I do not own any of the characters in this story nor do I own any of the songs. Sasuke/Deidara will appear later in the along the story, I will switch from third person to first person. so sorry if the story is confusing.
"talking"
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Damn it Sasuke, I'm going to kill you when I get my hands around your fucking scrawny neck.
Naruto knew that Sasuke would find a way to make his life a living hell. It was just a matter of time. On the other hand, Sasuke was enjoying his torment of Naruto. The teacher hearing the statement, turn and notice blonde hair. A smirk grew on his face.
"Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki is that you?"
"Hello Jiraiya, long time no see."
"What is wrong Naruto, are you not happy to see me?"
Naruto made a look of disgust. And then a smirk appears on his face; he believes that he might as well milk the moment. He knew every last one of his weak spots; women being one of them.
"Why in the hell will I be happy to see a pervert like you, Ero-sennin."
"I am not a pervert you little twit."
"Oh really," Naruto said as he took out his cell phone, "so I guess the person in my phone isn't you peeking into the ladies room?"
Jiraiya ran to retrieve Naruto's phone to see if he was baffling. Naruto smirk grew wider when Ero-sennin went pale. Jiraiya looked at Naruto with hatred and anger in his eyes.
"Who did you show this picture to?"
"No one has seen it; just Kiba, Gaara, and of course my boyfriend. The last person who has yet to see it is Lady Tsunade."
Jiraiya became paler when Naruto mention his grandmother name. Jiraiya has known Tsunade forever and know that she does not tolerate disrespect. The last time she caught him peeking, she threatens to cut off his "manhood". He then remembered that he have Naruto cell phone.
"Too bad for you Naruto, I deleted the photos. There's no way that going into early grave, and there's no way that I'm facing hell on heels."
"Not quite," Naruto said, making Jiraiya confused, "my boyfriend, Itachi, has a copy of the photos. One little text from me and I can end your entire life."
Just when things couldn't get better, Jiraiya got down on his knees begging Naruto to not get him killed.
"Okay I'll do anything, just don't send her the pictures."
"I'll keep that in mind."
The bell rung, giving the signal that class has ended. So far most of the first day has been interesting especially having a lover as teacher.
I swear Itachi's going to be the death of me. He thinks I didn't notice him sending me looks. I swear if looks can kill, I'll be dead from blood lust. But that other teacher, Orochimaru; gives me the creeps. Whose skin is that fucking pale? He looks like some fucking snake. Even his eyes give off a weird vibe. He looks like a fucking pedophile.
