BeforeNote: I'm so effing sorry! I kept you guys waiting for so long! But never fear, because the wedding scene is here! Well, it's got a little surprise at the end, because you all deserve it. Anyways, for the questions I didn't answer, I will be making a second 'Ask Matt and Mello', so your questions will be answered then.

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note, or Shurijo Castle, or Okinawa, or Japan.


Matt and Mello's wedding was today, but no one could find the gamer or the blond. Their best friends and rare guests were becoming worried, and they searched and searched throughout Shurijo Castle for the two. Yes, they picked Shurijo Castle in Okinawa to get married. Why? Because Matt has some weird fascination with Japanese castles, and Mello just likes the idea of playing Emperor, while Matt plays helpless servant girl and…

Anyways, L, Light, Misa, Beyond, and many others searched for the two lovers, until L found both of them.

In a small room.

Making out like there was no tomorrow.

"Ahem." L cleared his throat, and the blond and redhead jumped about ten feet away from each other.

Tentatively, L mentioned something about traditions. "I don't quite believe in those western customs, but, isn't it bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?"

"Uhh," Matt said stupidly, while rubbing his head awkwardly and blushing. "T-technically, I'm not a bride."

"You would have been if you'd have just worn the freaking dress." Mello said in a somewhat annoyed voice. He had stood up and was brushing himself off, then handed his hand to Matt to help the gamer off of his butt.

"Well, that would ruin my pride as a man!" Matt shot back, but his still-blushing face seemed to contradict his statement.

Before Mello could give some snappy retort, L opened his mouth and spoke. "Hey, you two can discuss this later. The other guests, as well as myself, are waiting for you two. Now, Mello, you have to go in first, and I'll bring Watari to walk him down the aisle."

Mello and Matt nodded, and Mello walked out the door after blowing his Matt a kiss. Matt smiled adoringly, and L spoke into the Bluetooth. "I've found them. Please return to seats, Minna-san. Mello is going into the main parlor now. Watari, I'm with Matt in the left wing, first hallway, third door."

Matt couldn't hear Watari's response, but exactly two minutes later, the old man waltzed into the room, and held out his arm to Matt. Matt took it gently, and the three of them headed out into the main parlor.


Whispers were heard throughout the big room, as Mello waited patiently in front of the altar. Although their wedding was in Japan, they were still having a traditional western ceremony.

To tell the truth, Mello was quite nervous, and a little anxious. He knew Matt wouldn't chicken out, or get 'cold feet', but still, he couldn't help the weird feeling in the pit of his stomach. Perhaps it had to deal with the fact that Near was his best man, and Misa was the wretched maid-of-whores, err, honor. Either way, Mello was damn nervous, but he wouldn't let it show.

Soon, the crowd quieted down, as the doors opened, and Watari – with an equally nervous Matt attached to his arm – walked gracefully down the aisle. The crowd stood up, and smiled happily at Matt, who smiled back and blushed.

Mello couldn't believe his eyes. Matt, even in his tuxedo, looked absolutely gorgeous. Stupidly, he grinned. At last, Matt made it to the altar, standing in front of Mello, who shyly whispered 'hi,' and Matt smiled. They took each other's hands, and the priest, or, Roger, began.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in the presence of God, the Holy Virgin, the task force, the SPK, numerous unnamed guests, and the rest of you brats who grew up at Wammy's, to witness the blessed bonding of these two hellions, umm, lovers."

Everyone laughed quietly, but Matt and Mello only looked into each other's eyes, smiling, and trying to tell each other how much they loved one another, through the power of telepathy.

The old man droned on and on, occasionally throwing in the ridiculous comment or two, and then it was time for the two to say their vows, and finally, Roger said what everyone had been waiting for: "You may now kiss the…groom," and the two lovers shared a sweet kiss.

A loud squeal was heard throughout the parlor. It was none other than Misa, of course. "Oh my Raito! Misa-Misa is so happy! It's about time!"

Mello and Matt were hardly annoyed, though, as they walked hand in hand down the aisle and into the reception room. In the room, large tables were set up, and by the back wall was a plethora of food, buffet-style. At the end of the endless food, was a table with a satin white tablecloth, with a chocolate wedding cake. The cake was ten huge layers, each filled with various sorts of frosting, filling, and fruit.

"Woah," Matt said breathlessly, and Mello kissed him again, leading him the long table at the end of the other wall. They sat, and waited for their guests.


"Alright alright, Minna-san. Quiet down." L said into the microphone on top of the stage by the dance floor. "Now that the dance is over, Near, Beyond, and I will say a few words about these two. Me first, though."

The crowd laughed loudly.

"Matt and Mello, you two are my young, err, wards." Awkwardly, L finished the rest of his toast, and soon after, Near and Beyond finished theirs. Everyone in the room, however, was a little freaked out at Beyond's speech, since it had something to do with blazing red names and numbers, and jam. They soon forget about the weird man and his toast, and went back to dancing.

At the end of the night, everyone was quite drunk, except for the two married men. As they headed back to their hotel suite, Mello asked Matt why he didn't touch any alcohol.

"Well why didn't you?" Matt asked, trying to avoid the question.

"Because you weren't drinking, and I didn't want to be drunk while you were sober." Mello said, opening the door to their suite, and letting Matt in first. "Now, why didn't you drink? You always jump at the first chance to consume alcohol."

Matt led Mello by his hand to the bed, and sat him down on it. "Mells," he said slowly. "I'm pregnant. That's why I didn't drink."

Mello was a bit confused, and asked, "Are you sure?"

Nodding, Matt reached in his bag and pulled out a men's pregnancy test. He handed it to Mello, who stared at the little pink plus sign, indicating that the gamer was indeed pregnant. Matt looked away in nervousness, wondering how Mello would react. He began to feel anxious, until Mello gently tackled him to the bed, overjoyed that they would have a screaming, crying, pooping baby in their lives.

Matt sighed in contentment, and let Mello prove his love to him for the rest of the night.


AfterNote: I would have had them say their vows, but I'm not good with that kind of fluffy stuff. And the part about them sharing a "sweet kiss" made me…uh…squeeze my face cheeks. Heh, like I said, I'm no good with fluff. But yes, Matt is pregnant now. And the whole "men's pregnancy test" thing doesn't exist. Duh. Heh, well I hope you all enjoyed it. Stay tuned for the sequel ;).

SideNote: Shurijo Castle is real. It's in Okinawa :). I went to Okinawa in June 2010, and it's beautiful there. The castle is really neat too, but one side of it was still under construction. Either way, it's marvelous! I might post pictures of it soon, but I don't know how to make links. Does someone wanna show me how to make links on my profile? Heh, I'm slow.