Me: Back with a new c hapter! thankyou for all your reviews!

Myrnin: Time to beat up Oliver.

Me: In due time, this chapters going to get interesting...

Oliver: I'll kick your ass.

Myrnin: You can try.

Victor: I can take on both of you.

Amelie: I can take on all of you and more so shut up!

Everyone except me and Amelie: Yes ma'am.

Eve: Hey everyone!

Claire: Heyy!

Marco: Why hello there.

Claire and Eve: Awwwwww!

Marco: I'm adorable!

Myrnin: I thought I was the only adorable one!

Amelie: Myrnin, don't get jealous of a dog.

Marco: Myrnin, you could never be as cute as me. Don't even try.

Oliver: I like this dog.

Marco: Shame I don't like you.

Oliver: …...

Amelie: I give up with trying to keep things normal...

Eve: You should of gave up a long long time ago.

Marco: True dat.

Eve: Think your some gangster?

Marco: Yes my home dog!

Eve: It's a good job your cute!

Claire: Can we get on with the story now, I want to see Oliver and Myrnin fight.

Me: PLACE YOUR BETS!

Amelie: £50 on Oliver.

Myrnin: Oi! (sad face)

Oliver: Good choice.

Claire: £20 on Myrnin!

Myrnin: Yay!

Eve: Can I put £5 on each?

Me: No!

Eve: Fine! £10 on Oliver.

Myrnin: WHY EVE? I thought we were unicorn buddies!

Eve: Nothing personal, I just want to win money.

Victor: £10 on Myrnin!

Myrnin: Thankyou!

Victor: I'm part of you so I know we're going to win!

Marco: £25 on Myrnin!

Myrnin: Yay!

Marco: Only because I don't like Oliver and I would like to win money from him having his ass kicked.

Oliver: (Growls)

Me: So all bets are placed lets begin!

Marco: Saphy doesn't own anything! Sorry for her spelling and grammar mistakes, please enjoy the story! Comment on my cuteness!

Me: (Rolls eyes) Great, an obnoxious dog.

(Marco's P.O.V)

Marco stared at Claire, she looked very shocked, 'Shesh! You would think these people have never seen a talking dog before!'

"You know, your acting like you haven't seen a talking dog before..." said Marco, starting to get a little annoyed with everyone.

"Oh I'm sorry, here I'll introduce to the talking cat next door shall I!" shouted Eve,

"Calm down Eve" said Michael,

"Your a very comfy person Michael, well I would like to apologise for being shy, it takes me a few hours before I feel comfortable talking sometimes"

"How...how...can...you talk?" stuttered Claire,

"Easy I move my mouth and my tongue and there is this thing called a voice box...and..."

"Yes yes I know all of that! But your a dog, your not supposed to talk!"

"Wait a minute! So what your saying is is that in this realm animals don't talk...?"

"YES!" shrieked Eve and Claire in unison.

"Wow! This is an awkward moment then..."

"I need a shot of vodka or something!" said Eve and got up, Michael followed her to the kitchen. Marco turned back to Claire,

"So this is a bit of a shock" he said, he felt a little nervous, he hoped that she wouldn't want to get rid of him because of this.

"Shock is an understatement"

"Well shall I explain?"

"Please do"

"Ok, well I was a gift given to you by Victor, I am your familiar, guardian, from my realm we are protectors and also keepers of the gates to heaven and hell"

"Ok then..."

"But my soul purpose is to you Princess. This might help you understand a bit more...

Guardian of the realm, both holy and wise, Keeper of faith, and all that implies. I give you my strength, when you feel weak, I give you the answers, to the questions you seek. I give you my oath, That my heart will be true, for as long as you need me, I will watch over you."

(Claire's P.O.V)

Marco finished his poem, it was heart warming, he was her guardian, he was here to watch over her. He stared at her, his big blue eyes looking deep into her soul, she picked him up and wrapped him in a big hug.

"Thankyou" she whispered,

"It's my pleasure princess" they sat and cuddled for a while. Eve and Michael came back into the living room and sat down. Shane also came down from his room, his bags packed. Eve turned to him,

"Where are you going?"

"Away from here, away from everything!"

"Shane stop being an idiot!" shouted Michael. Claire felt bad, she was the reason Shane was leaving, even though he had done wrong he had been here the longest, the glass house had been his home the longest and Eve and Michael and been his friend the longest.

"Shane stay. I'll leave"

"WHAT!" shrieked Eve,

"Claire no you can't leave, this is your home" said Michael.

