"What the fuck did you mean that she is Tweek?" Stan blurted out as he looked at Craig with wide eyes. He was pointing at the blonde woman who he just tried to hit on and got ignored in return.
Craig fucking Tucker could not be serious, Tweek Tweak was never that hot and he was not even a girl to start with!
"Fuck," Craig muttered as he realized his mistake.
He blinked several times as what happened started to sink on to him. Of all the people in town to know, it ended up being the town's worst blubber mouths, Clyde and fucking Stan Marsh.
Grace god, at least Stan was the only one conscious. It would be really insufferable if Clyde was also chewing on his ear for answers. It was a gift that he knocked out himself before he could start asking questions.
"Forget it, Marsh," Craig hissed. "Just help me carry this fat ass inside the shop, first," he said referring to Clyde who he kicked lightly in the leg to check if he would get any reaction. Unfortunately, Clyde was still out cold.
"No way, dude! How come Tweek becomes a goddess! This is just- You need to explain everything to me," Stan complained. He was still shell-shocked and he needed answers.
Craig glared hard at Stan. Who did Stan think he was? He had no right to comment right into his face what he thought of Tweek. Yes, of course, Tweek is beyond hot, but how dare he? If they were in another situation, it would not be Craig's fault if his knuckles found its way on Stan's face.
On the other hand, Tweek was nearly losing it. So what if he was a girl now? There were plenty of crazier things that already transpired here in South Park.
"You don't need to talk as if I'm not here! You could ask me yourself, you know!?" Tweek screamed, fed up that he was being ignored like he was not present in there in the first place. "I'm a girl now, Marsh. Grow some balls and get done with it," Tweek hissed as he glared at Stan.
With those words coming from Tweek herself, reality dawn quickly at him. Stan looked at Tweek, his mouth hanging open and he seemed to be having an internal breakdown.
He could not believe that he just hit on Tweek and he was actually really attracted to her. Like a lot. Even though she just screamed on his face and she was undoubtfully mad, she still looked beautiful.
The sun peaking on the clouds made her hair glow beautifully like she had a halo around her. Her eyes were intense with the way she was looking at him. He did not have this kind of attraction to anyone since he first met Wendy in the playground years and years ago.
Stan clutched his head. It was too much for him to handle. He stared one more time at Tweek and he could saw the resemblance between the Tweek he knew and the lady he had hit on moments ago.
They both had the same shade of platinum blonde hair, the same wide and doll-like green eyes, and the slight twitching that he could only associate with Tweek. There was no denying it. The girl that made his stomach do crazy acrobatic movement was indeed Tweek herself.
Why did his heart felt so erratic by just looking at Tweek? Man, he could not understand himself. Could it mean that years ago he was already attracted to Tweek and he just realized it when Tweek is now a girl? Is he secretly gay or something? He knew that he likes girls not boys, but could he actually...?
Somehow in the back of his mind, he started seeing images of Kyle, of him with Kyle and those super bro moments they shared.
"What the fuck," Stan whispered to himself. His eyes popping wide like saucers.
He could no longer handle it anymore. Stan felt really light headed. His thoughts gone haywire and his brain could not hold it all together. In a snap, Stan's eyes rolled at the back of his head. In an instance, there were two lumps of unconscious body right outside of Tweek Bros. Coffee shop.
"Easy, honey," Craig said while sighing.
He stared helplessly at Clyde and Stan. Great, just great. How would he explain that there was two unconscious grown up guys at the front of his boyfriend's business place when someone happened to walk over in here?
"Ugh!" Tweek screamed. "I-I'm sorry! It just, it was really stressful for me. I did not mean to cause this," he sobbed.
He walked towards Craig and he cried right into his boyfriend's shirt. Honestly, Tweek did not had an idea what was happening. He just felt really hormonal and his mood was going haywire.
"Hey, honey, don't cry," Craig whispered at Tweek's hair.
To say that Craig was alarmed was an understatement, he was panicking on the inside. During the course that Tweek became a girl, this was the first time that the blonde cried.
Tweek was also not the crying type. She usually screamed out her feelings whenever she became frustrated, angry, and even when she was sad. It might have seemed like a really childish behavior, but that was how Tweek worked, more on screaming than crying.
So damn it if there was suddenly someone who walked and asked why two grown-up men were lying unconscious in the front of the shop. Fuck it if someone wanted their coffee. Craig did not care. Tweek came first before anyone else.
"Tweek, honey, it's not your fault. Please, don't cry," Craig murmured as he ran his hand at Tweek's back.
"It's my fault. I should not come here in the first place. I promise, I thought no one was going to be around," he sniffed. "I just want to bring the cupcakes I baked and surprise you!" Tweek said, his voice was muffled on Craig's shirt.
A small smile peaked at the corner of Craig's lips. "What do you mean by surprise?" he asked hoping to distract Tweek. Well, he was also curious about the surprise himself.
