I could not totally believe who I could see in Sovnguard… it wos…


ALDUIN!

"Aren't you meant to be DEAD!?" I totally asked, astonish.

"I reloaded a saved game!" he laughed muhahahahahha

"Do not laugh at me, im Hildreannaleena, and im fashionable, there's nothing wrong with my cute designer dress that im wearing." I wasn't wearing heels though, because those are totes impractical for battle.

"I'm not laughing at your designer dress, I'm laughing because I'm evil," he totally explained.

I totally looked at my designer boots, they were warm and could make me run and jump rly fast n high in the totally air. I kicked him in the totally face with my designer boots. He burst into totally tears.

"Don't do anything else evil," I warnt.

"TOO LATE! MUAHAHA, I'M YOUR CLONE!" he totally transformed into Vildreannaleena.

"why are you copying me? I know im rly beautiful and whatknot, but other ppl can be beautiful too without copying me."

Alduin totally transformed back into his original dragen form. "Am I beautiful?" he totally asked, looking longingly into the front totally camera of his totes iphone 5s, I mean iphone 4, that was new in 2011 wasn't it?

"Um," I took in him totally ugly scales that weren't at all designer, and his red eyes. "No."

He glared at me, lookin like he was abowt to go YOLO TOR SHOL! But he didn't. "

"Wate, but you could be beaituful if you followed these fashion tips. Ok, first of all use this designer scale polish, it makes your scales totes sparkle, totally Odahviing recamended this to me. Speaking of hoom, you need some totally designer outfits. Hm, try this Volkswagen jacket, theyre the best jacket makin company. And some designer pants by nintendo." He put them on, and looked instantly 10x better, but there wos still rume for improvement. "Hm, what about some claw polish! Use some red – wait no, that's the colour of blood and will make you look murderer. What about totally pink?"

"No that's for oddahviing, hes a loser."

I totally angried. "ODAHVING IS NOT A LOSER! YOU'RE THE ONE WH ODIED LIKE 50 TIMES!" I angry said. "Im helping you become fashionable and what do you do to totes repay me? Insalt my best friend?"

"im sorry totally apologized Alduin."

"Did you know that my totes bestie Rikke died because of you?"

"No I didn't." I turnt around, it was totally Rikke! She must have loaded a saved game too! I was so relief, I had missed her so much. I gave her a totally huge hug.

"Where have you BIN?"

"I was doing my makeup."

"For like 3 months?"

"yeah I couldn't get my winged eyeliner right. But look at it now, it's like totes perfs."

Suddenly alduin totally sneezed, he had the dragon cold, and fire burnt off Rikke's eyeliner. "NOOOOO!" she wailed. "that took me 3 totally months!" she ran off again to fix her totally eyeliner.

Alduin apopogised.

"why did you whelpnap Odahviing?" I asked curious.

"becaue I wanted to learn his fashion secrets. But now ive learnt them off you, so I can free him!"

I totally followed Alduin into the tall tower in him house, which seemed like a totally strange place to hold a dragon since they can fly, but whatevs. I could see Odahviing, he was sitting down reading a totally book called Dragon Age High by a really cool author that we all like called Reenava. Alduin didn't even insult him by calling him a nerd, which I thort was totally impressive.

"would u like to see my book collection hildreannaleena?" he asked polite.

"yes please," I nodded agree and happy.

He had lots of books that were hard to read. I dident even know Alduin could read, he wos normally rly dumb and wagged Dovahzul class. "ive been reading since I finished totally school," he wos one year oldar than me so he was already done. Well actually he was like 20000 years older than me but he was in the year above anyway. "This is my favorite book, it's by Maximsk, he's my favourite author."

"Omg cool, im a fan of him too."

Sudden the door burst open. It wos a super big door becos drgons are big. It wos… odaving, wearing daedric armour.

"I DON'T WANT TO BE A CROSSDRESSER DRAGON ANYMORE!" he bellowed. "I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FASHION OUTFITS!" sudden he got all his fashion outfits and threw them on the ground, and burnt them with him totally dragon shout!

"Odahviing, whats wrong with you?"

He sudden cast the frost breath spell, FO KRAH DIIN!

I yikesed, but I didn't hide becos I am totally brave. Alduin was scared so he tried to hide behind totes me, even tho he was in dragon form so he was bigger than me, so it didn't excatly work. I got frozen I was a totally statue!


Alduin pov –

Oh my totes nein devines, Hildreannaleena had been frozen, and it was all my fault. I should have totally taken that frost spell, I was less important than her because she was totally an ancient magical dragon princess with lots of power who was flawless. She cud defeat evilviing (evil odahviing) but I dident know if I could. Ok, odahviing, I mean alduin, you gotta be brave, I told myself.

"Odahviin,g im totes sorry for bullying you in totes hi skewl!"

"I DON'T CARE!" he totallied and shouted dragon shouts at me. Then he flew away anger, HE HAD STATUE HILDREANNALEENA! I saw a totally fashionable skirt on the ground which I put on. It looksed so good on me, I,m a beautiful dragon thanks to hildreannaleena.

"I will free you," I vowed, taking one last look in the mirror at my fashion outfit. I had totally black scales, they were designer, and my red eyes were also designer. Characters in stories like these always look in the mirror to describe their appearance, becos no one knows what they look like in a story until they look in the totally mirror.

I totally jumped out the window and spread my beautiful designer black wings, which I had also seen in the mirror but forgot to describe. I couldn't find Odahviing, even putting him as my totally quest marker didn't work.

I sat on a rock outside my house looking despair. My totes dad, Akatosh, came up to me. "What's totally wrong, sun?" he asked.

"I'm looking for Odahviing."

"Did you reconcile with him? That's nice of you, especially after he was so mean to you," he sed. I felt bad becos Odahviing ahdnt really been mean to me, I had lied to my totes dad so he would feel symphony for me and not get angry when I totes bullied Odahviing. OMG I FELT SO BAD. I had to fix this sitchooashen!