101 Attempts: Allen Goes For A Walk
Update: I changed my name to Orange Moon Goddess, so now whenever I abbreviate my name it will be "OMG" :)
Alright, so I lied. There are two more amusement themed chapters, but I want to post this non-related one first because I'm sick of writing that crap T_T Just two more chapters, then we move on.
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Allen loved to travel. When he wasn't being harassed by his master to pay his debts, or when he wasn't training, Allen used his free time to go on trips. He would go alone and sometimes bring back souvenirs for Timcanpy, his master's golem. Today was different however, because Allen was taking a trip to get away from his master, the man known as Cross Marian. Lately that man had been drinking more than usual and racking up more debt. Quite frankly, Allen was sick of it. In response, Allen packed his belongings and embarked on a long journey in the pursuit of peace.
He traveled to Egypt and saw the pyramids.
He watched a sunset in Brazil.
He woke up one morning in Japan.
He sat down at a nice cafe in France and ate his fill.
He tanned on a nude beach and didn't give a damn.
He flirted with cute girls in Italy...
... But one of them turned out to be a man,
Who wore a dress that was rather frilly.
So Allen left Italy,
And went to Sweden...
Only to be chased by men,
who thought he was of the opposite sex.
Allen fled to Germany,
But he did not know the language.
Then along came Timcanpy.
Allen tried to buy a train ticket to Carthage...
... But was caught by his master,
And dragged back to hell.
Allen wasn't going down without a fight though.
He broke free and ran,
Then he ran faster.
His master was a worthy foe,
Because he discovered Allen's weakness,
And slapped the tan
From the nude beach
Which was actually a sun burn.
Allen let out a screech,
Then Timcanpy took his turn.
The golem hit him on head,
And Allen's lights went dim.
When he came to, his face bled.
For Timcanpy had bitten him.
Debts were stacked on the bedside,
And Allen wished to hide
when he saw his master's angry face.
He asked for some space,
But Cross,
as always,
did not listen to him.
Allen was yelled at for leaving,
But he covered his ears
And ignored his master.
Thus, his stroll around the world had ended. It was a shame he didn't have a camera, because Cross's expression when shouting at him had been priceless. He could have made a lot of money off of that photo, and in fact he probably would have never had to worry about debts ever again. Allen sighed as he went over the bills his master (who was still screaming at him in the background like a woman) had built up in his absence. Then he face-palmed. He really should have brought a camera.
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A/N: That sure was one weird poem.
Attempt: Traveling.
Ruined by: They found him.
Anyways, that's my update that was meant for tomorrow. I'm posting early because I have something to do :O The other two chapters are ready so I don't have to worry about that. Please review- I promise I'll get back to you soon :)
Meanwhile… I can't tell if I'm hungry or full right now. My stomach is making this weird grumbling noise. I think I'm hungry?...
