Hey everyone! It's Hattfriend! I'm back! And this time, I'm badder than eva!
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Hattfriend: F off! (Shoots random fan in face.) And now my dearly beloved audience! I present to you, a chapter!
Rose cruised through city wearing her aviators and Jimmy ate a happy meal that they had picked up. Jimmy's left arm was marked with various stab marks.
Flashback…..
"I'm supposed to get a toy with the happy meal." Jimmy said showing the happy meal box to the employee over the counter. The duo were on the other side.
"Toys are for kids. Your like twenty-two at the least."
"The commercial says that each happy meal has a toy in it. I didn't get one. I want one!"
"Just forget it. Let it go." Rose was in a hurry to leave. She was getting bored and wanted to cruise some more.
"Fine. A happy meal toy is twelve dollars extra." The employee said without looking up.
"Everyone before me got free toys!" Jimmy said staring at a toy a child was playing with.
"They're kids. You have to pay twenty dollars extra now."
"I thought you said we had to pay twelve dollars." Rose said rather confused.
"Yeah, well, prices for stuff just went up 13% percent."
"Liar!"
While Rose and the employee were arguing, Jimmy edged closer to the little boy. Another seal was already near him, but Jimmy bared his teeth, giving the signal the seal will have to wait his turn. The seal backed out, and Jimmy approached the boy.
"Hey there little buddy!" Jimmy said.
"Hello?" The boy said.
"That's a nice toy! Can I have it?"
"Nope! I got it with my happy meal."
"I didn't get one. Can I have it?"
"DAD!" The small bear yelled. His father was there in less than a second. He sported a pipe and a robe and threw himself over Jimmy. He started
"No one will touch my son! He grabbed a fork and started to stab him. Jimmy covered his face with his arm.
While Rose continued her argument with the employee about the economic crisis and how it might affect profits of other major industries she heard Jimmy scream. She raced to his side, yanked out the toy from the little bear's paw, flipped over his father, grabbed Jimmy, threw him into the passenger seat, caught her hand in the car door, and drove away.
Back to reality….
"Alright we better find some crime or else the feel of cruising is going to get old pretty soon."
Jimmy munched on his hamburger quite loudly while Rose continued yapping on. Twenty minutes later Rose continued yapping.
"So then I was like 'what' and she said 'your mom is dead' and then I was like 'how' and she was like 'she was crushed by the immense power of the atom when she shrunk down' and then I was like 'at least it was for a good cause' and that's the story of how my mom died when I was like eight."
Jimmy began picking food out of his teeth and flipping them out the window.
"We should go check in alleys."
"Good idea!" Rose said as she turned the car to the left into an alley.
"Alright theres a mugging right there so go help him."
Rose jumped out of the window and held a gun to the muggers. "Leave the sir alone sirs."
The muggers which consisted of a fox and wolf whistled, "Hey there honey."
Rose shot three rounds into the fox and then two into the wolf.
"My work here is done!"
The helpless panda who had a wide open cut at his eyebrow began to cry.
"If it hurts that much then go to the doctor's!" Rose said as she ran towards the car and jumped in through the window.
However, she got in halfway and got stuck, half of her body hanging halfway in the car.
"Jimmy! Help me! I'm stuck!"
"Oh my god the panda's gonna kill us!" Jimmy jumped into the driver's seat and floored the car with Rose still hanging.
"No! Stop you idiot! Oh Crap!" Rose ran into several stop signs and a few buildings, hitting people along the way. Once they got away from the alley Jimmy stopped the car and rested in the driver's seat, looking exhausted from driving.
"Whoa. Rose, did you see the way I drove away from that maniac? He was running at me with an Uzi and everything and I'm like "Hell no! F off bitch!" and I drove away totally badass like those 1970s black guys. I totally rule. Don't I Rose? Rose? Rose?" Jimmy looked to the left and gasped.
"Oh my gosh!" Jimmy said as he saw Rose's mangled, bloody, body throught the side mirror. Jimmy began to panic. "Oh my gosh!"
Jimmy began to yell at the mirror. "Rose I'm so sorry!"
No response.
"Why don't you go out and help her?"
Jimmy began to freak out. "How I'm locked in! Oh I hate cars!"
"Hmm sure you do."
Jimmy turned around immediately.
In the back seat sat a snow white rabbit so white that it actually hurt to look at him from how white and clean he was. He wore the same suit as Alabaster and sported some black wayfarers as well. The only thing missing was a fedora.
"Hey there kiddo." The bunny said.
"Are you my… imaginary friend?"
"Yeah,no. I'm the dead body you and the girl found earlier. And yeah no I wasn't dead I was just sleeping."
Jimmy nodded as if though he really understood.
"So aren't you going to get the girl?" the bunny said as he placed his hand on his cheek. On his hands were black gloves.
"But I'm locked in sir." Jimmy said as he tired opening the door.
"See that lever? It's the master key." The bunny said.
Jimmy pulled the lever and the door opened.
"Your so awesome… what's your name?" Jimmy said as he tilted his head to one side.
The bunny smiled, "Allester sir."
"Well Allester thanks for saving me if it weren't for you I'd still be stuck in here." Jimmy said as he walked over to Rose. Rose's upper half of her body hung over the car door, unconscious. Jimmy pushed her body back and placed her in the drivers seat and turned the engine on.
"Alright Rose lets go."
Allester and Jimmy waited half an hour before Allester finally spoke up.
"The girls been out for quite a while are you sure we shouldn't…"
Jimmy cut off Allester by simply saying, "Nope nope. She will drive and no one else."
"No I meant we should take her to a doctor of some sort, I mean shes been out for more than half an hour."
Jimmy snorted, "Shes taking a nap okay? It's normal."
Allester placed his chin in his hand. "And you're applying for renewal for license eh?"
Another ten minutes passed before Allester got out of the car.
"I'll see you guys around alright." Allester said as he waved bye to Jimmy through the window. He walked for a bit and then stopped. He looked both ways at the darkened street. He began to sprint, and Jimmy watched him until he no longer see him in the darkness.
Jimmy smiled and waved. "Time to play with my happy meal toy!"
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