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Camping part 2 and The Robber

Soon, in the mountains, Naruto and Konohamaru found a cave as Naruto pushed the heavy stone aside to reveal the opening.

Naruto: Hey, how about this?

Konohamaru: Naruto. We can do better than that! I don't even think this even fit for a princess.

Hinata saw the sun setting further down as she started to panic

Hinata: No, no. It's fine. It just needs a few homey touches.

Naruto: "Homey touches"? Like what?

Then, Konohamaru and Naruto heard the sound of bark being ripped from a tree with ease.

Hinata: A door. (walking to get inside the cave) Well boys, good night.

Soon, Hinata wedged the bark piece to the opening to block the entrance.

Konohamaru: Hey uh, you want me to come in there and read you a bedtime story, cause I will.

Hinata: I SAID GOOD NIGHT!

Soon, Naruto got sick of Hinata yelling all the time as he got an idea while grinning and tried to move the heavy stone...back in front of the cave to seal in Hinata, literally.

Konohamaru: Naruto, what are you doing?

Naruto stopped while chuckling at his own joke.

Naruto: I just...you know...Oh come on, I was just messing around!

Naruto walks away while Konohamaru shook his head.


Soon, by nightfall the 2 boys were looking at the sky while Naruto pointed out the star constellations.

Naruto: And that one, that's Kakashi Hatake: the only one who can copy another's ninjutsu with his Sharringan.

Konohamaru: Right. Hey can you tell my future from these starts?

Naruto: Konohamaru, stars don't tell the future, they tells stories.

Soon, Naruto points at another star constellation.

Naruto: Look, there's Choji the flatulent. (chuckles) You can guess what he's famous for.

Naruto slightly laughs while Konohamaru raised an eyebrow.

Konohamaru: Ok, I know you're making this up.

Naruto: No! (points) Look, there he is. And there's the group of thieves running from his stench.

Konohamaru: Dude, there nothing but a bunch of little dots.

Naruto: Konohamaru, sometimes things aren't always what they seem, get it?

Konohamaru was confused as Naruto decided to lie down on his back.

Naruto: Forget it.

Konohamaru yawns before...

Konohamaru: Hey Naruto...what are we gonna do when we get our forest anyway?

Naruto: Wait. "Our" forest?

Konohamaru: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and what not?

Naruto: "We"? Look kid, there's no "we", there's no "our". There's just me and my forest; and the first thing I'm gonna do is build a 10 foot wall around my land.

Soon, Naruto turns to lay down on his left side while Konohamaru stood up and looked at him heartbroken.

Konohamaru: You cut me deep Naruto; you cut me real deep just now. However, you know what I think, I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.

Naruto: (sarcastically) No. You think?

Soon, Naruto turns to his right side with a frown while Konohamaru tried to talk to him.

Konohamaru: Are you hiding something?

Naruto: Never mind, kid.

Konohamaru: Oh, this is another one of them "onion things", isn't it?

Naruto: No, this is one of those, "drop it and leave it be" things!

Konohamaru: Why don't you want to talk about it?

Naruto: Why the hell did you bring this subject up?

Soon, Naruto turns around again while Konohamaru moves to face him.

Konohamaru: Well, why are you blocking?

Naruto: I'm not blocking.

Konohamaru: Yes you are.

Naruto: Kid, I'm warning ya!

Konohamaru: Who are you keeping out, Naruto? Just tell me, who?

Soon, Naruto lost his temper as he really got angry while his eyes started to turn red with slit-like pupils.

Naruto: EVERYONE, ALL RIGHT?

Konohamaru was silent for a solid minute, before speaking up.

Konohamaru: (smiling) Now, we're getting somewhere.

Naruto: Lord have mercy with you!

Soon, Naruto walks away to the edge of the cliff while Konohamaru only took a few steps forward. However, nobody knew that Hinata opened the door slightly as she listened in on the boys' conversation.

Konohamaru: What the hell is your problem Naruto, what do you have against the whole world anyway, huh?

Naruto: (sitting down) Listen, I'm not the one with the problem, ok? It's the whole damn world that has a problem with me. People take one look at me and go, "AAHH! Help! Run! A stupid, ugly, Nine-Tailed Fox jinchuriki!". (sighs) They judge me before they even get to know me. That's why I'm better off alone.

Soon, Hinata suddenly felt bad on how she treated Naruto when he rescued her from her prison. Soon, she came up with an idea on how to make it up to him as she silently closed the door to get some sleep while Konohamaru sat next to his friend.

Konohamaru: You know what? When we met, I didn't think you were just a stupid, ugly, jinchuriki.

Naruto: Yeah I know.

Konohamaru: So, um...are there any kid ninjas up there?

Naruto: Well, there's...Gabby. (glancing at Konohamaru) The small, and annoying.

Konohamaru: Ok, I see another one; a big shiny one right there, right?

Naruto: That's the moon.

