Ninth Customer: Seiji, Mika, and Namie

Ikebukuro is a hub where many unusual people gather. From an infobroker with too much time on his hands to urban legends afraid of extraterrestrials of all things, it's safe to say that the city has its fair share of the weird and supernatural.

Under normal circumstances, Jasmine tends to roll with whatever or whoever that comes up.

Two intimidating Russian guys running a sushi restaurant? They're her bosses!

Ikebukuro's strongest man? Practically her best friend in this city.

That annoying infobroker who's clearly sexually frustrated for a certain bartender-dressed man? The less that could be said the better.

The Black Rider urban legend? They regularly have a girl's night out every now and then.

Color gangs? Does being a member of the Dollars even count?

Yakuza? While she was visiting Celty, Haruya Shiki got hooked onto her baked goods when he came to Shinra's apartment for a job.

However, there are some people in Ikebukuro that just made her want to run the other direction.

The first thing that Jasmine noticed about Yagiri Seiji and Harima Mika are that they are an unusual couple. It wasn't the fact that the girl looked like her head was completely different from the rest of her body. For some reason, the aura around the two made her hair stand up on end, but for the life of her Jasmine couldn't explain why they seem so eerily familiar despite never even meeting them before.

Then she got the whole story from Mikado and his friends.

A yandere and a stalker. It's no wonder she's so unnerved by those two.

She moved away from England to get away from her rabid stalkers and her last romantic relationship failed horribly because her boyfriend at the time had broke into her flat and tried to carve out her heart with her own kitchen knife in a deluded attempt to "keep The-Woman-Who-Conquered all to himself".

Jasmine shuddered on how their children will be like if they ever get that far into their relationship. For a while, the Russia Sushi waitress thought that after meeting Seiji and Mika that there can't possibly anyone worse than those two.

Enter Yagiri Namie. Jasmine will hold a one hell of a grudge against her bosses for leaving her to deal with the woman after she's had one bottle of sake too many.

"That bitch doesn't deserve Seiji! I'm the only woman Seiji will ever need in his life! The sooner he gets tired of that whore, the sooner I can finally make my move! Oh~ it'll be glorious~! First Seiji'll come straight to my apartment and apologize in his deep, husky voice how wrong he's been. Then Seiji'll take me into his strong arms and lean in to-"

Jasmine could only helplessly stare at her in horror as the drunk older sister of Seiji continued to an obsessively rant and go into graphic details about her little brother. Dear Merlin, this woman was even worse than all the inbred purebloods back home. The petite woman thought she had left that bullshit behind after moving, but clearly she was wrong.

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AN: Of course these people would make her uncomfortable as fuck.

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