spluttered, and as she turned around the Belzenef doll, she saw that Kaoru had written 'Blank' on it. "But why?!"

"If you two really wanted to come over, the you just need to ask nicely." Arisa chuckled. "You don't need to pretend to fight!"

"Haruhi, can we come over to your house?" Kao and I asked Haruhi, and although she sighed, she agreed.

"Yes, you can come over to my house."

"YAY!"

"Now let's eat cake!" Honey-senpai exclaimed, unaffected by everything.

"I don't understand why you went to such an extent though?" Haruhi asked us.

"We were bored!" We sang as we sat down and got ourselves slices of cake

"Twins with too much free time… are the devil." Tono cried as he fell to the floor. Although everything didn't go completely to plan, we still got what we wanted, and our favourite cake!

"But Ari, why did you get cake?" I asked her, as we all wolfed down the cake, Honey-senpai practically drinking the cake at the speed he was eating.

"I was hungry." She replied, as she scoffed down 3 slices in one go. "Tamaki, are you not going to eat!" Ari called out to Tono who had found himself in his Corner.

"Oh! My dear daughter! How caring you are, much more than a certain pair of devil twins!" Tono exclaimed as he glared at us, sitting down and munching on his cake, we laughed at his misery as Ari and Haruhi sweat-dropped.

EXTRAAA:

Arisa: Next time…

Haruhi: Hosts Undercover!

Honey: Say, Ari-chan, are we gonna be spies!

Arisa: I don't know, senpai.

Kyoya: It is most unlikely with our budget.

Haruhi: We have a budget?!

Kyoya: Yes of course, how else do you think we are able to do so many things?

Hikaru: We do need more money, we've been lacking in snacks for the guests…

Kaoru: The only thing we've been able to give them lately is commoners coffee!

Tamaki: I have an idea! How about we go to Europe, we can go on a cruise and –

ALL: NO!

Tamaki: *whines and sobs in his Corner*

Haruhi: See you next time!

Hey, I'm back and I hope you enjoyed that Chappy, I know it was reallyyy late and so I've got a special chapter planned next, just filled with fluff and jokes!

Axoxo