The Union
Fandom: FFVIII
Pairing: Adel/Rinoa
Rating: M
Prompt: Unexpected
Word Count: 100
Note: This is totally what Seifer said to Adel just before he snatched Rinoa. It's totally canon. Totally. They just didn't show the AMV when Adel burned Seifer's ass for questioning her gender. I mean, he was only 18 and had such little experience with the union of sorceresses, the poor innocent lad...
"You want me to do what now? In your what?"
"Er...can girls do that?"
"Really?"
"So you'll just...wait. I'm confused. Does she use her hand or what?"
"Really? Her mouth? That's kinda hot. I wonder if she's tried it with Trepe..."
"Sorry! I'm focusing! I swear!"
"Your what? Er, do you even have one of those?"
"Shit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's just that I thought you might be on hormones or something, since you're kind of manly, but that's a good thing!"
"Chill out! Yeah, the 'sorceresses joined as one.' I've rehearsed it over and over. I got it."
