Days off

By Will

Edited By Lance

Re-Edited by Morty

As Lances adviser I get say in all days taken off. Also, I don't approve all requests for days off. Screw you! Being sick is always a good excuse, If you are actually sick. Also, it is a bit sketchy if someone calls in sick, and then their boyfriend/girlfriend calls in sick from the same number a few minutes later. No, it's not.

All holidays must be real, and not made up. I have made a list of pre-approved holidays that are okay to take off. The classic ones like thanksgiving are not on this list because you lazy bastards and know to take them off. We are not lazy! In fact, oh Screw this, it's too much work.

January 8: Gym leader day

March 12: A day of rest

June 18: Lance's birthday Will, stop kissing up to me in hopes of a promotion, You're not getting one.

July 8: St. Pizza day

July 10: B.L.T. day

July 21- 30: The celebration of the great Morty

As you can see there are only 3 approved holidays that are not on the calendar. If you want to take out take an unofficial day off when you are not sick, please send in a form to me three weeks in advance. Aw, but what if I don't feel like being lazy in three weeks.