Don't know why I didn't post this sooner. This is what I had of chapter 2 for the first 'chapter' here. This was indeed supposed to be a humanized con's story, inspired from the Be Human comic in DA. There is a little more to the thing below but I'm unsure to post it since it's only ideas. Maybe if someone asks me to I'll edit them in but for now I'll only post the completed stuff.
Oh Optimus was going to owe him big time for this. Not only did he and the others leave him alone with their guests but with Miko as well. He understood why the others had to leave but one could only take so much Miko at one time. Even after months of being around the kids she was the one he still couldn't handle. Who could blame him? She was rude, loud, reckless and disrespectful. In fact the only thing the Autobot admired about the human female was her admiration for Bulkhead.
It wasn't as if the medic couldn't understand the young girl's excitement, though. He too still found it amazing that their trap worked. Who wouldn't? After all it wasn't every day that one defies the laws of nature and with no ill effect to boot. What made it even more exciting was that Ratchet himself had set up the trap, with some help from Rafael.
So, yes, he could fully understand why Miko seemed so ecstatic. In fact, at first he was rather pleased that she admired how cool and awesome the trap was. Although, after mentioning it for about the fifth time, and showing no desire to learn how the trap worked, it became less flattering and more annoying. As if to make his mood worse the constant complaining from their guests deepened the medic's irritation. Thankfully they had quieted down once they got bored but not by much. So it was only a matter of time until they did something which would make him lose his patience.
Unfortunately that came in the form of a fight between two of the guests about food. They argued about what the best types of food were, who should be allowed to eat first and who should get the bigger portion. Although no actual fists were thrown the argument was so childish that one would think it was a couple of kids fighting instead of full grown men. Jack hadn't gotten off work yet to get them such food! This irritated Ratchet so much that, by the time Raf finally called Anna, he was already grumpy and in a bad mood.
It was only after being threatened by their leader that the two men stopped their fighting; though it came too late to improve Ratchet's mood. Much like Autobot the older man thought the argument was nothing more than childish and immature. It was no way for men their age to act, especially for men of their position. Now all four of them sat silently in the kids' usual hang out area and watched as the others spoke to the person on the bridge line.
"Alright, that's enough. You can talk when you get here." Ratchet impatiently interrupted when a conversation nearly broke out between Miko and Anna. The Japanese teen pouted but her excitement kept her from being upset for long as the medic began typing in the ground bridge coordinates that would allow Anna to enter the base.
