Sonic's………………LOST!

Chapter 10: Swimming! Part 1

WARNING: A very improper word will be used at some point in this story! Avert the eyes of children! DO IT NOW!

Mighty, Espio, Vector, Ray, Charmy, Bean and Shadow were quietly sitting on the beach, bored out of their minds. Mighty was busy working with dumbbells, while Espio read over the same Naruto volume for the fifth time, while Vector listened to some music, while Ray looked over some photos he had taken of Tikal, while Charmy read a book, while Bean sniffed gun powder, while Shadow sharpened his knife. After a few minutes of their mundane tasks Espio said" This sucks."

"Yeah," Charmy agreed" If I had known being on an island would be so boring I would have committed suicide when I was distraught enough to."

"When was that?" Vector asked.

"First to Second chapter……… Possibly Third."

Mighty sighed as he tossed his dumbbells away, saying" Well this shows how dependent we are on our advanced technology to entertain us."

"Only because it kicks so much ass!" Ray said defensively.

"Well, what should we do?" Espio queried then went to thinking, which the others followed suit.

After a few minutes passed Vector said" I know! We could……………no, wait. We need gentiles to do that."

"We could beat up Tails!" Charmy suggested to which the others shook their heads.

"We already do that and it's not fun anymore." Espio emotionlessly replied" There's only so many times you can watch a guy bleed and cry, and then it's boring."

"We could kill Sonic." Shadow said, only to meet the annoyed stares of the others.

"You ALWAYS say we should kill Sonic!" Mighty yelled at the insane hedgehog" Even when we already ARE doing something!"

"I don't know………." Espio said as he stroked his chin" Killing someone would be interesting……."

Quickly ignoring Espio, Ray said" We could try to get Tikal to love me!"

"Though that would present us some interesting scenes I see no reason to try to do the impossible." Mighty said as he threw a rock out into the ocean" Besides, Tikal has the hots for Shadow."

"Say what?" Both Ray and Shadow said, looking up from what they were doing.

"I KNOW!" Bean yelled as he jumped into the air and started to do a dance, effectively defying gravity." I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!"

"THEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL US!" Espio yelled over Bean's screaming.

Bean quickly dashed to the ground and ran over to the edge of the tide looked out at the sea and said" We should go swimming! I mean, we have all this water and do nothing with it! I say we pull of our clothes and go skinny dipping!" However Bean was surprised to see the unimpressed and apprehensive looks on his friends faces.

"We would go swimming, Bean," Vector said as he eyed the water" but you know why we can't-"

"Fo'get you then!" Bean said as he prepared to jump into the water"I ain't a sissy boy!" Bean carefully looked to the tide, aligned himself just right then made to jump in. But right as he lifted an inch off of the ground a Giant Sea Serpent shot its head out of the water, latched onto Bean with its teeth and then proceeded to wildly shake the crazy duck high above the ocean.

"We can't because of the Sea Serpents." All of the guys said as Bean tossed a bomb down the monsters throat and flew back onto the beach.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?" Bean screamed, while struggling to breathe.

"We thought you already knew." Espio said as he poked Bean in the head with a stick," We figured everyone knew after the first time we encountered those things." leading right into a flashback.

(Flashback to random time in the past)

As the soft, warm air of the ocean breeze passed by Cream quietly sat on the beach, licking a lollipop intently. Happily enjoying her treat she was unaware of all going on around herself. Until, that is, a Giant Sea Serpents head landed next to her, gushing blood all over her due to having its head having been cut off. As she screamed the way someone traumatized for life would Omega was flying high above in the sky, upper cutting another one of the creatures.

"IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?" Omega yelled as he quickly drop kicked the snake back into the ocean. Six others roared, and then charged at him, to which he said" OH YEAH? TAKE SOME OF THIS!" then started firing rockets, fireballs and machinegun bullets from his arms.

"Shadow!" Sonic shouted as he looked back from running to the jungle" Come over here quick! We have to get out of the line of fire!"

Shadow however, had a look of pure insanity on his face, obviously intent on killing Sonic when he got to him. As he did his best to avoid missiles and bullets, Shadow said" Stay right there Sonic! I'm going to kill you so hard, your grandchildren won't exist! I'm going to take this knife and stab it down your-" but was cut off as the head of a Sea Serpent crushed him.

"HOO! HAA! JIMCU! BOWEY! KRUIX!" Omega yelled as he kicked, shot, punched, slammed, charged and castrated every Sea Serpent around him. However, no matter how many of them he defeated there seemed to be more" DAMMIT! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HYDRA BEAST OF DRECAHN 6! NO MATTER HOW MANY HEADS ARE CUT OFF, TWO TAKES ITS PLACE!" As the beasts closed in he thought for a moment, then said" SO I'LL HAVE TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE BODY!"