"I know, but it's Shane home as well, he's been here the longest, it's only fair, I'll pack my bags and I'll go to Myrnin's in till I can sort something out. I'll come and visit, I just think this is the most logical way, and maybe when things have calmed down I will move back in."

"It's a reasonable offer" said Marco.

"THE DOG TALKS!" shouted Shane, his face covered in shock.

"Oh for god sakes! Yes I'm a talking dog, let's all get over that!" snapped Marco, he was rather impatient.

"Claire is this what you want?" asked Eve,

"Yeah, don't worry, I think it would be good to have a break anyway, and it just feels wrong me being here anyway. I'm sure Myrnin will be more then happy to have me."

"Ok Claire I'll help you pack" said Eve, she glared at Shane as she walked by him, Michael followed her and shot a glare at Shane as well. Claire and Marco started to walk up stairs when Shane stopped her,

"Claire, look I don't know what's going on lately, you, a talking and something is going round Morganville killing people. Look I know I'm the last person you want to speak to but I do love you Claire and I want you to be safe and as much as I hate to admit it I know Myrnin will keep you safe. Thankyou for letting me stay here, this is as much as your home as it is mine, so please come back and I hope things can get better between us. We may not be boyfriend and girlfriend any more but I still consider you one of my best friends, so be safe please." Claire didn't know what to say, she just stared at Shane. She was still heartbroken from earlier, but he was trying to make an effort,

"Thanks" was all she said and she walked up stairs to help Eve and Michael pack her stuff.

(Myrnin's P.O.V)

"Your nothing but a fool Myrnin!" snapped Oliver, they were standing in Myrnin's lab. Amelie was sitting on the sofa watching them,

"Oh shut up!" snapped back Myrnin, not in the mood to deal with him, he felt bad for just leaving Claire like that earlier. But he knew it was for her own good.

"Why should I! Your nothing! You claim to be a genius yet your nothing but an idiot!"

"My intelligence surpasses yours old man!"

"We're near enough the same age!"

"So! I look younger!"

"Does that even matter! I'm a general!"

"Correction you 'was' a general!"

"Oh bring that one up why don't you!"

"Oh I will! By the way remember Alice?"

"My ex?"

"Yes"

"What about her?"

"When you went away for a few weeks I slept with her!"

"YOU WHAT!"

"You heard me, and she said that I was bigger and better than you!"

"That's low Myrnin!"

"Jealous?"

"Since we're sharing secrets I would just like to tell you that I slept with your mother!"

"This is getting a little out of hand..." said Amelie, they both ignored her and carried on.

"HOW DARE YOU!"

"Calm down it was only the once! I didn't want to do it with her again!"

"I'll kill you!"

"Come at me!" Myrnin lunged for Oliver. Oliver deflected the attack and got in to a stance. Myrnin grabbed him by the throat, Oliver got himself free and punch Myrnin in the face making him stagger back, he then kicked Myrnin so that he was lying on the floor gasping. Myrnin got back up and lunged at Oliver again, this time Myrnin was able to get though and he threw Oliver into the wall. Oliver's eyes turned red with rage and he darted for Myrnin. Myrnin was able to deflect Oliver's attack but he caught him of guard when Oliver punched him in the stomach and then kicked him round the head. Myrnin fell to the ground panting. Oliver grabbed Myrnin by the next and held him up looking into his eyes.

(Oliver's P.O.V)

Oliver had hold of Myrnin by the neck, and looked into his eyes. Myrnin didn't have a lot of fighting experience, he was good but when it came to a showdown between the two Oliver always had the upper hand. Oliver carried on looking at Myrnin,

"Had enough?" he taunted,

"Never!" hissed Myrnin in a voice Oliver hadn't heard in a long time, it made Oliver freeze. He watched as Myrnin's eyes turned gold.

"Victor" whispered Amelie.

Myrnin: Oh it's on!

Victor: Hell yeah! (High fives Myrnin)

Oliver: (Growls) That's not fair!

Amelie: What's not fair is that I only got two lines!

Me: Stop bloody complaining! You'll get more in the next chapter!

Amelie: I better!

Eve: Well that was a heated fight!

Marco: Looks like I'm in the money.

Claire: Next chapter should be interesting!

Me: Yes! So please review and the next chapter will be fab!

Marco: Review! (Puppy dog face)

Myrnin: You can't pull that off. Review pretty please! For me (Sad puppy dog look)

Marco: …...

Victor: Yes please review! I'm actually getting to do something good!

Claire and Eve: Review! We want our money!

Me: You heard them! Loves!