-Tribias-

A/N: Sorry, again! :P Also, this is taken from my rant about Barbie dolls. I hate them so much that I took one of my old ones and ran over it with my bike. Oh, and we (Me and Keeta) have a deviantART account. Same name: Keeta-x-Tribias

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own either PJO-HoO or that [female dog] of a doll, Barbie.


Post# 9: Excuse me?

Tags: Anybody who has ever compared us to Barbie and her pathetic friends; and all those Barbie girls

Barbie? You compare me and my daughters to Barbie? HOW. DARE. YOU. That [female dog] of a doll was one of the reasons for all the sexism and stereotyping! Ugh, she was the one that drilled into every little girl's mind that perfection is a must, and that if you aren't perfect, you're useless! I am the goddess of beauty, and guess what? Beauty is NOT makeup. Every girl is beautiful in their own way.

Barbies are also those empty-headed dumb[#$$] that can't put together a decent sentence! Mind you, they should all be dumped into freakingTartarus. They can all rot in hell!

They are also the reason why girls everywhere are stereotyped as weak and girly. I bet she's the reason for the "dumb blonde" stereotype, which is VERY NOT TRUE! As Annabeth would tell you, that stereotype was meant for fake blonde girls that dyed their hair blonde- like Barbie's obviously dyed blonde.

So all of those Barbie girls can [Who knew I could curse so much?] since their precious doll is a cause of structural violence. (Yes, structural violence is one where no one can be blamed, but it is also a violence that indirectly causes someone to be harmed)

Comments:

Piper McLean: Gods, yeah! Those Barbies can rot in Tartarus!

Katie Gardner: I hate them so much that threw them in a patch of Venus Flytraps and had them rip those dolls to shreds!

Thalia Grace: Who wants "Death to Barbie" T-shirts? I know someone who sells lots!

Annabeth Chase: You have one with a knife instead of an arrow?

Lacy: Or one defacing her with her own makeup?

Hazel Levesque: Are they really that bad?

Every single demigod girl and goddess: Yes.

Drew Tanaka: I wasted my childhood on that [poop]

Drew Tanaka: Why was I censored?

Aphrodite: All cuss words are censored on my blog

Reyna: All Barbie dolls in New Rome are thrown into a pit of lava and then the polluted lava was tossed in a toxic waste disposal area.

Many Greek and Roman girls: Thankyouthankyouthankyouthan kyouthankyouthankyouthankyou thankyouthankyouthankyouthan kyou

Bellona: That's my girl!


A/N: Note that I have no idea where to get "Death to Barbie" T-shirts, but I want one! But not as much as a CHB, CJ, Divergent, TMI, and THG shirt!

azulas note: Oh my Gods, Tribias. I actually really love Barbie dolls *don't hurt me* I hate what they stand for, and I agree to your statements, like teaching little girls about what perfection should be and such is extremely stupid. But I have to say, I've loved Barbies ever since I was a child and I have a secret love for dolls. I love their daintiness. Sorry. :(