Craig broke away from Tweek's grasp to look at her eyes. Damnit, Tweek always caught his breath, but she looked exceptionally breathe taking today. He almost forgave his friends from hitting on his partner. Almost.
Craig noticed that the blonde put an effort in dressing up and she was also wearing his jacket. His smile broke into a large grin.
"It's a secret," Tweek answered her cheek reddening even though it was already splotchy from tearing up a few moments ago.
Craig snorted. How so typical Tweek behavior. He would let that secret slipped for now. Craig pulled a handkerchief at the back pocket of his jeans. He gingerly cradled Tweek's face on his left hand as he gently dabbed on the tear stains with his right one.
"You're wearing my jacket," Craig commented before he placed a soft kiss on Tweek's nose. God, Craig missed being affectionate on Tweek on public.
Craig closely watched as Tweek played with the hem of his jacket. She shyly looked at him underneath her lashes and Craig willed himself to not become distracted. He had a plenty of time later to think of other circumstances where Tweek could look at him like that.
However, when Tweek's bottom lips ended up being bitten between Tweek's teeth, Craig could not handle it anymore. He quickly ducked his head and gave Tweek a kiss on the lips. He sucked on her plump bottom lip and he ran his tongue on it after.
"What happened here?" Token asked.
He was looking at Clyde and Stan who was lying sprawled at the pavement passed out. When Clyde and Craig took so much time getting back, Jimmy and he decided to check on the two. Token did not expect things to look like this.
"I-I-I think the main problem in here is w-w-why Craig is c-c-cheating on Tweek," Jimmy stated as he stared openly at Craig and the girl he was kissing.
Token quickly sought out Craig's direction. He was taken aback when the blonde girl from earlier was with Craig. The two were standing so close together and they appeared to just share a kiss. He blinked several times and he even rubbed his hand on his eyes like he could not process what he was seeing.
Jimmy was right. The main problem right now was why Craig was cheating at Tweek. The two remained standing still as if they were deer caught in headlights.
"C-Craig, was there s-s-something you are not telling us a-a-about?" Jimmy asked.
"Was the girl in the coffee shop because she was looking for you?" Token also asked right after Jimmy.
Token realized that it made a perfect sense. The girl bolted out as quickly as she came. He thought that they just crept her out since the three of them practically hit on her. But given the circumstances now, it was possible that she was looking for Craig and she did not want anyone to know.
But why would Craig cheat on Tweek? And why was Craig running the shop without any kind of guilt while he was also cheating on Tweek? Craig was also not the kind of person to use someone to gain anything. It made no sense or what so ever.
Maybe he was running the shop because he felt bad at cheating on Tweek? Also, Tweek might really be sick like what Craig was saying. Their blond friend would surely notice if Craig was cheating on him unless he was feeling so bad that he could not observe Craig as much as he used to.
But it still not answered the question why Craig would cheat on Tweek.
Token stared at the girl. It was odd. He felt that he knew the girl and he had seen her before. Anyways, what did Craig saw on her to cheat on Tweek?
Token was sure that he was not the only one that could not imagine Craig Tucker with anyone else, but with Tweek Tweak. If he did not saw with own eyes how Craig was so close to the girl, and how he probably just kissed her, he would not believe it.
So, the girl was blonde, with green eyes and a few freckles dotting her face. She could also definitely qualify as one of the models Craig was working with. Token felt this funny feeling that the girl almost looked like a girl version of Tweek. If Tweek would have a hot sister, he was sure that she would look like this.
"So, what happened Craig? You just thought you don't want to be gay and find a very beautiful girl version of Tweek?" a very familiar voice taunted Craig.
All attention was centered to the bulky man with a blue beanie and red jacket. Eric Cartman sauntered towards them with a shit eating grin that was so him. He kicked Stan hard on the leg and he chuckled to himself when the unconscious man groaned in pain.
"Shut up, Cartman," Craig hissed.
He instantly came into his senses and he blocked Tweek on Cartman's line of sight. This fatass better not set his eyes on Tweek or he would personally escort him to hell.
"Whatever," Cartman rolled his eyes as he tucked his hand on his pockets. He grinned widely as he approached Craig and Tweek.
"Hey, you beautiful. Did you know that this giant right here has a twitchy boyfriend? Did he informed you that?" he continued as if he was only having a casual conversation with friends, which was not the case.
When no one answered, Cartman saw it as a chance to continue jabbing on Craig. Sure, the lady must not have an idea that she was being used, and he could use that opportunity. She was pretty hot and maybe she'll go out with him if he told her how much of a douche bag Craig is. She'll be thankful to him for letting her know that she was being used.
"Oooh, so you don't know? They are the gayest couple in town. Ask Token, it's true!"
Token pinched the bridge of his nose and he released a long sigh. "Don't drag me on this, fatass."
"But Toooooken! It's true. They are like the gayest gay couple in the whole South Park!" Cartman screamed, his accent more heavy and thick as the second passed.
