Hey guys~ Anyways... this chappie will be... interesting, very interesting in the end. I hope you enjoy~

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Clock Tower

"So, where is Ariella?" White asked Nightmare. Nightmare froze. He looked at them nervously.

"Well…Hehe, Ace took her…" Nightmare answered sheepishly. Black did an epic face palm while White shook his head.

"How the fuck are we gonna start the plan when we don't even know where she is?!" Black hissed. White pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Calm down, Black. Now Nightmare, when will they be back?"

"… I don't know…"

"GOD DAMMIT, YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!" Black roared in outrage. Nightmare sweat dropped.

"Don't worry, they'll be back. And when they are, we can start our plan!" Nightmare exclaimed, enthusiastically. Black finally simmered down a bit.

"If she's with Ace, doesn't that mean…" White trailed off. Black and Nightmare's eyes widened in realization.

"Oh shit…"

Ace

He was freaking out. He's been trying to wake Ariella up for how long? Maybe like thirty time periods? He was worried ever since she passed out on him.

"Please…" He whimpered. This was the first time Ace seemed pathetic. He sighed, clearly tired, he looked up at the sky. It was already night time. He started to set up the tent, shooting glances at the girl and walked inside the tent. He placed themselves in a sleeping bag and snuggled her to his chest.

Gray

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET HER GET TAKEN AWAY BY THAT RAPIST?!" He could hear Black's booming voice say through the door. Gray and Julius were staring at the door in confusion and interest. They've been there ever since they walked in the room! First they were talking, but the voices were muffled so he couldn't understand it. Then, they started to yell at each other. Well, mostly Black Nightmare. White was trying to calm them down (Which was an epic fail by the way.)

"I FORGOT ABOUT ACE'S RAPING ISSUES OKAY!" Nightmare's voice countered back.

"YOU DAMN INCUBUS!" Black roared again for the millionth time. There was a loud crash. Julius walked to the door, putting his ear to it.

"I don't hear anything anymore…" He muttered. Gray scrunched his eyebrows together.

"Maybe you should open it?" Gray suggested. Julius did just that. When he opened the door his eyes went wide.

"… Oh my…" He whispered in horror. Gray raised an eyebrow.

"What is it?" He asked, walking towards him and the door. What he saw completely left him speechless.

Black and Nightmare were on the floor. Black on top of Nightmare. Black's lips smashed against Nightmare's. Both of their eyes were wide, utterly mortified. White's jaw dropped, same for Julius and Gray.

"…" No one spoke. Then it happened.

*Flash!*

Gray, Julius, and White looked at the direction of the flash which came from the window. Outside of the window was Boris, hold a camera and smiling mischievously. Black and Nightmare quickly got off each other and started to rub their lips furiously with their sleeves. Thankfully for Boris, the two 'lovers' didn't see the flash or noticed him out the window. He quickly got down from the tree he was on and probably ran to the Amusement Park.

"Oh god… Oh god… oh god…" Black muttered horrifically. He stood up and ran to the bathroom. White ran after him.

"Black put the bleach down!" White's voice said.

"My lips were raped by the incubus's lips! LET ME DIE!" Black screamed. Gray looked back at Nightmare who was barfing in the corner of the room.

"Oh my god! *Blegh!* He kissed me- *Blegh!*" He said between barfs.

Well people, Black and Nightmare will surely remember this moment because Boris is definitely going to go around and show everyone in Wonderland the picture of the two gaylords.

Or… he can use that picture for blackmail.


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Okay guys, I can't use Microsoft Office Word 2007 now because it said that I need a product key and I can't find it... My dad is the only one who can help but he's not here now... so luckily I made some chapter before this unfortunate event happened... Sorry guys :(