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Chapter 10: Goku becomes Smart?!
It was Sunday, Dec 10th, and Goku and Vegeta were training..
"Haa!" Vegeta yelled as he threw punches at Goku.
They were at the wastelands and sparring for a challenge.
Goku dodged his attacks and swiped at Vegeta's feet.
Vegeta backflipped away and prepared his final attack.
"Tiume to end this, Kakarot...GALICK GUN...FIRREEE!" He screamed as he shot his attack towards Goku.
Goku powered up and prepared his counterattack.
"Ka...me..ha...me...HAA!" He screamed as he shot his attack towards Vegeta's.
They struggled to overpower the other and usually, their attacks would be completely equal and explode, but for the first time, Vegeta's attack won and blasted through Goku's.
"AAAHHHH!" Goku screamed as he tried to block Vegeta's attack with his hands.
Vegeta slightly regretted using that big attack.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Goku yelled as the attack blasted him to the mountains.
He flew head-first at 10,000,000,000 miles per hour into a solid rock, mountain.
The force was so huge, that the mountain split in half.
Vegeta's eyes widened as he saw the mountain split in half and blasted off to see if Goku was dead.
Three Hours Later...
Chi-Chi was crying in Goku's grave-
Me: Just kidding! He's not dead!
Three Hours Later...(for real)
Chi-Chi was crying in Goku's hospital bed.
Most of the Z Fighters were there, and were quiet today.
"Doctor! I-is he going to be ok?" Chi-Chi asked.
The doctor looked on his clipboared and said, "He suffered a major head injury and is in a concussion.."
"Gasp!" Chi-Chi said.
Bardock muttered, "Just like when he bumped his head when he was a baby..."
Krillin came rushing in with a senzu bean, "I got it!" He yelled.
Piccolo took it, and put it in Goku's mouth.
He instantly ate it.
Everyone waited a few tense moments and Goku's eyes opened.
"Hooray!" Everybody cheered.
"Hello Everybody," Goku said in a smart-robot voice.
Everyone stared at him strangely.
"It's probably side-effects..." Bulma said.
Everyone muttered an agreement..but it wasn't...
It was the next day at school, and EVeyrone's eyes widened at Goku's state of dress.
He wore beige khakis, and a simple t shirt.
"G-goku what happened to you?!" Taleem yelled.
Goku said, "This is how I usually dress,"
Bulma and Vegeta stared at Goku or five seconds before they busted out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Chi-Chi screamed, "This is a real issue! My boyfriend is acting...smart"
Goku was confused, "I'm not your boyfriend..."
Chi-Chi gaped at Goku, "Of course you are! Ever since kindergarten!"
Piccolo yelled, "Don't say the K-word! It was weird times back then.."
Goku looked at Chi-Chi strangely, "I'm sorry, who ever you are, but I don't recall meeting you..." as he walked away.
18 and Krillin walked by to see Chi-Chi in a state of shock.
Krillin said, "Are you.."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chi-Chi screamed
Everyone cringed at her screaming.
Chi-Chi pointed at Vegeta, "It's all your fault he's like this!"
Bulma stepped in front to Vegeta and said, "It's not his fault! You always blame stuff on other people! It was an accident!"
Chi-Chi screamed, "You're not my friend anymore!"
Bulma yelled, "Fine! Come on Veggie!" she said as she dragged him away.
"Umm..my name's not Veggie.." was all he could get out before she dragged him away.
Chi-Chi yelled, "I don't know how this can get any worse!"
Taleem said, "Then you might not want to look behind you..."
Chi-Chi turned around and gasped.
There was Goku, holding hands with Violet and talking and laughing with her.
Everyone was dead silent.
18 said, "Are you-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chi-Chi cried.
Taleem and Mai tried their best to calm her down, but it was useless.
And man, she looked like a wreck!
Who knew, that Goku and Chi-Chi, the simplest couple in DBZ, would break up?!
The bell rung, indicating that is was class time.
