Chapter 11
A Very Sunderland Christmas
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story...Nothing I say
It was Christmas Eve and the Sunderland Christmas party was at hand many guests had come to exchange gifts, because there was a secret Santa system where everyone had to buy a gift for one other person, but someone was not invited.
"Lousy bastards, they think they can have a party without Dahlia...well I will show them, HAHAHAHAHA!" Dahlia cackled evilly.
But inside the party was off of the chain, they had a turn table and a D.J. naturally it was Valtiel. There was even a humongous present that nobody knew who it was for, but everyone was anxious to see if it was theirs.
"Yeah, yeah it is Christmas up in this bitch! Alright it is time for the presents!" Valtiel yelled over his microphone.
"Cybil, I was your secret Santa!" Harry exclaimed.
"Damn it I was hoping to get something good." Cybil moaned.
"Here...enjoy." Harry handed her a present.
"I wonder what you got me...OH MY GOD!" Cybil said in glee.
"I thought you would like it." Harry said.
"Perfume thank you thank....wait...this is mens perfume...you dumbass!" Cybil said.
"Whoa! Back up plan." Harry said handing her another present. Cybil opened it.
"A years subscription to playboy...you are an idiot." Cybil said walking off. Over on the other side of the room Kuja and James were talking.
"Here James" Kuja said handing James a very well wrapped present.
"Oh goody, what could it be." James said like a child while Kuja just smiled.
"Weird Al's Greatest hits...I love you" James said.
"Well...I just thought, you know James loves his work but has no CD so I just bought it." Kuja said.
"Thank you for the best gift ever." James said almost in tears.
"Your welcome...now to find who got me something." Kuja said walking off.
"Hey Henri!" James said walking up to Henri.
"Yeah" Henri said
"I got your present!" James said handing Henri a poorly wrapped present.
"Hmm I wonder what this could be..." Henri said unwrapping the present
"Well..." James said.
"...A box set of Darkwing Duck?" Henri said.
"Yeah!" James said happily.
"Thank you James" Henri said very unexcited.
"Your welcome" James said walking off.
"I will cherish you forever." Henri said to his box set.
Kuja had been all over the room looking for who was supposed to give him his present..
"Walter do you know who got me my gift?" Kuja asked.
"Hmm...Oh Yeah that would be me...here." Walter tossed him a present.
"Oh Boy Oh Boy" Kuja said very excited.
"Final Fantasy seven? What is this?" Kuja asked
"It is a video game Kuja...a good one it was a bitch to track down...besides it supposed to be the greatest game in history...but I'm a Castlevania fan myself." Walter said walking off.
"Hmm...it looks O.K. but I have this funny feeling I would have like Final Fantasy nine more." Kuja said walking off.
"Hey uncle Walter!" Heather yelled.
"Well if it isn't my little 3 year old niece...what can I do for you" Walter said cheerfully.
"I got your present." Heather handed Walter a small box.
"Hmm what could this be...ah a vial of small pox...you know me so well" Walter said happily.
"I knew you would like it." Heather said running off.
"Now I can take revenge on those idiots a the cable company...shut off my cable. I should have some left over for that biological weapon I have building." Walter said with a chuckle.
So the night went on like this merry and happy until.
Click
"What is happening?" A frightened female yelled.
"Don't worry I will protect you!" Harry yelled
CRASH
"OW" Harry yelled in pain.
"Smooth" Kuja said. When the lights came back on everything was gone.
"Where is Christmas?" James said.
"Maybe it is in this note" Zidane said.
"Why is my zipper down?" Walter asked.
"Mine too?" Harry was confused as well.
"It says 'You bastard didn't invite me to the party so I have stolen Christmas...and I am burning the presents as we speak. Dahlia' That bitch...Kaufmann just gave me those drug...I mean flour" Zidane said winking a Kaufmann.
"Daddy" Heather cried jumping to her dad crying.
"It will be O.K." James said.
"It isn't a Sunderland Christmas without some stupid bull shit happening...honestly I don't know why I always come." Henri said.
"At least you were remembered" Pyramid Head moaned.
"You may not have been invited." Henri said.
"Screw you I'm not leaving." Pyramid Head said.
"Daddy who is the guy with the pee pee for a head?" Heather asked.
"Damn it...I see her just about every month...still I am forgotten."
"Well here is a present I was planning on giving it that Kaufmann guy but...I think he is happy with all of his drugs." Henri said.
"Oh goody!" Pyramid Head exclaimed.
"Silent Hill Homecoming...Shit" Pyramid Head said unhappily.
"So what are we going to do?" Kuja asked.
"I guess we leave." Zidane said as they all sadly made their way to the door, even James.
"You live here idiot." Walter said still upset over the loss of his small pox.
"Right" James said as he turned and walked the other way.
CLICK
"Take the girl not me!" James yelled.
"Classy James" Henri said.
When the lights came back on the presents were back in place and everything was back to normal. And the celebration continued for hours.
"How did this happen?" James asked.
"It is a Christmas Miracle daddy" Heather said.
"Pfft...The bull shit you feed this child" Valtiel said as he spun the music again.
"I'm right" Heather said pouting.
"Sure whatever." James said.
"Alright everyone this is song is called Violent Pornography" Valtiel said.
"WHOOOOO!" Everyone went.
"Uncle Walter what is pornography?" Heather asked.
"A man's best friend." Walter said as he lifted Heather up and put her on his shoulders and carried her around.
Meanwhile on the outside.
"Don't ever let me catch you stealing Christmas ever again." Bass said to a knocked out Dahlia. He was wearing a santa hat.
"Merry Christmas. AND A BLOODY NEW YEAR MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bass Screamed as he flew away.
END OF CHAPTER.
Yes I realize this is a Christmas chapter...I also realize it is January. Merry late Christmas!
Anyway regular chapter will begin...well next chapter. I will probably do some things with Megaman Stupid Network first, so if your haven't read it yet you should do so. Also I may update Shenlong's Tale too...I mean it has been a year. But I will have stuff coming more frequently (hopefully) for I have two days off a week now. So please review. So until next time.
