"It's downright disturbing is what it is."
Wash followed Jayne's pointed look over to Kaylee and Simon. The pair were sitting together in the galley, eating off each others' plates and giggling to themselves. Wash looked back at Jayne in time to see the mercenary make a disgusted face.
"Like a gorram pair of turtledoves," he groused, picking up and munching on Wash's biscuit. "Makes a body sick to watch." He shuddered dramatically and stalked out, grumbling about the PDA in the kitchen.
"Well, I think they're adorable," Wash commented to no one in particular. No one was listening anyway.