Meanwhile, Bulma and Vegeta were talking.
"And then she just blames it on you!" Bulma ranted.
Vegeta nodded while looking at her. He could feel her emotions through the pre-bond that they have.
Vegeta cleared his throat before saying, "Bulma, we gotta talk,"
They snuck past the teachers, and hid in the janitor's closet.
When they were alone, Vegeta said, "Ok, listen. Not too long ago, my father told me about this 'bond' me and you will have when we get older..."
Bulma nodded.
Vegeta continued, "Right now, we're in our developing stage of the bond, meaning that it's building up. We'll start to mentally communicate and read each other's thoughts. We'll also be able to sense each other's feelings and if we're in distress or something... Father said when we turn 18, our bond will be complete when we turn 18, and if we break up, our bond will shatter and we will die,"
Bulma was silent for a moment before saying, "So, why are you telling me this right now?"
Vegeta said, "I know I may be a...jerk sometimes and I might...infuriate you, but I don't want this relationship to end. Not just because of the whole dieing part, but..." He trailed off in mumbles as he blushed.
Bulma thought for a moment before hugging Vegeta, "Thank you for telling me about this.."
Vegeta crossed his arms and muttered , "Whatever,"
Bulma leaned on Vegeta and started stroking his tail.
He immediately started purring.
Just then, the door opened and the janitor walked in.
"..."
Chi-Chi couldn't believe this. Goku just dumped her for Violet! VIOLET!
She grew angier as she saw Goku and Violet make goo goo eyes at each other and whisper stuff.
He was supposed to be doing it with her! (Ok, that sounded a little dirty...no intentions though..XD)
When Goku left to go to the bathroom, and it was free time, Chi-Chi marched right up to Violet.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Chi-Chi yelled
Everyone was dead silent, waiting for some drama.
Violet scoffed as she said, "I don't know what you're talking about,"
Chi-Chi said, "Goku's supposed to be my boyfriend!"
Violet said, "Too bad, cause he's all mine! And you can't do nothing about it, b****!"
"Oooooooooo" the class said.
"Oh snap!" Piccolo yelled while snapping to the side.
Chi-Chi tackled Violet and started punching her.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!" The class cheered.
The two girls were going at it, before the teacher came in and yelled, "STOP!"
Everyone froze.
Goku walked in and saw the two girls.
Goku ran towards them and said, "Are you ok?!"
He held his hand out, and Chi-Chi was about to grab it, until Violet did.
"Yes, I am, but she tried to kill me!" Violet dramatically said.
"I did not!" Chi-Chi protested.
The teacher said, "Chi-Chi! I've had enough of your nonsense! Go to the principal's office!"
Chi-Chi hung her head as she walked to the office.
Goku shook his head. Why was that crazy girl so obsessed with him?
Piccolo said, "Soo..you wanna spar tomorrow?"
Goku said, "I don't fight,"
Everyone gasped.
"WHAT?!" They yelled.
"I don't like fighting," Goku responded.
"Soo...what do you like?" Piccolo asked.
"I like math!" Goku said.
Everyone anime-fainted
Chi-Chi sadly walked towards the office.
She lost her best friend, her boyfriend, and now she was more than likely going to be suspended.
But, out of all the things, she only wanted the old Goku back.
Next Time- The Return of Goku! (Part 2)
I was thinking for awhile about this chapter and I gotta say, it turned out better than what I expected. Oh yea, Chi-Chi and Goku will get back together next chapter. I always thought that Goku and Chi-Chi has the least drama out of all the couples, so I made this chapter. But I also want to put up a vote: Do you want Yamcha to die again, or not? Also, I couldn't think of any other girls to go after Goku, so I did Violet. It makes you want to hate her more, I know :) But, with the ending words, Will Goku return back to normal?! Will Bulma and Vegeta get out of trouble?! Will Yamcha die later on?! and Will Chi-Chi beat Violet?! Find out in the next chapter of Dragon Ball Z in Middle School!
