A/N: My brain won't come up with funny ideas. I just had continuous exams in 2 weeks x.x so my brain turned all serious on me. I'll work hard on bringing back my brain though. Here's the next chapter. RxR~
Disclaimer applies.
Chapter Eleven: Episode Five
The room became noisy as they chatted with each other while waiting for the video to start but the door suddenly opened which made them all shut up and turn towards the door. It was...
"Hello. We brought snacks and drinks for you guys."
It was the new ichinen trio of U-17 camp, Horio, Dan and Shiita. The gluttonous people in the room mainly, Momo, Eiji, Marui, Kirihara, Kei, Kintarou and others, all had sparkles in their eyes and drools on their mouths while staring at the humongous amount of snacks they brought. They even had to put them all in a huge sack due to the number of players and the gluttonous ones.
The ichinen trio had frightened faces as the glutton group looked at the sack like a lion preparing to catch its prey. They were all on the floor in pouncing position and the other sane ones sweatdropped at them.
"The Speedstar of Naniwa would get to that sack first!" Kenya challenged.
"Nah uh! If it comes to snacks, my speed becomes faster." Eiji said.
"I would get to that sack first! I would destroy you all along the way!" Kirihara laughed evilly. What the heck? He turned devil mode on the snacks rather than being bullied last episode four.
"Even though I'm fat, I won't lose to you all!" Kei said.
Ryoma commented with a smirk, "He just admitted he was fat."
Kei glared at Ryoma for awhile but turned his attention back to the food.
"I won't lose this race!" Kintarou shouted.
"When did this become a race?" Zaizen commented with a blank stare.
"This is a race? Then I have to beat Kikumaru here!" Gakuto said as he joined the pouncing group.
"I'll have my revenge on Momoshiro and Tanishi for stealing my snacks!" Marui seriously stated.
Momo and Kei gulped as they thought, 'How can he still remember that?'
Hesitatingly, Horio slowly dropped the sack to the ground all the while looking at the glutton group watching their every action preparing to run away from the sack after. But when the sack reached the ground, Horio failed to run away as he was pounced by the glutton group.
"Who won?" Yukimura asked with a smile. He was soooo enjoying this.
The pouncing group had handfuls of snacks on their arms while they argued on who won while Horio laid on the ground, knocked out. The sack was empty.
"... Are there any more food left for us?" Shiraishi asked.
"Tarundoru!" Sanada shouted as he slapped each and every one of the gluttonous group.
"I'm glad I wasn't part of that." Ryoma muttered as he lowered his cap.
"Why didn't you join, Echizen? You never back down from a fight. No matter what form it is." Shishido asked.
"Why didn't super gorilla-like guy slap us before the race?" Kintarou whined as he rubbed his cheek.
Sanada twitched upon hearing that insulting nickname again and was preparing to slap Kintarou again but was stopped by Marui.
"Now, now. You're going to be sued as child abusing." Marui said as his elder brother role came out.
Dan answered, "The coaches thought this would happen so we had another sack outside for the uhhh, less gluttonous ones."
"THEN THAT SLAP WAS FOR NOTHING THEN!" The glutton group shouted.
~xoxoxoxo~
They all settled down and prepared to watch the film. Kirihara had a happy life. He was with Catherine and his snacks. No one can ruin that moment. The people in his table looked at Catherine weirdly. Once the film started though, it took all of their energy to remove their eyes from Catherine and Kirihara to the film.
Title: Beach-side's popular watching
It showed a beach with the Rokkaku members. And Amane kicking Kurobane.
Excuse me! Can we have two shaved ice, please? -Random Girl
Umm, this is not a beach house, but the Rokkaku Chuu tennis club. -Saeki
Eh, really? We're really sorry! -Random Girl
A lot of people make the mistake. -Saeki
"... Why does Rokkaku have their tennis club at the beach and just have to make it look like a beach house?" Kamio asked while he raised an eyebrow.
"They say that training on the beach is effective for sports people." Yanagi answered. "I just can't comprehend why they made it look like a beach house."
"Well, our coach plus Kentarou make a crazy combination so... that's what happened." Kurobane answered with a sigh.
Sae's lucky... being so popular... Why is that... why? Why is Sae-san so popular with girls? I want to be that way too! -Kentaro
Shall I share with you the answer to that? -Koharu
Who the- something appeared! -Kentaro
Dark clouds loomed over the audio-visual room as Koharu made an entrance with that... figure.
"..." No one even dared to comment except...
"Koharu has such a nice body as always!" Yuuji commented.
They all stared at the yaoi couple with disgusted expressions.
Ryoma commented, "Why are you all disgusted by them but not disgusted when it's you guys?"
Zaizen added, "Yeah. Don't deny it. We know you all have a loved one here especially the doubles team."
