The curtain rose and out stepped Kon and Nel.
"We're back folks!" Kon gleefully shouted to the audience. They blandly stared back at him. "Just as unfriendly as ever I see." He cleared his throat with a cough. "As you all probably know, our current category is 'Favorite Canon Pairing'."
"Which iz pretty borin' since there's only 4 choices!" Nel added.
"Buuut, we'll just get this over with," Kon said while unraveling the results in the envelope.
In the audience, Isshin was barely sitting in his seat. He was crossing both of this fingers. "Watch now Yuzu and Karin! As your fabulous papa and your beautiful mother win this award!"
Yuzu happily crossed her fingers alongside him whereas Karin merely rolled her eyes.
"And the winner is... Isshin and Masaki Kurosaki," Kon read out.
Immediately, Isshin jumped out of his seat and ripped his shirt open.
"MASAKI! I have honored you!" Isshin wept. He turned to his daughters with a flair. Now Yuzu and Karin, you may jump into your father's manly arms!" he said as tears of joy dramatically flowed from his eyes.
Yuzu offered him a proud thumbs-up. Karin, on the other hand, did not share her father's delighted mood. And it wasn't until Ichigo flung him onto the stage that Isshin's dramatic performance stopped.
"Um.. anyways, next week's category is 'Favorite Non-canon Pairing'!" A devious smile graced upon Kon's face. "I'm sure you all already know who to vote for. I would selfishly advertise myself with the love of my life, but I am a very modest person!"
Stifles of laughter and snorts could be heard in the audience.
"Ain't ya just keeping quiet cuz that girl told ya she would beat da living pulp outta ya if he said one more word?" Nel asked.
"Uh.. that too," Kon pathetically admitted.
A little rules on what 'non-canon pairings' are:
-characters who are not a couple in the Bleach series
-2 characters who may or may not be implied to have some potential in becoming a couple in the future (MEANING NO CRACK PAIRINGS)
-no OCs paired with a Bleach character
-no yaoi/yuri as there are no characters that have been confirmed as a homosexual
-Popular examples include IchigoxRukia, IchigoxOrihime, ToshiroxKarin, ToshiroxMomo, RenjixRukia, KenpachixUnohana, UraharaxYoruichi, etc.
(Kon: "Hey why isn't KonxRukia an example?!")
Get my drift? Please feel free to ask questions through a review or a PM. And please do not vote for more than one pairing! If your vote is not a non-canon pairing, I will PM you so you can re-vote. Thank you everyone! Happy voting!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the Bleach Awards.
