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after this short chapter, this fic shall be on hold of a while. Why? Because I cannot think of anything else to write. How come I cannot think of anything else? Because I started to write another Inuyasha high school fic.

and if yoo peeps didn't read my AN in chapter 9, I said it the new fic I'm starting… will be a Sesshoumaru X Kagome and Sango X Miroku….and a lil bit of Ayame X Kouga. (don't yoo jus hate Ayame sumtimes? I sure do! Kouga deserves better!) and maybe others…

Domo arigatou to all of yoo who reviewed!

Disclaimer: Joey no owns…


Say Cheese and Laugh Your Ass off!

The next day after the whole "Inuyasha broke up with Kikyou" ordeal, everyone at school was talking, whispering, and even yelling about the silly break up.

"Is it true that Kikyou was rutting with Naraku?"

"Did Inuyasha really break it off with Kikyou?"

"Inuyasha's single again?"

"I heard Inuyasha broke up with Kikyou because one of his pins on his shirt 'popped' Kikyou's left boob!"

"Ahahahahahahahahaha!" Kagome laughed her ass off when she passed the person that said that comment. Kagome laughed so hard that she started to fall backwards, but luckily, Kouga had caught her.

"Calm down, Kagome-chan," Kouga said as he held the giggling girl.

"Ahaha! Her left boob popped! Aha!"

"Say cheese, Kouga!" Ginta yelled, and then he took a picture of his brother and his girl. "Picture perfect!" Ginta said as he looked at the screen of his cell phone.

"I wanna see!" Kagome got up and ran to Ginta. "I look like a dying horse! Cool!"

"Kouga, you have got one crazy girlfriend," Sesshoumaru said, as he stared at Kagome and the twins taking pictures of each others making wired faces.

"Yea, I know," Kouga said with a smile.

.:Ring:.

"C'mon people, it's time for Chemistry Class," Sango ordered her friends.

"Yes ma'm!" Rin and Kagome saluted.

"Left, right, left, right…."

Chem Lab

"Today, everybody was working on a lab dealing with chemicals! (Oh! Acids!)" The sensi said. "Won't this be fun? You'll be in groups of 4 or 5 and you'll be allowed to choose the people you work with. Don't forget to wear the goggles, gloves, and the lab coats. We don't want your contacts to melt onto your eye now, do we? And we don't want your faces to be all bubbly," she grinned a toothy grin. "Although, some of you would look better with a melted bubbly face."

"Cough, cough Kikyou! Cough, cough!" Kagome and Sango coughed and everybody in the room laughed, including the teacher.

"Now, get into your groups. The instructions are on the counters."

Kagome, Kouga, Ginta, and Inuyasha were in a group, and Sesshoumaru, Sango, Miroku and Hakkaku were another.

Ginta's group went to the counter and started putting on their safety stuff on. As they were getting their equipment ready, Kikyou came along and tapped Inuyasha on his shoulder.

"Hey Inu baby. Let's work together," she said and acted like nothing happened yesterday.

"Ahaha!" Kagome stared laughing again.

"What the hell are you laughing at?" Kikyou glared at the laughing girl.

"Left side went 'pop'! Ahahaha!"

"Weird ass girl," Kikyou started. "Anyways, let's go, Inu."

"Do I even know you?" Inuyasha asked with a hard, cold glare.

"I'm your girlfriend! How can you not remember me?"

"I don't have a girlfriend. And even if I did, she wouldn't be ugly and fat like someone here," Inuyasha said.

"You mean Higurashi?" Kikyou asked dumbly.

"I meant you! Man, you're ugly, fat, and stupid!" Inuyasha laughed.

"Pop! Ahaha!"

"Shut it, Higurashi!" Kikyou yelled, but Kagome didn't stop. "Inuyasha! How can you say that abut your girlfriend?"

"Like I said, I don't have a girlfriend. Now leave."

"But-"

"Hey! You want some sulfuric acid on your face?" Ginta and Kouga asked, as they held out a beaker of acid out to Kikyou. Kikyou glared at the two, then left.

"Hey come back! It would be good for that ugly face of yours!" Ginta said.

"Urusai!"

"We ere only trying to help!" Kouga laughed along with the rest of the people that heard them.

"So, what now?" Inuyasha asked, as he looked at his group.

"We try to…uh…" Ginta and Kagome pondered.

