a/n thanx for the reviews….and as you might have guessed I don't own twilight or sob…Edward

Chimeofbells: Bella

Debussyrules: Edward

Emoboy: Jasper

Luvtoshop: Alice

Pranksta: Emmett

Pranksta: hey, minion, guess what my mooning did to Esme!!

Chimeofbells: I don't even want to know…

Pranksta: she's in therapy!!!!

Chimeofbells: and your proud of that?

Pranksta: well, everyone has been saying she's been needed therapy for a long time…..

Chimeofbells: I think they were just joking…she actually needs therapy because of that?

Pranksta: yeah….she had her first session today…she just got back…

Emoboy has entered the chat room

Emoboy: hey, Emmett, look Esme's mooning you!!!!

Chimeofbells: really?

Pranksta: yeah…she says that the psychologist said if it makes her feel better do it back.

Luvtoshop has entered the chat room.

Luvtoshop: wow that was something I really didn't have to see.

Chimeofbells: you know what I really do not want to talk about this anymore, let's change the subject.

Pranksta: yes, minion, so…hows Little Emmett?

Chimeofbells: I named him Jazzy!!!

Debussyrules has entered the chat room.

Pranksta: I know I really needed some adjustment to that so I thought that when veryone else calls him "jazzy" I can call him Little Emmett!!

Debussyrules: and I can call him Claude.

Luvtoshop: and I can call him Monster!!!

Emoboy: don't worry bella, I'll still call him Jazzy!!

Chimeofbells: thank you, jasper, you are now my favorite Cullen (except for Edward)

Pranksta: but…but…MINION...I …I… I thought we had a thing going on!!!

Lookatme has entered the chat room

Lookatme: why is Emmett crying again?

Debussyrules: and why is jasper crying?

Emoboy: I feel Emmett's pain!!! I never felt anything like it before!! Bella please help me, PLEASE.

Chimeofbells: okay, okay, Emmett you are my favorite!!!!

Pranksta: even more than Edward?

Chimeofbells: ….no…..

Emoboy: BELLA PLEASE!!!

Chimeofbells: I love you all the same!

Luvtoshop: hey!!!

Debussyrules: now I have to fear losing you to my brother...haha!

Pranksta: do you love me enough to change your dog's name to Little Emmett?

Chimeofbells: NO!!

Lookatme: I've never seen him cry like this!!

Chimeofbells: I love Jazzy!!!

Luvtoshop: the dog or the name?

Chimeofbells: I love both of them!

Pranksta: which one do you love more me or the dog?

Chimeofbells: right now the dog!

Pranksta: I thought you were my faithful minion!!!

Lookatme: Bella please get him to stop crying!!

Chimeofbells: okay, I love you more Emmett!!

Debussyrules: what about me or the dog?

Chimeofbells: umm…..

Debussyrules: oh…..

Chimeofbells: just kidding Edward you know I love you!!

Luvtoshop: me or the dog?

Chimeofbells: Alice, you know I love you more.

Emoboy: finally, Esme pulled up her pants.

Chimeofbells: Charlie just got home I got to go…tell Esme that I'm extremely sorry…love you Edward!

Emoboy: BELLA!!

Chimeofbells: okay, okay, love you all

Chimeofbells has exited the chat room

a/n okay, that that chapter I'll update later today!!