Hi there! I have vacation now so I'm free to write. Yay!

I disclaim ALL rights. I only own Paige, Marik, and Ryan. Oh yeah, and the plot.

Read & Review please!

"Na na na na na na, na na na na na na"

"Paige, stop humming the theme song. It's getting annoying." Phill said, pulling down his hat to cover his eyes.

The whole camera crew was tired since they found out Cody had been mauled by a bear and Paige, while Chris was freaked out by the fact he might get sued for letting it happen.

"Shut it, Philloctethes."

"That's not my name. And stop using that silly Hercules name."

"All right Pegasus."

Phill smiled for he was a fan of mythological creatures. Marik yawned. "I'm off to bed gays and guys, tomorrow's gonna be good."

"Oh, you know the challenge?" Paige asked, pulling out here notebook.

"I'm not going to spoil it, you'll have to wait." Marik got up, stretched out and got to his tent, with Phill following.

Paige got also up and went into the trailer.

Coming in, she got one of the greatest shocks in her life.

Because on Chris' part of the trailer, on his bed, was Chris, relaxing or sleeping, in a bathrobe revealing his muscular chest, with cucumbers on his eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Needless to say, Paige was sleeping that night in foetal position. (A/N: Was she actually sleeping at all?)

-

THEME SONG TIME

Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine

(Paige is kicking Chris out of his chair)

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be

(Paige is swimming in the lake and gets up to the surface, starts to choke because of Owen's gass bells causing Geoff and Bridgette to freak out)

Now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be

Famous

(Paige bites DJ and falls off when he runs away screaming)

I wanna live close to the sun

Come pack your bags cuz' I already won

(Paige is on the log, laughing at Harold, LeShawna and Heather, then gets smacked away by Izzy)

I'll get there one day

(Paige pops out of Chef's bow wearing a snorkel)
'Cause I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous

(Paige gets out of the lake, soaking wet, but Beth's accidently set Paige hair on fire. Paige screams and jumps back into the lake)
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous

(Paige stands next to a grinning Chris, and she is blushing a bit and looking away from him)

-

"Good morning campers!" Chris said, with his blinding smile. The remaining 14 campers were standing across of Chris and a very annoyed Paige.

"Today's challenge will test your mind, your teamwork and your skills in the kitchen.

You'll be cooking a three-course meal and will serve it to me, and my lovely assistant for tasting." Chris pulled an arm around Paige and drew her close, causing Paige to pull the 'I DO NOT WANT' face and push him away.

"Ow! The winner's getting a reward, the losers will send somebody home. Every team will choose a head chef to create the theme and oversee the cooking. To cook, you need ingredients."

A truck drove back on land from the lake, causing the campers to look in horror.

Geoff opened the back of the truck. "We could do a killer Italian theme!"

"Hello head chef," Duncan replied.

Paige smiled at the good teamwork and frowned immediately when she heard Heather yell

"Head Chef calls it!"

She grabbed Heather's arm and dragged her out of hear sight.

"Tell me raven hair, are you always so terrible or are it my eyes?"

"What in earth are you blabbing about you insane psycho freak?" Heather snapped.

"You give Asian people a bad name, you know? Really." Paige sighed and pushed Heather forwards to her team causing her to trip.

"Ouch! You stupid redhead!" Heather scolded.

Paige's eyes started to flame and steam was coming out of her nose and ears when she punched Heather to the ground.

"Say it again and you've spent the last day on the island here." Paige walked away coldly, leaving Heather behind, whining and yelling.

-

Meanwhile, Harold was missing his pants. Probably because Duncan, Geoff and DJ pulled a prank on him, but he didn't know so he was just missing his pants.

Paige hopped into the kitchen, noticing that Harold was missing.

"It smells great, Bass! I'm here to tell you got 4,5 hours left. Good luck!"

Bridgette gave a thumb up as Geoff spoke "You and Chris are gonna lòve it!" with a cheesy grin.

"Just cook, head Geoff." Paige muttered and got to the Gophers who were yelling, screaming and cursing at each other.

"I'm allergic to pineapples!" LeShawna yelled.

"So? You go chop it and don't you quit before we win!" Heather yelled back.

They suddenly noticed Paige, in the door opening.

"4,5 hours to go, girls. By the way, where did Elvis go to?"

"He's got a concussion, so he's out." Beth spoke softly, trying to not piss Heather off.

"You know, if you pull away the E and the H in Heather, you get hater" Paige playfully announced, and disappeared.

Confession cam

Heather: Grah! I'll get her someday! She's gonna pay, you know how long I've spent camouflaging that spot on my face? It will take weeks before it's fully gone!"

-

The Bass were grinning and chucking because Harold appeared in the kitchen… wearing a red string-like underpants.

