Arguments - Passing Notes Can Be A Good Thing

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Set in Lily the Marauder's third year, a History of Magic class on a Monday the lesson just after breakfast. This is on notes that are being passed around among the group, bla bla bla...

KEY

Lily

James

Remus

Sirius

Peter

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Hey.

Hello everybody!

Sup.

Hi.

Who are we saying hello to?

Each other I think.

Moony, how is you?

I is better.

Good. Recovering alright?

Getting better. Last full moon wasn't as bad as usual.

Yeah, I think it was the chocolate you ate before hand.

We'll have to keep that in mind for next month.

Sure we will.

How's your leg Wormtail?

It's okay. I'm still limping a bit though.

Who do they think they are? Hexing random Griffindors in the corridors.

It's insane! I hope they'll stop soon because we can't afford many more injuries to Griffindors.

I wish those snakes would go insult a Hippogriff and die.

So do I. The Slytherins put three people in the hospital wing since Wensday.

I CAN spell Wednesday correctly!

I doubt it.

I just did!

Sure you did.

It's above in black and white!

I don't see it.

You must be blind.

And you must be Can'tspellwednesdayright. Nice to meet you!

Can't say the same about you.

I can, it's easy! First you write this "And also with you." Then you just hand me the note. And then you've done it! You give it a try.

I think I'll pass thanks.

Is professor Binns ever going to change his tone of voice?

He's had the same tone since forever, I don't think so.

Damn it.

Life can be boring.

No kidding.

I was.

So was I.

No you weren't.

Yes I was.

Were not!

Was too!

ENOUGH WITH THE FIGHTING!

No need to yell. A simple "Please stop fighting" would have sufficed.

You can't yell on paper, Padfoot.

But it hurts to read capitals.

Then you mustn't read enough.

It hurts to look at your face every day but I don't say that out loud.

You just did.

And the only reason it hurts to look at my face is because it's everything yours isn't.

I never spoke the words therefore it wasn't spoken aloud and I will never be jealous of you.

Sure you won't. I only have every girl in the school falling all over me, the hair of a lifetime and the bad ass body of a supermodel.

A) Evans is a girl and she isn't falling all over you. B) I have the hair of a lifetime. C) A supermodel is what you call a hot girl who walks on the catwalk in weird clothes.

You just got owned, Padfoot.

Your face just got owned, Moony.

Yeah, by the shaving-cream factory so they could use it to advertise their product.

The product "Fix-Your-Face".

Yup, I'm the after you use the product face.

I think you mean the before.

Nope, it's all on the contract.

Let's stop.

You stop.

You stop first.

Maybe I don't want to.

Maybe you'll just have to deal with it and do it anyway.

Well I'm pretty certain that it would be best if neither of you wrote on this note anymore.

And I'm completely 100% certain that if I hadn't started this note in the first place we would have all lost our minds at the continuos sound of professor Binns monotone voice so no need for all the praise.

Guess what I'm thinking.

Girls?

Your hair?

Anything about you?

They are all good guesses but none are correct.

What is it then?

I'm thinking that me and Prongs did so well in the Quidditch team tryouts that we'll get in the team as Beater and Seeker and that Brella won't get in again this year because Prongs took his position.

How did I not get that!

I agree.

With who?

Padfoot. I hope I kicked his sorry ass out of the team because he sucked so badly last year it was not funny.

I think it was humorous. He actually fell off his broom once, such a fail.

You guys shouldn't be so nasty. If that was you, you wouldn't want people laughing at you behind your back.

But I'm not him and I laugh at his face as well.

Now I know why Lily calls you arrogant.

How am I being arrogant?

You don't think about other people's feelings before you speak.

I don't care.

My point proven.

I don't need this.

You're suck a dick sometimes.

Ex-cuse me?

You're excused.

Ok ok. Stop the cat-fight/wearwolf vs stag fight.

Please don't fight.

Fine, but I'm not talking to Moony.

And I'm not talking to Prongs.

You two are such babies.

That translates as "You are being immature."

Like I haven't heard that a million times.

Well maybe you should grow up.

Maybe you should mind your own business.

You shouldn't be so dense.

...

Prongs?

...

Please say something!

...

*James excuses himself to the bathroom and leaves the classroom with his head down.*

What was that about?

Hi Lily-flower.

Hello.

We sort of got in a row and he couldn't handle it.

Sounds like him.

He's not as bad as you think, Lily.

That's what they all say.

Maybe you should listen to them then.

... No.

Is anybody in the class listening?

I don't think so.

Nope.

He he he!

What did you do?

I just blew a spitball at Corniken's head. It hit it's target on the dot!

Please don't.

Why, got a boyfriend?

No.

Prongs would say something along the lines of "I could change that".

I know.

It feels weird without Potter in the conversation.

Don't tell me Lily-flower has grow a soft spot for the arrogant toe-rag!

I'm not going to.

What a shame.

He would have passed out if you had.

I should do that...

I never said died.

We could arrange that though. Knock him out and throw him in the Black Lake.

You're cruel.

And then we could pay the Merpeople...

Or the Giant Squid...

And Potter would be finished!

Did you just plan the murder of Prongs?

If "Prongs" stands for Potter then yes.

It doesn't stand for Potter but yes, it means James.

That's like the first time you've said his actual birth name in like... two years!

Wow, that's a long time.

Strange people these boys are.

But that's why you love us!

Not really. And I don't love you.

What about me?

Or me?

No, I'm not in love.

Prongs would say something like "I could change that too, if you want."

Oh, how empty my life is without Potter.

Lily, there will always be guys like Prongs.

Unfortunately for the world.

But fortunately for you.

I think you forgot the 'un' in 'unfortunately'.

No I didn't.

I'm going to try to take notes.

And I'm going to live on Mars.

Good luck with your ambition.

Bye.

Goodbye.

How empty my life is without Prongs and Lily-flower.

So...

What do we talk about now?

Quidditch!

No thanks.

I'm right, thanks.

Girls!

Nup.

Rejected.

Pranks!

Old.

No.

Snape!

I don't need to waste time discussing Snape.

Neither do I.

Homework?

NO!

Yeah. Have either of you finished the potions essay?

I was being sarcastic.

No, I haven't.

Of course not. You all want me to do it for you.

That pretty much sums it up!

What would happen if I didn't?

Then you would let your friends down and make us fail our O..

I wouldn't want that, would I now.

Of course not!

*The bell rings and the class start packing up their blank parchment and quills.*

"You wouldn't let us fail, would you Moony?" Sirius asked his friend as they packed up.

"No, but I would like it if you put in a bit more effort in your studies." said Remus as he slung his book bag over his right shoulder.

"Dreams. We all have them. Some are possible, others aren't." Sirius said as the three walked out of the room.

"Speaking of absurd dreams, where do you think Prongs is?" Remus asked. The trio took a left and kept walking down the busy corridor.

"I think he went to the room of requirement. That's where he went last time." said Sirius over the noise of the people surrounding them.

"Should we go and get him?" Peter asked bluntly.

"I think we should leave him alone for a while to get over it. We'll go and find him after Transfiguration." Sirius replied.

"Otherwise dragon lady will breath her fire at us when we walk in late." said Remus.

"I really don't feel like being burnt today." said Peter.

"Neither. Let's take a secret passage so we won't be late and get burnt. I think she has a spiky tail too." Sirius added as they took a right.

"She's a Transfiguration professor, anything's possible." said Remus.

*THE END* of the chapter.

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