This chapter here is going to be about how me and another author get into trouble when watching Momo while Aang and the others go to the beach. This makes it a special guest star chapter I guess.
(The avatar group is in the living room packing up to get ready to go to the beach.)
Me: Why can't I join you guys?
Aang: You need to stay here to watch Momo.
Me: Why can't somebody else do it.
Katara: Nothing personal but we all did a vote on who would stay here and you're the winner of the vote.
Me: So?
Sokka: Look, we're leaving you here because everybody wants to be away from you for a day.
Me: What's wrong with being with me?
Aang: Well...
(Begin flashback)
(I'm in the kitchen eating a half-balanced breakfast when Aang enters the room with a different design drawn in place of his arrow tattoo.)
Aang: (angry) Who did this?
Me: You need to change the design once in a while to keep that tattoo in taste. Fashionably speaking.
Aang: (gives out a groan)
(End flashback)
Me: Hey, Aang needs to change his tattoo once in a while. The arrow theme gets old after 100 years.
Katara: That's not the only thing.
(Begin flashback)
(I'm reading a book on the couch when Katara enters the room with her hair green instead of brown.)
Katara: (angry) Did you switch my shampoo with green dye?
Me: Sokka said that he wondered what you would look like with green hair. He asked me to do it.
(Katara leaves the room and enters the kitchen where Sokka was eating his lunch. I hear Sokka screaming in pain mixed with a bunch of other noises.)
Me: I can't tell if Katara is using her bending or her fists. (starts snickering)
(End flashback)
Sokka: (angry) I'm still hurting from that Katara.
Me: Hey, you asked me to so it was your fault.
Sokka: Don't forget what happened to me.
(Begin fla...
Everyone: (shouting) NO!
Katara: Sokka, nobody here needs to see what happened to you a second time.
Aang: Yeah, the first time is bad enough.
Me: Agreed, anything that involves sardines, a nutcracker, and a pair of rubber bands doesn't need to be reviewed.
Sokka: (whining) But you guys get to have flashbacks.
(There's a knock on the door. Katara opens it and Aangtheavatar aka Larry is standing there.) (A/N This is another author that asked to be in my fan fiction story so I let him.)
Larry: Did I get here in time?
Katara: Yes, you did.
Me: (confused) Hey, if you were going to hire the guy to watch Momo you could at least let me go.
Katara: He isn't here to watch Momo. He is here to watch you while you watch Momo.
Me: (shocked) What?!
Aang: Come on, let's get going. (pets Momo) I be back later Momo. Don't worry.
(Everybody leaves through the front door. Larry enters the house.)
Katara: (gives Larry a quick peck on the cheek) I'm trusting you with this job.
Larry: (blushing) You can count on me.
(Everybody is gone leaving me, Larry, and Momo all alone.)
Me: (looking at Larry who is still blushing.) You know she isn't meant for you.
Larry: I'll make her mine one day. You'll see!
Me: You're about as impressive as that girly boy Haru.
(Haru sticks his head through the front living rooms window)
Haru: (angry) Hey! I'm not a girly boy!
Larry: Shut up, girly boy. (bends the sand in my cat's litter box and makes it hit Haru in the face)
Haru: (screaming while clutching his eyes) Aaarrrggghhh!!! There's nothing deodorizing about these crystals! (runs away while clutching his eyes)
Me: Okay, scratch that. You more impressive than Haru but not by much.
Larry: Hey, where's Momo?
(I look behind myself and see that Momo was gone.)
Me: (to Larry) He was in your line of sight. How could you lose track off him?
Larry: That girly boy had all off my attention.
(There was a loud crash in the kitchen. Me and Larry run into the kitchen to find Momo wrecking everything.)
Me: Momo, quick acting like an animal this instant! (ducks a pot which hits Larry in the head)
Larry: (holding his head) Ow!
(I lunged at Momo in an attempt to grab him but misses him. Momo flies out of the open kitchen window.)
Me: That's typical.
Larry: Don't worry, I will find him. I won't let Katara down!
(Me and Larry are in the living room. Larry is putting a pile of moon peaches on the floor and as placed an attractive scented drug on it.)
Larry: All we do is wait for Momo to fall asleep after he eats the drugged moon peaches.
Me: Are you sure this is safe?
Larry: Sure, the guy at the prescription counter said they only had 167 deaths this month.
Me: (shocked) WHAT?! (sighs) Oh well, it's on your head if we lose Momo. Let's wait in the other room.
One hour later...
(Me and Larry enter the living room to find that there are lemurs everywhere.)
Me: I knew something would go wrong. How do we know which one is Momo they all look similar.
Larry: Okay, here's what we do. We'll put the lemurs into three group. (points to different spots in the room) 'Sort of looks like Momo', 'definitely not Momo', and 'not even a lemur'. (looks to me) You start with that possum chicken over there.
(We sort the lemurs and the possum chicken into groups and found none of them was Momo.)
Me: This is great.
Larry: I got one more idea. (pulls out a lemur shaped whistle and blows into it)
(All the lemurs in the room wake up and start attacking Larry.)
Larry: AUGH! Help me! I not a moon peach!
Me: Well, this is the first time I was entertained in this chapter. (pulls out a moon peach from my pocket)
(Momo dashes into the room through the front door and jumps into my lap while taking the moon peach from me.)
Me: What do you know, he prefers me over you.
Larry: (still getting attacked by the lemur's) AUGH!
A few hours later...
(Aang and the others walk into the room)
Aang: Momo were back!
(Momo scurries to Aang and jumps into his arms.)
Aang: (hugs Momo) I missed you to.
Katara: (looks at Larry) What happened to you? You look like you got attacked by a swarm of lemurs.
Me: That's a funny way to put it. Despite that Larry did okay with watching Momo.
Katara: (gives Larry a quick peck on the cheek) Thanks for your help you may go now.
Larry: (walks out the door while blushing) Feel free to call me again.
Katara: (smiles) I will.
Sokka: Hey, what is this? (picks up the lemur whistle and blows it)
(A swarm of lemurs attacks Sokka)
Sokka: Help! This lemurs are biting my groin. Sweet merciful blubber nuggets!
Me: Idiot!
(Everyone starts laughing while Sokka is under attack.)
Sorry for not updating in a long time. I finally got this chapter done. Give some credit to AangTheAvatar for his part in the story. Anyway RR please!
