Chapter 11
Kamakasie: I'm sorry I forgot your coffee, but here you go have as much as you want (gives infantine amount of coffee) Enjoy ^^
Mi-Cha-Cha: Thank you, I try my best. Here you can have coffee too (gives coffee)…where I keep getting that coffee from, even I don't know O_o
Me: Good morning, good evening, good afternoon. I hope you all are having a lovely week. I know I have, you know having been put in the Mangekyou sharingan torture for a couple of days and what not.
Itachi: If I give you a cookie will you forgive me?
Me: And…?
Itachi: *Sigh* and a naked picture of myself.
Me: Ok but only if you do the disclaimer as well.
Itachi: Fine. Ever-Chan does not own Naruto or any of its characters. The only thing she owns is the plot to this story.
Me: And a naked picture of Itachi.
Cameron looked at Itachi, then at Shelly's twitching form (and what seemed to be drool coming out of her mouth), back at Itachi, then at Shelly and then back at Itachi. "H-how could you, I thought you were nice" he wailed. He then stopped and looked at Hidan "OHMYGOSH! You're the dude with the awesome scythe! Can I have it when you die?" He yelled out, Shelly completely forgotten. Well that was until she woke up of course.
"HOLY SHIT BALLS ON A STICK!" Everyone looked at her as if she was crazy…which some people where starting suspect she was. She glared at Itachi with hate filled eyes "How dare you…how dare you torture with those shitty half circles and people in Fredo Frog costumes!"
"…shitty half circles…Frog costumes?"
Chloe looked at Cameron. "You don't want to know"
"…You're right, I don't want to know"
"You know what, just for that I'm writing a yaoi with you and fish man in it when I get home" Shelly threatened. It seemed to work since (although hardly noticeable) Itachi had a look of shock on his face.
"You wouldn't"
"Oh don't tempt me" The blonde had a perverted smile on her face.
Cameron looked over to the raven haired girl. "I think she may be just a perverted as a certain masked man we know"
(Somewhere in the chunin exam stadium)
"Achoo!"
"Bless you" A random sound ninja said.
"Thanks" Kakashi replied then sliced his neck, he paused for a moment and thought 'what a nice guy' then continued killing the invading ninjas.
(Back to the forest)
A glaring contest was happening between the blonde smartass Shelly and the ever so stoic Itachi.
"Deidara senpai~ what's yaoi?" Tobi asked in his child like voice.
Chloe gasped and looked at Tobi. "You're…you're so CUTE!" She squealed and tackled Tobi.
"Hmmm I wonder were the rest of the gang is?"
Shelly snapped out of her glare and looked at the brunette boy. "Yeah you're right" She looked around to see if she could see anyone "I don't see origami girl, magneto or the weird green Pokémon looking thing anywhere"
"Green Pokémon thing…oh you mean Zetsu. He's probably just chilling in a tree somewhere" Cameron said thoughtfully. A kunai whizzed passed his head and lodged into a tree. Cameron turned and glared at the Akatsuki. "Ok who through that? Because whoever did is really rude, can't you see I was talking too Shelly"
"How do you know all of the Akatsuki members?" Sasori said in his dark chilling tone, completely ignoring Cameron's outburst.
"Ummm we found the information hidden up your wooden ass?"
"You better watch your tongue girl or there is going to be a new puppet to my collection" He growled out.
"Oi don't threaten Shelly or you will feel my wrath!" Cameron yelled pulling out Zabuza's sword out of nowhere.
Kisame gasped. "Where did you get that sword from?"
"Umm from Sasori's ass?"
"Ok that's it, what the hell is with all of you and your fixation with my ass!" The puppeteer yelled.
"HEY! I haven't said anything about your ass, even if it is cute" Chloe let out a flirtatious wink. The puppet boy blushed but didn't say anything.
"If we have quite finished talking about Sasori's ass, can we quickly kill these people and get the Kyuubi brat already. Although we could sell them as slaves to someone for money" Kakuzu said looking down at them then across to Chloe, who was still hugging Tobi.
Cameron looked thoughtful for a moment, then grinned perversely.
Shelly smacked him over the head. "Stop picturing me and Chloe in a maids outfit!" She then looked over to Kakuzu "and you, stop giving him ideas"
"Hey, Tobi has a question. What are your names?" He asked innocently. But instantly Shelly knew he was planning something in that little evil head of his.
"Oh well that was rude of us, my name is Chloe, that girl over there is Shelly and the boy is Cameron"
"Well Chloe-Chan is really pretty"
"Nawww thank Tobi, and you say he's evil Shelly" She hugged Tobi tighter.
"He is. Pure evil" She said glaring directly at Tobi and Tobi in return glared back.
"Blonde and feisty, I like 'em like that" spoke the seemed to be forgotten Hidan.
"You must really love Deidara then" Shelly crossing her arms over her chest.
"Oi, hm. What are you implying girl" Deidara said as he did the whole dramatic hair flip thing.
"That you're gay" Cameron yelled in the background.
"Ok that's it; they're totally going to be sacrificed to Jashin!" Hidan pulled out his scythe and advanced towards the group.
Shelly reached into her pocket in the pants to find something, anything to stop the Jashin mad man. She pulled out her hand to find her fingers wrapped around a stale muffin. 'Oh well this will do' she shrugged and through the muffin at Hidan. It hit him right in the forehead and stuck there.
"Ahhhhhh muffin, my only fucking weakness! Get it off, GET IT THE FUCK OFF!" He screamed like a little girl and kept running around in circles until he hit a tree. "Oww my fucking noes" he glared at the tree as if it were alive. "Well at least that evil muffin fell off"
Everyone stood silent till "Bwahahahaha!" Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Chloe, Cameron and Shelly where booming with laughter; Itachi, Sasori and Kakuzu (being the ever so stoic ones they are) cracked a small barely noticeable but still there smile.
"Hey Shelly (sniffles laughter) how did you know (sniffles laughter again) muffin where Hidan's weakness?" Cameron asked, trying really hard not to crack up laughing again.
"In all honesty, it really didn't know" The blonde replied, making sure to keep all humour out of her voice.
"As much fun as it is to torturing my partner, we need to get a move on." Kakuzu's rape tentacles shot out and wrapped around the girls and Cameron "say good bye to this world"
Mwahahahaha this is all I'm doing. I guess you have to wait till next chapter comes out to know if they survive or not :D
But till then have a nice week. :3
