ASEAN 10 as...?

A/N: Blame my boredom and imagination. Caught up in reading fanfics and not so good WiFi connection in the place I'm staying in Penang.

Warnings: OCs, mentions of yaoi/shounen ai, lack of plot (I think mess up would suit)

Disclaimer: I do not and will not own Hetalia or the characters from the show. Because if I do, I would try some BL stuff already and have ASEAN appear.

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Laos: The author doesn't know what to give this chapter a title so yeah...

Malaysia: She just got back from a long trip, don't pressure her much

Singapore: Says the person who keeps making a fuss when her own fanfic isn't updated for ages.

Brunei: *nod* *nod* Agreed

Thailand: *pat* *pat* Cheer up ana. She'll update sooner or later. It's still in progress.

Malaysia: Fine, take as long as you need Miss Author

Me: Okay, let me start reading and play my games!

Malaysia: As long as you don't forget to update

Me: Yeah yeah, I'm working on it. Remember, one of me and the only one writing this.

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The day ASEAN discovered Hetalia, Singapore stopped praying for world peace. After all, knowing them, world peace would not be possible with them around trying to create chaos everywhere (the less harmful ones). He wouldn't be surprise if they are given the gift to spawn craziness long ago.

"Hey Pur, who do you think should top this time?" his beloved sister, Malaysia asked, wanting to hear her brother's opinion. To him it's foolish, can't she get someone else to do it? He's number 1 in objecting BL. Yes, even if he's against his sisters, Hungary, Taiwan and many others, BL would be the one thing he opposes.

" Why are you even asking me this?" Singapore demanded, expecting an incoming craziness that beckons in the corner.

Malaysia frowned. The answer is obvious.

"Because, you're the brains of the ASEAN. Obviously you have some ideas or two."

He resisted the urge to facepalmed. Maybe he shouldn't have open his mouth to ask at all. Right now, he just want to get out of this.

"In writing BL theme fanfics, none." Singapore deadpanned.

Malaysia sighs. "Oh come on, it's not like you're involved in these stories. And it's not really BL."

"Not doing it."

"Geez, read the whole thing first before you go decide mah!"

Singapore rolled his eyes as he reads the in-progress fanfic with BL theme.

(Script is at the end)-if you want to read it

Immediately, he pulls out a 'NO BL' sticker. Malaysia, knowing where this is going, stood and get into a defence.

"Dik Malaysia, Dik Singapore, I finished the doujinshi you requested me to do." he said, walking over to the siblings, handing the female nation the papers he holds in his hands. Malaysia takes the papers, letting her eyes scan the details of the pages.

Singapore, out of curiosity, leans a little closer to take a look. Then, he turns around and exits the room right after a glance. He did not need to know who are the nations involved. Yes, someone he knew would flip if he peeks inside of his head the moment he had a glance of the page.

-Mabuhay-

Philippines yawned as she submits a fanfic of herself and the Asian family. Right now, she's checking her comic for flaws or mistakes. Singapore chooses this time to pass by much to Philippines' delight.

"Oh Singapore!" she called, waving her arm to get the Singaporean's attention.

The Chinese looking nation turned as Philippines approaches him, holding her work of art close to her.

"Perfect timing, could you have a look at this? It's not BL themed."

Singapore nodded, taking the art from Philippines' hand. Sweet family picture but...there's one thing he could not accept. That is-

"You should add some muscles to this guy here" Singapore advised, pointing to the male in the art that looks a lot like him. Philippines squinted before nodding. " You're right po. He should be a little fatter than this!"

-Garuda-

Indonesia wipes her sweaty face with a handkerchief, sighing contentedly at her masterpiece. Finally, the next volume of a comic involving herself and the ASEAN. Few days of fighting against sleepiness for this.

"I wonder...whether I could rule the world with this."

Somehow, the idea sounds...not bad at all. After all, if peace and harmony could be achieved then-

Knock knock knock

She cursed in her own language. Who dares interrupt Indie-sama at a time like this? Oh she will kill whoever is it at the door. Stomping over to the door, she opens it. In front of her, a mailman with a parcel.

"Um a parcel for you from Japan." the mailman said, holding out a clipboard and a pen for her signature of collection of the parcel.

-OwO-

Placing a paintbrush back into the cup used for watercolours, Myanmar seems satisfied at his own work. A portrait of himself. He got every detail right, including the skin tone. Perfection everywhere!

Now to left it outside to dry and-

"You're copying Picasso?" Cambodia asked.

Myanmar turns to glare at the Cambodian, how dare he calls it a copy! It's the original artwork of himself painted by he, as in, the personification of Myanmar! Cambodia has no right to say such things!

"Excuse me, this is a portrait of me. I'm the artist of this art! Picasso is not even painting this."

"It does look like Picasso's copy!"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Liar"

"Jealous girlfriend"

"I'm a guy"

"...I know"

"You are so dead."

-SS-

Vietnam teams up with Laos to meet the demands of the fans living in the Indo-Chinese area. Yup, it's tough but it's for the sake of the fans. Translating everything into their own language seems tougher than they thought.

"Hey Vietnam, when will the rest of us get an appearance?"

Silence...

"Hopefully...soon."

"Oh, that'll be great if we get an appearance."

"Thailand already did in the anime."

"You too in the manga. Seriously, people pair you up with America."

The pencil Vietnam is holding was snapped into two as she released a very intimidating aura while staring at Laos.

"B-But the fans Vietnam..."

"I don't care, just erase them all."

"Okay...how about Thai x Viet? Or France-"

The glare intensified.

"Leave no traces of their stories behind."

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Meanwhile...

Brunei arrives at the meeting room. He looked around but...

"Where is everyone?"

-END-

A/N: Done, to those who wanted a small script. Scroll down, if you're not interested, skip it.

*Those who do not like shounen ai or BL, please skip this part until the (*)

'He couldn't hold it back any longer, he grabbed the wrist of the smaller man. Long ago he hurt his feelings but now, he doesn't want to make the same mistake twice. Staring into the dark eyes of the other, ignoring the constant struggling of his crush, he desperately tries to make the other listen "Please, just listen to what I have to say!"

"Let me go! I don't want to hear anything from you!" the smaller man cried, sounding more broken and...hurt. A hint of fear laced his tone as he tries to flee but the grip on his wrist is too strong.

He understands the reason he's acting this way, he was foolish back then. Disregarding the feelings of the other, he's the lowest to even use him like that. But that was all in the past, he would do everything he can to make it up with the present.

"Let me go!"

"I won't."

Without warning, he pulled the other in, trapping him in warms arms of the blonde man. The other, though taken aback by the actions of the taller man, he struggles yet again to get himself free. He just wants to run, far away from here. Anywhere but here, in the arms of the person he wanted to forget yet also...the person he comes to love again.

"Why?" he asked shakily, leaning in.

"Because I love you. For a long time, I came to realize my foolishness and also..." Tilting the head of the smaller man, he gave a smile "my feelings for you." before leaning in for a deep yet sweet-'

*Okay, I believe we should stop right there. Parents and teachers might not like it.*

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Chibi Myanmar: Please read and review!

Chibi Cambodia: It's completely free!

Chibi Brunei: What's the next chapter?

Chibi Laos: *shrugs* Depends on the author

Chibi Philippines: Maybe a 100 Things Philippines version?

Chibi Indonesia: Should be me

Chibi Singapore: Nah, should be me. I'm pretty easy to write.