Hello, man I love this story, I love making the twists and turns in the plot. Making the Akatsuki boys suffer is amazing fun, and if you have any suggestions on how to make them suffer, by all means, give me them by reviews, I love adding them in, and changing the story ever so slightly just to add them in.
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Chapter 11
"Move over Itachi" I said tiredly
"Why?"
"We're touching" I said and he rolled over a bit before attempting to go back to sleep
"Itachi, move over"
"Again?!" He said annoyed
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Because I can feel your body heat" I said simply in my tired state
He scowled while grabbing his pillow and got out of bed and grabbed another blanket and went out of the room to go sleep on the couch, while I shook off the "tired" act and began to think of a way to get out Itachi's room and get stronger.
"Okay Cobalt, think, what has iron in it that I can eat without dying, but that they have in this dimension?" I began to think along those lines. I sighed as I couldn't think of anything.
A memory came to mind of all the pictures I had on the refrigerator when I was younger, before the operation, most of them were paintings..
"That's it" I excitedly whispered "Paint is made from a natural pigment to make a specific colors, some are poisonous, especially a long time ago when they didn't have the technology to take out the poisonous stuff, like lead for instance, where, if swallowed, it was possible to get poisoned from the paint. The dark pigments usually had traces of iron in it. A specific red pigment, that is no longer around, had an iron oxide in the paint. Now if I could only get my hands on some paint, because they DON'T have the technology, or the knowledge, to remove the toxic pigment out.
You see, Itachi was determined to keep iron away from me.
Deidara? Oh! You mean when he was supposed to go find iron? The idiot didn't even know what iron WAS! So of course Deidara couldn't find any.
Anyway, about Itachi, he unfortunately is smarter than Deidara, so he kept all dark metals away from me at all times. As for food, he gave me senbon needles, which is a light metal, no iron.
B.astard
Anyway, that is the reason behind my looking for anything that has iron that I can eat without Itachi knowing.
The worst thing about this whole thing is my confusion. My confusion is mainly about the mental stability of Itachi. Why does he want me in his room all weak and junk? Is he hoping I'll fall for him? Do you see why I am so confused?
All I wanted now was to shove my face with that paint, get my strength up, grab Itachi's kunai bag, run to my room and get some much needed solitary time to myself and my dimensional machine so I can get as far away from Itachi as humanly possible.
But..
I also wanted to freak my parents out, and I already know anything metal related, my blue hair, and my lip ring wasn't going to cut it. I needed to finish creating that jutsu. I desperately needed to do so.
And to do so I needed Itachi
Why is my life so ironic? Really! The guy I hate the most on this planet is the guy I need the most for my ultimate revenge on my parents. Life SO isn't fair.
However, thinking of my revenge gave me wonderful dreams of my parent's dead, as well as everyone else in the organization, and I stood in the middle of it, blood spilt everywhere, and my fingers were dripping blood from the blood accumulated on my hands as I laughed hysterically as the organization's building went up in flames..
I woke up some hours later to the door being opened. I cracked my tired eyes open as Itachi (really who else would go in HIS room?) put something on the table beside me and came over to me to sit me up. He took what was on the table and set it on my lap.
"Itachi?"
"Yeah"
"I'm bored"
"I can fix that" He said as he leaned forward
"I want to paint" I said quickly before he could put his disgusting lips on mine.
"Paint?"
"Yeah"
"You?"
"Yeah"
"Why?"
"Because I haven't since before the "operation" and I miss doing things I used to enjoy when I was younger" I said simply, easily avoiding the real reason I wanted the paints.
"Fine, but first" He said as he quickly dove in and caught my lips with his. I began to struggle like crazy as he kept me in place while I hit, very weakly in my state, until he finally allowed the both of us to part. "Now that I have my payment I'll go get you your paints" He said smirking
"Make sure you get nice bright colors" I said "B.astard" I added for good measure. I knew he heard what I said but he ignored it, leaving me alone, again, in his deadly room of ultimate boredom.
When he finally came back with my lifesaver in his hand I had
Finished counting all the popcorn on the ceiling
Counted all the cracks on his wall
And counted all the grain in the wood of his door
THAT is how bored I was
"Here's your paint", he said handing me all the colors I had not asked for, just like I had expected him to do, and instead of waiting to down the paint like my conscience told me too, I opened all the paint tubes and squeezed all the paint in my mouth with him staring at me like a maniac. I felt strength I had missed for the few days I hadn't had it, and quickly jumped out of his bed, knocking him down in the process, grabbed his kunai pouch and ran to my room before I ran out of the strength to do so.
Once in my room I inhaled, almost literally, Itachi's kunai and began my hasty search for more. I found my stock of kunai and shuriken and put everything I could on my person before going to work on my dimension machine. I came out of my room a little later on the prowl for more kunai to steal. I was about to pounce on Deidara, until I saw what he was wearing, and fell down laughing instead. He crossed his arms and scowled at me as his reply.
You see, I had got Deidara in a costume I created, that could not be taken off unless the zipper was melted, and the fabric would remold itself to the way I created itself to, through my new found skill thanks to Itachi's help, if you could call it that. The outfit I had Deidara put on was fit to be on a ballerina, yes, he had the tutu and everything, including the shoes.
"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" He yelled at me, face red. I began to laugh harder. He looked like tomato in a tutu, the image of this popped in my head as I began to laugh even harder than before. Deidara glared at me. An idea hit me as I looked at his hair. I stopped laughing immediately.
"Give me your kunai pouch"
"No way! Get this thing off me!"
"Give me your kunai pouch or LET ME CUT YOUR HAIR...IT WILL BECOME A WIG FOR THE HAIRLESS! or pasta for the people who eat hair like Mr. Fluffy the evil Peanut!" I said as I smirked evilly. Deidara began to laugh and I began to form giant clippers, that were meant for plants, and then began to chase Deidara around the batcave.. I mean the Akatsuki cave. Soon I wasn't just chasing Deidara, I was getting chased by Zetsu, because I cut off the heads of his children, and chasing Deidara at the same time, still wanting to cut his hair.
By the end of the night I had everyone's kunai pouches and a bleeding hand where Zetsu bit it. Zetsu had huge boils and random orange flowers blooming on his head and on various parts of his body from the weed killer I sprayed on him and the miracle-grow he slipped and fell on and accidentally ate. Deidara was clutching the pieces of hair he had lost when I chased him and finally pounced on him. Kisame had grill marks on his butt and on his face, again, Itachi was forced, while still unconscious, into the same outfit Deidara was in, and his hair was dyed pink, Hidan was forced into a pretty, frilly, pink dress and his hair was permed and had make-up was put on him while he slept, he caught my attention because while I was running past his door I heard him snoring, Hidan was now glaring evilly at everyone who dared to look at him or began to laugh an was pulling down the shockingly short frilly dress he couldn't take off, it was made for a five year old after all, a very FAT five year old no less. Kakuzu was in a Scottish outfit complete in a kilt and was sulking in a corner because I found his secret stash of money and used it on the re-decorations of Itachi's room, and as for Pein and Tobi? Pein's office is now all frilly and pink, it is his favorite color after all, and if it isn't.. oh well. As for Tobi, well he freaking ROCKS!!!! He not only helped me get everyone's kunai pouches, he helped me redecorate Pein's office, put the tutu on Itachi, AND he also helped me with the extreme makeover of Hidan! He is an exact replica of ME!!!! Only he's male, and I'm not.
He is currently my best friend, and fellow annoy-er of Akatsuki! GO US!!!
