Disclaimer: Not me but her!
EPOV
I was standing in the lobby waiting for all of the ladies to return form the bathroom. Why do they do that? Men don't do that, go to the bathroom together. It's weird what are they doing together?
I was letting my mind ran away from me with random thoughts of why men and women were so different when heard a loud scream that I knew was Alice's. I ran around the corner and what I found was ridiculous? Outrageous? Hilarious? Yeah it was hilarious.
Bella, my sweet sweet Bella had Jessica on the ground in a full nelson. Alice, my teeny tiny baby sister, Alice was on top of them giving her shots to the body. I was in shock. It took all of my will power to not laugh and try to help them out; though they needed no help. I never liked her anyway…
Angela was screaming for them to stop. While Rosalie was acting like she was trying to pull Alice off of them. I say acting because we both knew she was way stronger them Alice and she wore a smirk the entire time.
As I walked to them rose gave me the stank eye which I ignored. I easily pulled Alice off of Jessica. "Put me down Edward! This Bitch needs her fucking ass kicked!" she was kicking and screaming and got me good in the face in the process. I guess it wasn't as easy as I said.
Just then someone else was trying to use the restrooms and witnessed their crazy brawl. The old lady turned away quickly and I assume went towards the lobby. Most likely she had intentions of telling hotel security.
"Bella!" I shouted over all their squabbling "You are going to get arrested if don't let her go right now; whatever you guys are arguing over isn't worth a night in jail." She released her after a couple of seconds of thought. Guess it may have been worth it to her. I shook my head at them.
Angela helped Jessica off the floor while trying to pull her away from still hyped up Alice." That's right Bitch you better walk on before I beat your ass again!" when did my sister become a gangster.
"Clam down 'Million Dollar baby'! Before we get kicked out instead of leaving on our own" I said as I guided her towards the exit.
"I still want to see the show I paid for." I simply pointed to the two VERY large men walking in our direction." Never mind lets go."
Once outside I asked them what the hell happened, talking more to the more collected Bella. At lease she was before I asked her what happened.
"That bitch has been trying to fuck you since ninth grade and I was fed up with it. If she wants to call me fat I'll show what my fat ass can do. Fuck her up that's what I can do. She couldn't say shit with my fat ass arm around her throat could she?" Ahh was that a real question? She was pacing back and forth and I was still very confused.
"She wants to know why you still love me! Because I know how to ride dick and she is a dead lay! That's right bitch I know about your fish out of water impressions Mike told me so!" she was yelling over my shoulder at the other girls as they got into a cab.
I was shocked by her behavior and her language this was crazy drunk Bella. She had to have been drinking to be acting like this. When and why did mike tell about her about him and Jessica's sex life? After they had pulled off I turned back to her with raised eyebrows." What the fuck Bella? What is really going on and why are you acting like one of those chicks on 'the house wives of wherever'?"
I needed to get to the bottom of this so I could get my Bella back….
BPOV
I couldn't believe that fucking whore! She was supposed to be my friend but she has been trying to fuck Edward since I've had him and when I didn't. I also cannot believe I let myself get that out of hand. I was seeing red and Alice had my back!
I was happy to have my friend back I just wish we bonded over something positive.
After I explained the confrontation to Edward he was less aggravated by mine and Alice's Behavior stating that if we could've kept quiet he would've let us keep fighting. Men!
We missed out on 'the blue man group' to all of our dismay. Once we were back at the hotel I didn't know what I should be doing. I still had little stuff in my room and I wanted to talk to Angela. I wasn't mad at her and I wanted her to know it.
I went up to Jessica and I's suite and opened the door to find them lying on the beds talking. When I opened the door Jessica jumped up." Bella! I am so sorry I just say some stupid shit sometimes and I am jealous that he would still want you after all this time."
I really shouldn't forgive her or trust her anymore she has proven time and time again that she was not a good friend but me being me…."Its fine Jess it just know how you really feel now and that I can't trust you with Edward."
"No Bella it's not like that I think you are gorgeous… inside and out that's why he still loves you. I'm an idiot!" I didn't respond I just wanted to move on with our trip we only had a few days left and I wanted to have a good time.
The Cullen's came up to our room and we tried to make plans to save our evening. "We could all go back to my place and hang out. I rarely have company and I have a nice entertainment system?"
I was suspect of having Jessica that close to his house but I figured he offered so I can't make him take it back now. Me and Edward and his sisters went over right away but gave Jessica and Angela the Address so they could meet us . Jess said she needed a shower and Angela choose to hung back and ride with her. Jessica didn't deserve Ang as a Friend.
About an hour later Jess and Ang Showed up at Edwards baring gifts of Booze and Pizza. They Made drinks for everyone except me I still wasn't sure about my situation and didn't want to be an irresponsible parent before I became one. I knew getting into a fight wasn't a good and I didn't want to add getting drunk on top of that.
We were having a good time playing The Michael Jackson' Experience on the Xbox. I was cracking up at Edwards's commitment to the character. He was Hilarious making the faces and gestures he looked like a fool and was having fun doing it. He thought he was Michael Jackson! He even moonwalked!
When Jessica came and sat next to me on the love seat I barely noticed her until she started talking. "Can I ask you something?" I nodded still laughing at Edward.
"What did you do to him? You know to Edward; you think you could show me some pointers? I know what Mike told you, I don't why he did but maybe you could help me." She asked with a raised eyebrows so I knew what she talking about.
I didn't know how to respond to that I shouldn't have ever said it even if he did tell me that. It was when he was trying to ask me out on a date and I asked about their on again off again relationship.
"I need booze to even begin to have this conversation with you."
"Well I'll be right back then." She stated with a smile "Anyone else?" Edward, Alice and Angela Nodded. He gave me a stern look after he did.
"Never mind jess, I could use just some juice on ice please."
After we drank our drinks I started to feel a little weird. I bushed if off as being tired and started my conversation. "Okay so whadda ya wanna know?"
My tongue felt stuck to the roof of my mouth.
"Just show me some moves to make me better." I turned to Edward who was wearing a strange expression on his face.
"Wha move should I show her babe?" he would know.
After a second of him staring into space he answered "The swirly hippy thingy. I fucking love that shit but Jessica probably can't do it right. She doesn't have any of the parts to make it sexy." He threw a wink at me and patted my ass as I giggled. He likes my fat ass.
I was about to use Edward as my model for my example when Alice interrupted our exchange." Let go to the strip club I'm sure they'll know better than Bella and we could all learn something new. "That's a great idea.
I was still feeling weird but I wanted to go, so we called a cab and headed over to a place that Edward knew about. During the ride over Edward told me he was feeling a little off also.
As the night wore on I felt like I was missing things that would happen.
I got a lap dance. Blank
I threw up in a plant. Blank
I made out with Angela. Blank
I made out with Edward and Angela. Blank
We got kicked out of a Casino. Blank
I stole a dog out of one of Edwards's neighbor's yard. Blank
I made out with Alice. Blank
I threw up in front of a Chapel. Blank
I broke the door to Edwards's bathroom . Blank
I woke up in his Bathtub which was half full with water, completely dressed and wearing a wedding ring. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!