"We try to make this liquid turn from purple, to green," Kouga explained. The others mouthed their mouths into an "O" shape.

After a many tries, many chemicals mixing together, and one small puff of smoke rising from their beakers; the group finally got the purple colored liquid to turn green.

"Can we make the smoky one again?" Ginta asked, "It smelled like a barbequed steak," he said with drool dripping from the corner of his mouth.

"Did someone say steak?" Hakkaku asked.

"We made this smoky thingy that smelled like a nice juicy barbequed steak!"

"Really? Damn, I'm hungry now..."

"Well, it's almost lunch," Kouga said after he check the clock on the wall.

"Ahh! Someone help me!"

Everyone heard a shrieking scream and looked towards the owner of the horrid voice. The owner of the voice was none other than Kikyou, who was running around in circles.

"Help! I got this stuff on me!"

"Go in the shower!" Yura, one of Kikyou followers, said.

Kikyou wasted no time and ran to the shower in the corner of the Chem Lab. She pulled the cord and in one minute, 150 gallons of water poured onto her.

"Psst, Ginta!" Kagome said. "Let me borrow your cell."

Ginta knew what she wanted to do and smirked as he handed his cell over to her. Kagome then snuck outta the lab room.

"Take off your clothes," the sensi said in a bored voice.

"NANI!" Kikyou yelled.

"Look, the chemicals will stay in your clothes. Now, if you wanna have burns marks on your skin, then leave them on. If not, then start stripping."

Kikyou immediately started to strip in front if the whole class.

"Class, let's go outside. We don't wanna be scarred (sp?) for life, now do we?"

The class laughed as they made their way to the door and into the hallway. Kikyou was alone, in the Chem Lab, naked, with windows that had no binds and they were opened!

.:click, beep:.

"What was that?" Kikyou asked her self and looked around. She was too stupid to see a small rectangle shape at the window.

.:click, beep:.

"Who's there! Are you a ghost? Don't hurt me please! I'm too young and beautiful to die!"

.:giggles:.

Just then, the door opened and the sensi threw some clothes to Kikyou. Sensi had put on gloves on her hands and picked up Kikyou's clothing and placed them in a bag.

"Hey! Those are my clothes!" Kikyou yelled. "Give them back!"

"Sorry, but these clothes are to be burned. Too bad," the sensi said and left.

Kikyou growled, as she put on the clothes she was given. She went out to the hallways to find most of her classmates looking, laughing and pointing at her. They were laughing because she was wearing a shitty colored pants, a neon green tee with a pink pig, covered in mud, that said 'I love to eat!' in white, and red flip flops on her big feet.

"Looking good there, Miss Piggy!" Miroku and Rin called out.

"Hey Kikyou!" Kikyou turned around to face Kagome. "Say cheese!" Kagome yelled as she held out Ginta's cell.

.:click, beep:.

"Ahh! That was you!" Kikyou screamed.

"Yep! It was me!" Kagome smiled.

Kikyou made a move to strangle Kagome, but the lunch bell rang.

"Ah, lunch! I'm hungry! Toodles!" Kagome and the twins ran towards the cafeteria. The rest of the group followed them to the cafeteria, only to find the three heading outside.

"Hey guys!"

"Jak?" Kouga asked. "What are you doing here?"

"Everybody has the day off today. I thought I'd fix you guys a picnic," Jakotsu smile. Then, he saw Inuyasha. "Well, well, well..who might you be?" he purred.

"In-Inuyasha," Inuyasha said as he face became hotter.

"He's my half brother," Sesshoumaru told him.

"So that explains why he's so sexy!" Jakotsu grinned.

Inu POV- before he met Jak

The group and I followed the new chick and the twins to the cafeteria, only to see them heading outside. We found them sitting under a sakura tree on and black and white checkered picnic blanket with a guy. What the fuck? Am I blushing? I must be sick…I mean, he's a guy! And so am I!

'But he's cute,' the lil voice said in my head.

'What the hell? Are you that lil devil guy?' great, now I'm talking to myself.

'No, he's on vacation. So, who is he?'

'No idea.'

'He's kawaii,' I blushed again.

'Why the hell am I blushing? I'm supposed to like girls! You know the ones with the 2 big round things on their chest!'

'Who gives a fuck 'bout those? That guy has one hott ass!'

"Well, well, well..who might you be?" the guy asked me, with a purr.