Tweek, on the other hand, became fed up with the usual Eric Cartman's scheme. He lightly tugged on Craig shirt and Craig quickly glanced at him.
"I'll handle this," he said as he gestured on Cartman and the whole tangle of people who were caught in their drama.
"Are you sure? We are avoiding this to happen in the first place," Craig whispered back at Tweek. His eyes were a little bit downcast and worry marked his usual neutral expression.
Tweek sighed and shook his head. It appeared that he needed to even if he wanted to or not.
"It happened. I need to do something to deal with this," he said as he tipped on his toes and kissed Craig's cheek.
Craig grabbed her hand and gave it a firm squeeze. Tweek squeezed Craig's hand back with much greater force, channeling some of his nerves to Craig.
"I'll go and get them, tiger," Tweek said with determination flashing on his big green eyes.
"Aye! Stop flirting you two!" Cartman bellowed as he rolled his eyes, clearly dismissing any bits of the conversation the two had. "You guys are acting like super gay. Well, Craig is super gay and a super cheater," he snickered.
For once, Jimmy and Token could not have said something to make Cartman shut up. They watched helplessly as the annoying man from their childhood insulted Craig right into his face. It hurt them to admit it, but Cartman was voicing some of their accusations on Craig regarding the matter of being a cheater.
"Ugh, my head hurts," Stan muttered as he was wakened up by the loud noise around him.
Stan was grateful that he felt arms helping him to sit up. He muttered thanks to Jimmy and Token who helped him. With his head throbbing like he had a bad case of hangover, he cradled his head in his arms. Stan tried to remember what just happened and why he lost consciousness.
Stan blinked several times as his eyes started to focus on his surroundings. His mind was getting clearer and less foggy as seconds ticked by.
He was a little bit surprised to see Cartman. He scoffed at himself when he realized that the bigger man did not help him at all. Well, he would not be Cartman if he was not an asshole.
"What's happening?" Stan asked as he looked at Jimmy.
"W-we don't actually h-h-have an idea what is happening," Jimmy explained with a sigh.
"Apparently Craig was cheating on Tweek with her," Token supplied as he gestured to the girl beside Craig.
Stan let his sight trail where Token was pointing. His heart pounded again as he laid his eyes on the blonde angel, ehrm, Tweek. Everything rushed back at him. He now remembered the reason why he suddenly passed out on the street.
"Are you guys nuts? How can Craig cheat on Tweek? She's Tweek," Stan deadpanned as he continued to nurse his head between his hands.
"What!?"
"Bloody tampon! What do you mean that she's Tweek?" Cartman screamed.
"Quit screaming, dude!" Stan moaned. "Ask her yourself, dumbass."
Unfortunately for Stan, Cartman along with Token and Jimmy ended up questioning him more than Tweek or Craig. In a flash, no one was paying attention to the pair.
Meanwhile, Tweek found himself blinking in wonder a few times. He was actually thankful about Stan's timing. At least he did not need to spill the beans himself. It also went less violent than what he had on mind.
He wanted to laugh for some reason. He turned around to face Craig. Tweek was smiling brightly and his eyes were crinkling. He checked on Jimmy, Token, Cartman, and Stan one last time. The three men were looking and grilling at Stan as if the black haired male grew another head.
"Let's escape while they're distracted," Tweek whispered.
"How about the shop?" Craig asked back in a beat. It's not like they could just leave the shop like that.
"We'll get back tonight," Tweek said as he tugged Craig toward his car parked at the side of the coffee shop.
"Quick," Tweek literally pushed Craig toward the shotgun seat and he quickly ran at the driver's seat.
It was very unlikely of Tweek to drive quickly, but they found themselves zooming out of the parking lot in a few seconds. Once they passed the coffee shop, Tweek let out the giggles that he was repressing. Craig quickly joined after him. Their pent-up tension turned into bouts of laughter.
"I thought you said that you're going to handle it?" Craig asked between laughs.
"I did. Escaping was my way of handling it," he answered smartly. With a sheepish smile, Tweek shrugged, "It also kinda fitting with Stan spilling everything."
Craig hummed in agreement. Their laughter died down and a comfortable silence engulfed the two.
They were almost at their house when Craig speak up again. "So... What's the surprise you're telling me earlier?" Craig asked.
Craig watched as a bright blush crept on Tweek's cheeks. He almost thought that she would not answer and keep on insisting that it was a secret.
"You'll see later," she finally answered, her voice above a whisper and she looked at Craig with low lidded eyes.
Craig felt his throat constricting and maybe some other places were doing the same. He cleared his throat awkwardly and his face also flamed up as an answer. Whatever that surprise was, he was certainly looking forward to it.
Author's Note: I'm so sorry. I have this chapter months ago and I forget to post this in here. Sorry about that. Anyways, I will really love to hear your thoughts. Please, do review if you have time. Thank you!