Konohamaru: Oh.


Meanwhile, at the Foundation...

Lord Sai was in his own bed as he was viewing images of Hinata looking out the window.

Lord Sai: Again. Show me again.

Karen the Computer: My time is up and I need my rest.

Lord Sai: Would you like to get reduced to a pile of scrap?

Soon, Karen the computer sighs and rewound the image to the beginning.

Lord Sai: Ah...perfect.


The next morning, Hinata woke up and came out of her cave and saw that Naruto and Konohamaru were still asleep as she wandered into the woods and saw a Barn Swallow in her nest as she started to sing. The Barn Swallow sang along with her as it was going good. However, when Hinata used a high-pitched tone, it started to expand before it popped which startled Hinata to stop as she looked to see the Barn Swallow's legs on the branch before she sees the eggs in the nest and took them back to the camp. As she was cooking them, the smell slowly woke up Naruto as he saw her cooking while Konohamaru started to talk in his sleep.

Konohamaru: Yeah, you know I like it like that.

Naruto: (shaking Konohamaru awake) Konohamaru, wake up.

Konohamaru: Huh? What?

Naruto: Wake up.

Soon, Konohamaru yawns as he fully woke up/

Hinata: Morning. Um...how do you like your eggs?

Konohamaru: Well, good morning Hinata!

Naruto: What's all this about?

Hinata: Well, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday and...I want to make it up to you. (stands up with the stone plate full of eggs) I mean after all, you did rescue me.

Soon, she places the plate in front of Konohamaru and Naruto. While Konohamaru sniffed the eggs, Naruto just scratched his head.

Naruto: Well...thanks.

Hinata: Eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.

Konohamaru and Naruto were confused and suspicious of Hinata's sudden behavior change.


In the woods, while the trio were walking, Naruto suddenly let out a huge burp.

Konohamaru: Naruto!

Naruto: What? It's a compliment: Better out than in, I always say.

Naruto laughs while Konohamaru shakes his head.

Konohamaru: That's no way to behave in front of a princess.

Soon, Hinata let's out a belch that rivals Naruto's.

Hinata: Thanks.

Konohamaru: She's as nasty as you are.

Naruto: You know, you're not exactly what I expected.

Hinata: Well, maybe you shouldn't jusdge people before you get to know them.

Naruto was surprised that she said that to him. In fact, too surprised. While Hinata was walking while singing, out of nowhere, someone snatched Hinata in an instant while swinging to a nearby tree.

Naruto: Princess!

Hinata looked up to see her captor, he was a Cajun with red hair, red on black eyes, while he was wearing a black body suit, some gray boots and had a trench coat. this guy's name was Gambit.

Hinata: Hey! What are you doing?

Gambit: Be still mon cherie. For I am your savior and I just saved from this freaky...

Soon, Gambit kissed the back of Hinata's hand.

Gambit: ...Beast.

Soon, Naruto and Konohamaru caught to the thief.

Naruto: Hey! That's my princess. Go find your own bub!

Gambit: Please. Creature! Can't you see I'm a little...BUSY here?

Soon, Hinata had enough as she pushed Gambit to get his attention.

Hinata: Look pal! I don't know who or what you are!

Gambit: Oh! How rude of moi. Please let moi introduce myself. Oh Thieves!

Soon, 5 thieves came out of the bushes.

Thieves: Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo!

Gambit: I steal from the rich and give to the team.

Thief: Takes a small percentage.

Gambit: But I'm not petty. I rescue pretty damsels. Man, I'm good!

Thieves: What a guy!

Gambit: Ha Ha!

Thieves: Remy LaBeau!

Gambit: Break it down!

Soon, the thieves and Gambit start doing a little dance before singing again.

Gambit: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid

Thieves: What he's basically saying is he likes to be-

Gambit: Paid
So, when a freak's in the bush
Grabs a girl by the tush
That's bad

Thieves: That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad

Gambit: When a beauty's with a beast
It makes me awfully mad

Thieves: He's mad
He's really, really mad

Gambit: I'll take my blade and ram it through you heart
Keep you eyes on me, guys, 'cause I'm about to start...

Suddenly, Hinata popped out of nowhere and kicked Gambit into a stone which knocked him out cold when his head struck while she landed onto the ground which startled the thieves, Naruto, and Konohamaru.

Hinata: Damn, that was annoying.

Thief: Why you little...!

Soon, the thief aimed an arrow at Hinata who dodged when it was fired. The arrow was heading straight for Konohamaru but Naruto got him out of the way in time as the arrow bounced off the tree trunk that was behind them as Hinata started to kick each of the thieves' asses one at a time. Then, the final thief was charging at her before she span around and kicked him right across the jaw. Then, Hinata started walking over the fallen thieves to the boys who were shocked at what they saw, as she stepped on one of them.

Hinata: Shall we?

Naruto: Hold the phone. (drops Konohamaru into a pile of leaves)

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