They were clearly implying yaoi among the members.
"We do not! Just because you have a girl, ochibi, doesn't mean you can pair us with guys!" Eiji heavily denied.
"Shut up! I'm trying to watch here!" Momo shouted, a little bit irritated.
"Fssh, peach head's acting all mighty just cause he has a girl as well." Kaidoh muttered.
"What was that?" Momo and Kamio chorused. Then they stared at each other.
"Uhh, Kamio. That was my cue. Why did you butt in?" Momo asked.
"I-I object to you having An-chan as your girl." Kamio stuttered and blushed as he tried to be angry.
Saeki-kun's behavioral principle isn't "I wanna be popular!" or "I wanna be 'whatever'" at all! -Koharu
Here, this is your share. -Saeki
Thanks. -Itsuki
Bane-san, Ryou... you guys eat up as well! -Saeki
Ah, Thank you! -Kurobane
I'm digging in! -Ryou
He noticed not only the girls, but others as well and he's quite good with words! -Koharu
Is that what it was? -Kentaro
"Is that what it was?" Sengoku chorused with the Kentaro on the video. He was clearly relating to this.
"I don't think like that though." Tomoka commented, "I just find Saeki-san hot and cool!"
"Right! Right!" An agreed.
Momo and Kamio jawdropped. An was choosing Saeki over them!
This is belladonna. -Yukimura
This one has poisonous roots, right? The water in the vase was so toxic. -Shiraishi
The Indian Oleander is over there. -Yukimura
It has poison that causes rashes, right? -Shiraishi
"..." They all stared at Yukimura and Shiraishi with horrified expressions. Why must fate bring them together? WHY? Are they trying to end the world?
"They're all poisonous!" Kintarou shouted, completely and utterly horrified.
"Despite being fussy about health, why does he have interest in poison!" Kenya asked no one in particular as he glanced frighteningly at Shiraishi.
"If I remember the book correctly, Zaizen-san has to endure hours and hours of talk with Shiraishi-san about poisonous plants while eating lunch right?" Ryoma asked Zaizen. A nod from Zaizen then Ryoma said, "I pity you."
"Shut up." Zaizen boredly stated.
LUCKY! There was a beach house at a place like this. Won't we take a small break here? -Sengoku
I want some ice cream! I want some shaved ice! -Random Girls
Okay! Manager-! Aren't you guys from Rokkaku? -Sengoku
Aren't you Yamabuki's Sengoku? -Kurobane
What, is that what this is? -Sengoku
That's right, Sengoku-kun. This is not a beach hou- -Saeki
You're working part-time at this beach house! -Sengoku
The players imitated Rokkaku's reactions in the video as they heard Sengoku's conclusion.
"But a hut like that in the beach, it just has to be a beach house!" Sengoku defended himself.
"Well, we do admit that it does look like a beach house." Oishi commented.
Sengoku-kun's technique to catch women's heart is at a high level. -Koharu
This was Rokkaku's club house? Since I was seeing such babes at the front, I thought this was a beach house! Sorry for intruding. -Sengoku
That's fine! Ah, why don't you take a break as well? The clam miso soup is about done, too! -Saeki
Lucky! By the way, Virgo's lucky item for today is miso soup! For Libra, hand-made food and for Gemini it's out-door cooking. -Sengoku
"... Are you a stalker, Sengoku?" Gakuto asked.
"What? No, nononononono!" Sengoku denied.
"How suspicious. How do you know their signs then?" Minami suspiciously stared at his teammate. Sengoku just laughed nervously.
But no matter if it's Sengoku-kun, he's still no match for Saeki-kun's charm! -Koharu
Eh? Why is that? Sae-san has two and Sengoku-san has three... It's clearly a win for Sengoku-san! -Kentaro
No, take a look! -Koharu
Saeki-kun! Seconds! Saeki-kun~! -Random Girls
S-sure! Just wait a bit! -Saeki
The women's interest is clearly shifting towards Sae-san... Why? -Kentaro
It's clear Sengoku-kun's technique for picking up girls is top notch. But he can't target any of them from that herd, can he? He's really being the profound type. -Koharu
Is that so? -Kentaro
And with Sengoku-kun being so careful... The women end up feeling confused! And compare that to the naturally defenseless Saeki-kun! -Koharu
"Is that so?" Sengoku nodded at himself. The rest sweatdropped. What is this? A video lesson for picking up girls?
"Kurobane! Call Saeki and tell him I challenge him to a pick up duel!" Sengoku shouted. The sweatdrop grew bigger.
"You can't leave the camp, Sengoku-senpai!" Dan said.
But that aside, how long is Kurarin gonna make me wait? -Koharu
Koharu glanced at Shiraishi, "So while I waited there and almost drowned, you were having a date with Yukimura-kun."