"In-Inuyasha," I said with a blush. 'Holy hell!'

"He's my half brother," Sesshoumaru told him.

"So that explains why he's so sexy!" he said with a grin. Man…it's getting really hot here.

End of Inu's POV

"Inuyasha, you okay?" Sesshoumaru asked. "Your face is really red."

"I'm feeling really hot, I need something to drink," he answered.

"How about some ice-tea, Inuyasha?" Jakotsu asked.

"S-sure."


School had just ended and everybody was waiting for Kagome.

"You guys go ahead, I'll catch up in a minute," Kagome said. Her friends nodded and left to the parking lot.

"Hey, Kagome-chan."

"Huh? Oh, hey Yasha. What are you doing here?"

"I need help."

"Oh?" Kagome tilted her head to the left. "With what?"

"That guy at lunch."

"Jakotsu?"

"Yea, him."

"What about him?"

"It's not him…I think," Inuyasha paused. "It's just; I keep on ….blushing around him."

"Blushing?"

"Yea… I mean, hello! I'm a guy! He's a guy!"

"He's gay!" Kagome chirped.

"Nani!"

"He is."

"So, you saying I'm gay?"

"I dunno, are you?"

"N-no! I like gu-girls! You know, 'cause the got big boobs!"

"If you are gay, you and Jak would be soo kawaii together!"

"I'm not gay!"

"He'll take you out clubbing!"

"Hello!"

"And then you guys will go to the beach!"

"Kagome!"

"And you'll guys have a wedding!"

"What the fuck? Listen to me!"

"Nani, Inuyasha?"

"I'm not gay. You tell anyone that I am, I'll wring your neck and I'll drown your head in the toilet filled with shit and piss…" Inuyasha threaten.

"Whoa, calm down there buddy. I was only kidding."

"Good, you better-"

"INU BABY!"

"Huh?" Kagome and Inuyasha looked to see who called Inuyasha. It was Kikyou, still wearing the miss match clothing.

"Higurashi! Stay away from him!" Kikyou boomed.

"Don't you have a fucking appointment with Naraku?" Kagome asked, as she glared at the slut.

"Shut the hell up, Higurashi!" Then, in a sweet sugary voice she said: "C'mon Inu! You said you would take me out for ice cream!"

"I'm not your fucking boyfriend! Get the hell away from me!" Inuyasha yelled. "And if you eat anymore, you'll only get fatter, fatty."

"Hahaha!" Kagome laughed once again.

"Grrr…" Kikyou stormed away.

'C'mon, Kagome-chan. The others are waiting." Inuyasha said.

"Hahaha!"

"Kags?"

"Buwahahaha!"

"Ano..."

"Muahaha!"

"Kouga's having a make-out session with Miroku!"

"Nani! Inu, he's not literally gay like someone I know..."

"I aint gay damnit!"

"Could have fooled me, mutt-face," Kouga said, as he walked towards the two. "That are you guys still doing here? We're waiting forever here."

"Kikyou," they both answered. Then all of a sudden, Kagome started laughing.

"Bwahahahaha!"

"Ano, what wrong with Kagome, Inuyasha?"

"I dunno, ever since I told that Kikyou girl off, which was a few minutes ago, she just kept of laughing," Inuyasha said. "The only way she stopped was when I mentioned about you."

"Really?"

"Yup. Watch this," Inuyasha cleared his throat. "Kouga's walking down the hall, shirtless!"

Kagome's head snapped up. "Where!" she looked around only to find Inuyasha laughing and Kouga with a smirk on his face, shirt still clung to his upper body….damnit! "I-I mean…ano, let's get going! The others are waiting!" Kagome ran down the hall and out the doors and into the parking lot, before Kouga and Inuyasha had moved an inch.

"Kouga, you got on hell of a girl,"

"Yea, I know," Kouga smiled.


AN
just incase you guys didn't read the AN at the top. Read it now!

after this short chapter, this fic shall be on hold of a while. Why? Because I cannot think of anything else to write. How come I cannot think of anything else? Because I started to write another Inuyasha high school fic.

and if yoo peeps didn't read my AN in chapter 9, I said it the new fic I'm starting… will be a Sesshoumaru X Kagome and Sango X Miroku….and a lil bit of Ayame X Kouga. (don't yoo jus hate Ayame sumtimes? I sure do! Kouga deserves better!) and maybe others…