"It's the only thing I have left," he spoke dramatically before he continued "So if you wanna fight, come on."

Suddenly, Chris and Paige appeared in the door opening at the same time.

"Hi guys!" Paige chirped.

Chris' eyes fell on Harold's behind. "GAH! Harold!"

Paige followed his gaze and began to scream "MY EYES!! MY EYES!! They burn!" and ran away.

"You got three hours left, team." Chris casually added, and walked away.

A little while later

"Dude, you have to put some more clothes on," Geoff said. "It's unhygienic to cook in something so… small." The Geoff and the others snickered.

"Well give me back my pants then!" Harold said, getting tired of it.

"He's right guys," Duncan replied. "If you go now back to the cabin, there's a clean pants and shorts waiting for you."

Harold ran away happily, while Bridgette was shaking her head in annoyance.

-

Some hours later, the dinner was ready. And Paige was forced to sit next to Satan- CHRIS and eat it.

Beth put her little statue on the table. "Your meal is coming right up, Sir and Madam."

Geoff lightened up a candelabra. "Back in a sec with your meal dudes! I mean, Sir and Ma'am."

-

Chris and Paige were chewing on the anti pesto and Chris gave a thumb up.

"Your anti pesto passed the testo!"

Paige elbowed him. "You know it's impolite to speak with your mouth full of food."

Chris frowned but a grin creped on the host's face. "Ya wanna find out if my mouth is empty?" (A/N: I mean he suggests her to kiss him… that's all! This is not a M+ story! XD)

Paige slapped him and drummed with her fingers on the table, waiting impatiently for the next course. Her head was leaning on her palm, and her elbow on the table.

The next course was spaghetti; very Lady and Tramp-like.

Paige's eyes grew big but she grabbed the fork and shoved the spaghetti in her mouth.

So did Chris, and the Bass' saw that they were chewing on the same dread, and their heads got closer and closer… And their lips met.

For a second.

Paige dropped out of her chair, and the Killer Bass couldn't stop laughing.

"Well that's 15 points for the Killer Bass," Chris managed to say. "How will the Screaming Gophers respond?"

LeShawna pointed her arms to the kitchen, but went into it to look as Owen didn't come out.

"TELL ME, YOU DID NOT JUST EAT THAT ENITRE COURSE!!" And Owen came out, with ribs juice on his tee, holding the plate with the bones.

"Yeah, this looks like it's been… eaten." Chris commented, pointing to it.

Paige crawled back onto her chair and started laughing.

"Not all of it. There's some left on that bone.. over there."

"Oh my gosh, hahaha! You can have it, Chris!" Paige managed to say and leaned with her head on Chris' shoulder for laughing.

"You know what, I had worse! Two points!" Chris spoke as he finished it.

"But, the Bass are on the lead with 15 points against two."

-

The desert from Courtney and Paige wasn't as cute as they were as a couple.

"He digs you, girl!" Paige whispered, with her mouth half full."

"Look who's talking," Courtney snapped back when she looked at Chris.

Paige swallowed the desert and got roughly up, causing the chair to fall.

"Uh-oh.." Lindsay muttered.

"You are damn lucky I don't have big influence here, or else I'd kick you right here and now from this BLEEP-ed Island!"

"Whoo-hoo! Chick fight!" Duncan cheered, but stopped when Courtney and Paige were glaring daggers at him.

"You take it back!" Courtney yelled as the tackled Paige and pulled at her hair.

"No, YOU take it back pole butt!" Paige screamed.

Duncan grabbed Courtney and pulled her off Paige, when Paige was helped up on her feet by Chris.

"You play nice or I'll hide your PJ's." Chris whispered in her ear, causing Paige to gasp.

"Well, time for desert of the Gophers!"

-

"And this looks like a winner!" Chris poked with his fork the pie, and it disappeared in smoke, causing Paige to laugh again.

"Ooooh, that's not good." LeShawna commented.

Chris still ate it, and started coughing and choking, causing Paige to only laugh harder.

"Hang on there!" Owen said and started to do the Heimlich.

Chris spitted the burnt piece of cake out, and it landed in Paige's bra, who started to scream.

"Yes!! Got it!" Owen cheered.

"Eeeww…" Beth spoke softly.

"What the heck is this?" Chris asked.

"It's Heather's recipe." Lindsay answered. "Oh my gosh! She's still in the fridge!" She ran away and Paige finally got the chewed piece of burnt pie out of her bra.

"I think I'm gonna order noodles." Paige said dryly, then got up and got out of the building.-

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Confession Cam

Chris (counts on fingers): Ordering the food: $67. My lawyers: $2300. Watching that crappy burnt pie disappear in Paige's cleavage: PRICELESS, ha-ha."