My brother must be insane.

That's the only logical thing I can think of. There's no way he'd try to hook up with Axel otherwise... I mean, first off, the redhead is too busy trying to find ways into my pants to look in his direction. I really wish he gave a crap about my brother and not me but apparently that's not going to happen. "You do realize my brother is going to come in here soon for two different reasons right?" I asked him not even looking up from my homework. Axel shrugged.

"What are the two reasons?" He asked softly leaning towards me. Soon he was trailing his tongue down my neck with his hand massaging my thigh. I continued to ignore his actions knowing that this should never work out.

"One: because I'm his brother and he apparently needs to protect my innocence. Two: he's hoping to find you since he finds you attractive. Please run away with my brother. I hope you two will be happy together." I said this all in a monotone voice getting slightly annoyed by how he didn't remove his hand but he did stop whatever he was doing to my neck.

"Roxas likes me? I guess that would make sense. But I like you, got it memorized?" He asked with a smirk and a light laugh. I stared at him for a moment then brushed my hair out of my face.

"Just like?" I asked him making the redhead nod.

"I'll probably wind up loving you soon but for now it's just like." He shrugged leaning back on my bed. Soon he had my shirt off while laying down, which I'd consider an accomplishment except that he was using his cold fingers to trace things on my back. Suddenly I heard my brother get home making me point a lazy finger over to the window. Instantly Axel stood up and walked over there. "I really think I could bring myself to love you." He sighed and made a gun motion to his temple. "It'll probably kill me though, but as long as I burn it'll be fine." He laughed loudly then climbed out of the window. By the time he was out of my sight Roxas burst into the room.

"I think I felt Axel's presence in your room." Roxas said looking all over the place in the closet, under the bed, and then his eyes settled on my naked chest.

"Your Axel senses were tingling?" I asked him blankly feeling a bit... odd. I guess I'm annoyed.

"Yes they were and apparently you were in the mood to get naked." Roxas retorted looking at my bare chest.

"I'm not naked, my chest is the only thing exposed. I don't think I look that bad with my shirt off." I said with a shrug making him look me over. Finally my twin nodded slowly and allowed a small smile to cross his face.

"This could make your stalkers show up." He said simply making me stand up and shove him out of my room. When I was alone I put my homework and went to bed not wanting to think about any of this anymore. It's a bit wierd anyway. Sighing I realized that tomorrow's monday so now I have school to add onto everything.

When I got to school everything seemed too normal. Riku and Kairi talking to me seeming a bit worried about my new job, even though they don't know the details, and constant homework and teachers breathing down my neck. No one at school likes me but somehow everyone out of school does. Still don't know how I was able to snag Riku and Kairi like I did but I like having them around. They keep me sane.

Sitting in my third period class waiting for school to end an announcement suddenly came over the speakers. "Sora~!" A voice sung rather terribly. I'm the only Sora in the school. I blushed scarlet and then pretended to be focusing on what I was doing. Cloud or Leon? "We love you since you suck our... wait why can't we say that in school?" Okay so that voice is definitely Axel.

"You make my dreams come true by the way you lick the floor at my feet just to get closer to me~!" Damn it. Why is Yuffie here?

"I think I just want to leave~!" This voice was deep and dark but sounded amazing. This is the only person singing that can sing so far. Instantly the man was cut off.

"We love to screw you~!" Three guy voices said sounding as though they were on the verge of laughing.

"Should we head back to the porn company now?" Cloud asked making me glare harder than anything I've ever done before.

"That made no sense. One of them didn't want to be there, the girl wanted you to worship her and the guys wanted to have sex with you or so the song claimed. Was this all just to embarrass you or something?" Kairi asked making me sigh and lean back in my seat. I wonder what would happen to me if I became a high school dropout.

the assholes probably want me to.