Suddenly every type of weapon imaginable came out of Omegas body, each ready to fire. As the last weapon, a paddleball toy, came out of his forehead Omega said" EAT THIS!"

To sum up what happened next, all of the ocean that you could see from the island was engulfed in a hail of fire, electricity, bullets, explosions, radioactivity, explosions, knifes, explosions, blood and oh yeah, explosions. As some of the bombs hit the island Ray was shot high into the air and yelled" HOLY CHRIST OF HALLOWEEN!"

After the genocide of all life less than 2 miles deep underwater Omega breathed heavily (if that is even possible for a robot), having used all the abilities he was capable of. Looking over the ocean, which was now pitch black in color, Omega turned to the barely living stars of the series, saying" I HAVE DEFEATED THE OCEAN SNAKES! PRAISE OMEGA! PRAISE ME NOW!" However, the looks on their faces turned from anguish to fear as they stared behind Omega.

" What?" He asked as he turned around, only to find himself face to face with a Sea Serpent 10 times the size of all the others, with a growing number of normal ones popping out of the ocean behind it. As he watched the Sea Serpents smirk at the current situation Omega said"……………………………Shit…………….."

(The Present, Aka: Boring Time)

"See?" Espio said as they looked from the screen the flashback was shown on.

"I thought that was a movie." Bean replied, visibly annoying the others.

"Bean, there is NO way we could play a movie here!" Mighty said" We don't even have any electricity!"

"There is Zach." Charmy said as he pointed to the lynx, who was busy giving Tails an electric noggie.

"Please! That guy doesn't give any of us squat!"

Bean, who hadn't been listening to anything they had been talking about, said" The movie kinda sucked, but I give it a thumbs up in realism."

"That's because it was real!" Mighty said, becoming even more annoyed by the duck" Are you even listening?"

"But it gets a MAJOR thumbs down when it comes to acting!" Bean thought out loud, making a thumbs down motion" Especially that Armadillo guy and that yellow monkey boy."

Mighty made as if he was going to say something then stopped, stared hard at Bean and said to Shadow"……………………….. Give me your knife."

"No way!" Shadow replied as he tested its sharpness on his own finger" I'll never know when the chance to kill Sonic comes-"

" GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN KNIFE NOW, YOU B$$$H, BEFORE I TEAR OUT YOUR INTESTINES WITH MY BEAR HANDS!" Mighty shouted, to which Shadow quickly gave him the knife, obviously very scared. As Mighty turned to Bean, he saw that the duck had already gotten a head start, then followed, yelling" GET BACK HERE!"

"HELP!" Bean screamed as Mighty chased him threw the whole camp and then into the jungle, both disappearing.

The other five silently watched after the two until Vector said"……………..He's REALLY pissed."

"I guess.…God damn!" Shadow replied.

"What's going on around here?" Nack asked as he walked over, followed by Bark, Rouge and Amy.

"Bean insulted Mighty, so he took Shadows knife and chased him into the jungle." Ray bluntly stated.

"OH NO!" Amy cried as the others silently took the news in" We've got to help him!"

"…………….Bean." Nack said as he slowly stroked his chin" Hmmm………….Save Bean?...Hmmmm….."

"What are you waiting for? We have to go help him!" Amy continued to cry.

"I'm thinking of the best way to handle this!" Nack replied, then went back to thinking" Hmmm………. We have to save someone, but at the same time that person is Bean………Hmmm…………..Bean………….Live or not?...Hmmm…………….Uh,…………What do you think Bark?"

"If we let Bean die we'll be down one person, plus he's kind of a source of comic relief." Bark said as he thought for Nack" But Bean is also annoying as hell and we all kind of provide comic relief…………………….I'm stumped……"

"What do you think we should do?" Nack asked Tikal, who happened to be walking past.

"Just save him!" She said, annoyed that they were too stupid to just think of it themselves" If you don't we'll have no plot next chapter!"

"Then it's settled! We WILL go save Bean!" Nack said, then started pointing at random people" Espio, you come! You'll provide some mean spirited comments, plus the fan girls love you!"

"Naturally." Espio replied.

"Ray, you come, because your idiocy will provide some humor incase Bean is now dead!"

"Ready for duty, Captain Nemo!" Ray saluted.

"Tikal, you come so we can-"

"Didn't we do something like this before?" Bark asked as he tapped Nacks shoulder" I don't think the fans will like-"

"Fine then!" Nack said as he waved at the group" Everybody, just come on!" then lead them after Mighty and Bean.

To be Continued……..lame……….

There you guys go. New chapter. Kinda small, but if you don't like it you can blow yourself………………..Didn't really mean that……………. Not much to say. Take what you get. I'm out. DarkKD-……..Oh, what's the point?...