A.N: I forgot my story so I had to read it again and that's how I noticed how they're in great need of editing(including this one).

As for why it took me so long...LIFE.


Sakura watched as her husbands smacked into the wall, several times a day. She wondered if her cooking really had such nefarious erffect on the coordination or if they all should take some days off for the awaited honeymoon. As it's she didn't think their house could take more damage than that. She waited until they went out to get back to her research for the stick she lost a few days ago as her friend had vanished before she could see the results. There was no logic on doing the test if in the end you didn't want to see the result and Sakura couldn't even tell her as she currently was on a pretty dangerous mission. Giving up sounded tempting but she didn't anyone to find it and draw conclusions about her.

She leaned on a kitchen counter and sighed."It's a lost cause." The puffing smoke of a summon stopped her musing. She picked up the letter left by the animal and gave it a quick glance before going to the hospital. She had lives to save and no time for wasted effort to find a stick.

As she passed through the streets she could swear she saw Mikoto-san gushing over over baby clothes. Her stepmother's want for grandchildren was intense. Who knew how much time they had left before she was expected to give birth to a few heirs.

However Mikoto had not been the only one as a few other women were seen in her company. Sakura remained oblivious to the pointed stares in her direction as distracted as she was over her limited freedom. The clan memebers were preparing gifts for the lovely event not knowing it was all based on a misunderstanding.

The sound of shouts and cries of agony greeted Sakura as she was rushed to the victims while cleaning her hands and ordering the nurses. It promised to be a long day.


Meanwhile in the headquaters of a certain mercenary group.

Pein was too busy disciplining his subordinate to attend the meeting and let his partner Konan take the reins. They were all reunited in a badly lit room due to the lack of funds. Many were absent but the main members were seated in their designated place. Konan stood at the end of the table and drawled in an irritated tone."With Sasori out of commission we need a new member." Kakuzu bind Deidara with his strings before the latter could open his mouth. Konan stared with indifference."Or maybe two."

Kakuzu put the silenced bomber next to the head of his teammate and put a stack of bills on the table. "I vote for the Idiot's execution. He cost us too much."

Konan dragged her eyes over the exorbitant prices they had to pay over the year due to the destruction caused by more than half their members, as her nerves were slowly shooting up the lights went down as if to agree with Kakuzu." That's...debatable although you also have to mention which idiot."

Kisame made himself known and argued with the matter." We can't eject them all. It's more difficult to recruit than to keep what we have. Zetsu keeps eating those with potentials and the strong ones are all..."

Konan ended the discussion with" You're right.".

"Damn!"

Pein arrived at the end" Kakuzu, give Hidan's head back, his body is still running in the corridors."


Sasuke looked at his brother and rubbed his eyes. He looked over again and nope it wasn't an illusion.

"Aniki..."

Itachi did not provide a response and dived back into the books. Shisui kept muttering "parenthood" under his breath and Mikoto proved herself useful by drowning him in everything she could find to teach them.

Sasuke tried again and Itachi slammed the book close before invading his private space." I need help." And that's how Sasuke knew he wouldn't join Naruto on his usual ramen fest.

It took him a while to assimilate the fact that his brash and monstrously strong female teammate was pregnant. It made him imagine mini Itachi and Shisui parading around with pink hair. Shiver. Yeah that's a disturbing thought.

"I think...I think you need to talk to her first and foremost before you plan any further. You don't want your future children to be fatherless."

Itachi froze. That...was a good point. Not that he ever planned on doing it on his own acccord.


After a week their wall had finally conceeded to cease struggling againt the strength of the two shinobi and fell in shambles. That was the day Sakura decided to confront them.

"Itachi. Shisui. Sit."

They obeyed instantly. Sweating under the smouldering heat of her temper breaking to the surface they waited for her to talk.

"I don't know what you have againt this house but you will stop." She waited for her words to drill thelmselves into their stubborn heads and continued." You will tell me what's going on and we will peacefully settle it down."

Shisui,oh the ever courageous Shisui threw himself into the fire."Yo-you're p-pr-preg-pregnant."

"What the fuck."

"Y-y-yo-you-you're not?"

"Fuck no." The relieved sigh from Itachi did not escape her. She'd take care of that later.

"Oh."

"Yes. Oh."

"Thank god."

"I don't think so."Crack.

After a thorough drilling Sakura massaged her tense shoulders and relaxed on the bed.

"Now that I think about it when were my last periods?" She counted the months on her fingers and stopped."Oh."