Shiraishi sweatdropped, "I wasn't on a date. I just got engrossed in the plants at their rooftop."
"Poisonous plants." Kenya and Zaizen chorused.
Where is this? That's right, I was swept by the sea... -Koharu
That was dangerous. -Saeki
There's no telling what would've happened if Sae hadn't saved you! -Kurobane
Saeki-kun saved me? Ahn, I'm so happy! -Koharu
Looks like he's not waking up. Shouldn't we do mouth-to-mouth? -Ryou
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH? -Koharu
Yeah, you're right. -Saeki
HERE IT COMES! Mouth-to-mouth... with Saeki-kun... -Koharu
The players looked at the screen with horrified expressions. Horrified and disgusted expressions.
"NO! DON'T!" Yuuji shouted.
Each had different reactions while watching the scene with the heartbeat sound, curious as to what would happen to Saeki and Koharu. Kurobane facepalmed, Kirihara hugged Catherine tightly, Sanada gripped the table tightly, Zaizen covered Kintarou and Ryoma's eyes, the glasses owners' glasses shined, Marui gulped and swallowed his bubble gum, Jirou dozed off, and just for the heck of it, Niou stole Catherine from Kirihara and threw it somewhere making Kirihara mad and smack Niou before getting Catherine.
Mouth-to-mouth... Mouth-to... AHHHH! -Koharu
Everyone faceplanted on the floor.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" They shouted. Jirou woke up by the noise while Marui coughed since he swallowed his bubble gum.
Kintarou and Ryoma removed Zaizen's hands only to see Ojii-san doing the mouth-to-mouth and they banged their heads on the desk.
Saeki-kun, thanks so much for saving me today. -Koharu
If you want to thank someone, thank him. Sengoku was the first one to notice you were drowning. -Saeki
Sengoku-kun was... -Koharu
Hey you! -Random Girl
Gimme a break, will you? -Shiraishi
Kurarin? -Koharu
Whoa! Kansai dialect! Are you alone? Let's go somewhere together! -Random Girls
They're flirting with him! So envious! -Kentaro
Nanpasare to wa nanpashiottoka (Skirt chasing is ship wrecking)... Pff. -Amane
Hakata dialect now? -Kurobane with a kick
This is bad! -Koharu
What's wrong? -Saeki
Kurarin hates spectators to the core! Come now ladies! It's already late so let's leave! -Koharu
What the heck are you? Move over, pensioner! -Random (wicked) Girls
Koharu! -Shiraishi
That's no good, saying such garbage. It's not something such cute girls should say! Instead, shall the three of us go play somewhere? I know a good cafe nearby. -Sengoku
Let's go, let's go! I'm getting hungry! -Random Girls
Then, let's go! -Sengoku
I was saved thanks to him... -Shiraishi
Sengoku has some good points. -Saeki
Seriously, Sengoku is so great! -Koharu
"I don't feel proud of winning those girls back then after watching this..." Sengoku muttered as shadows loomed over his head. Yamabuki members patted Sengoku on the back feeling his pain.
"Girls are coming to you and you hate it! Are you Echizen?" Momo shouted at Shiraishi. Eiji joined in and the other Shitenhouji members.
"Why am I being scolded again?" Shiraishi asked with a sweatdrop.
"Those girls didn't have to push Konjiki-san though. That was kind of rude." Sakuno commented feeling sorry for Koharu.
Koharu's eyes sparkled as he glomped Sakuno, "Thank you for worrying about me. You're so nice."
Tomoka and An deadpanned, "Stop being so nice Sakuno."
Sakuno sweatdropped and didn't feel nervous being hugged by a boy as she didn't actually see Koharu as a boy. If Ryoma hadn't removed Koharu from her, they would've stayed like that till the end of watching these films.
"The Silver Pair is next!" Tomoka shouted as she took out the disc.
"Silver Pair?" The players chorused.
"Shishido-san and Ohtori-san." An answered.
"Why are we only silver?" Shishido asked, a little annoyed.
"Because Kikumaru-senpai and Oishi-senpai are the Golden Pair already." Tomoka bluntly stated.
"Well, for your information, we will be the next Golden Pair!" Shishido bragged and stood up as Choutaro tried to make him to sit.
"That's only if you beat us first, nya!" Eiji challenged and stood up as Oishi tried to make Eiji sit as well.
"If they are in that film then that means ore-sama shall be in there as well, ahn?" Atobe said.
"Yeah. It's only a minor role though." Tomoka answered.
"How can ore-sama get a minor role? Who made this video? Ore-sama will sue this person!"
Sweatdrop.
A/N again: I didn't expect it would be that long, LOL. I'm starting to like Shiraishi. I'm being infected with yaoi disease...
