Haha~… Ashamed, ashamed, ashamed and ashamed, I'm so sorry. I have been doing stuff… teaching stuff and man it's so hard to do visual aids. It takes too much time and I'm lazy my goodness! And I only had this very time to finish this chapter and post it and I mean literally this time only… =_="

Oh and before anything else happens please do read my note at the bottom. I thank you so much

Warning: OOCness

Multiple pairings are seen in this chapter X)

-Enjoy~!

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Chapter 11: It was the heat

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"Let's go to the beach!"

"Eh?"

"I said, let's go to the beach!"

"Why?"

"To relax, what else?"

Tsuna made a deadpan look. The beach really is a great place to relax but why in the world would they go to the beach in a critical time such as this? The brunet was hesitant to take up the offer. It is really a great excuse to run away from you know… paperworks, destruction, paperworks, his handful guardians, paperwork and paperwork. But alas, work needs to go first before relaxation. So, he declined the kind offer.

Giotto sighed and went elsewhere.

The brunet went back to signing the wretched papers. He immediately regretted the action he had done. The more he thought of the beach the more impatient he had become. Frustration welled up in him as he continued to sign the papers. Signing faster and faster, the pen he was using snapped into two.

"Maybe I should reconsider the offer…" Tsuna said to himself, as if convincing himself to go for the bait. "Yes, I should do that…" The brunet stood up and went for the door. But before he could reach the door someone else entered the place.

"Ah! 10-year Hibari-san! What are you doing here?! Did you get hit by the bazooka? How long have you been in this time? WAIT! Who fired the bazooka at you?" Tsuna continued with his relentless interrogation but his blabbering was seized when the Skylark said a cold "Shut up"

The two remained in an awkward silence. Tsuna returned to his seat and continued to sign—thinking that the 10-year Hibari-san would bite him to death if he tries to escape his work.

Hibari stalked over to the brunet. He watched intensely to how Tsuna works—fully aware that his young boss was squirming a bit from his stare.

"Err… Hibari…san, could you uhh…" Tsuna wasn't sure what to say. Hibari-san was not much of a talker according to the brunet's dictionary. "—MMPH!" rough lips collided with his. The kiss wasn't long as the owner of those lips pulled back after a few seconds.

"HIIIEEE! HIBARI-SAN WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Tsuna exclaimed.

"No exact reason." Was Hibari's prompt reply. The former prefect went in between the brunet and his desk work. Hibari loosened his tie and stared intently at the brunet before licking his lips in a predatory manner.

"Hi-Hibari-san, what are you trying to do exactly..?" Tsuna stuttered out but in a blink of an eye Hibari morphed into a pineapple head named Mukuro. "HIIEEE! MUKURO! IT WAS ALL YOU'RE DOING?!" The brunet shouted, clutching the sides of his head.

"Kufufu, who knows?" The pineapple head replied non-chalantly before deviously licking his lips. Tsuna sunk even more into his seat as the man leaned forward. The brunet shut his eyes tightly, not knowing what was going to happen next.

Nothing happened. He slowly opened one eye then after fully opening one eye; both eyes popped out and made a comical spit take.

What in the world is happening~!?... Was Tsuna's thought. His eyes were in full spin—super confused in just what was really happening—because Mukuro just reverted to a blushing Chrome with a frilly apron at hand.

"B…Bossu… please wear this!" The eye patched girl demanded, shoving the frilly apron on the brunet's face.

"AAAHHH! CHROME! IS MUKURO FORCING YOU TO DO THIS?!" Tsuna immediately said back, pushing the apron away from his face. He had his face redder than a ripe tomato—all thanks to the apron (and imagination if you might add).

In a blink of an eye, Tsuna was wearing the frilly (orange) apron… and nothing else.

"HIIEEEE! CHROME WHAT DID YOU DO?! GO AND GET MUKURO RIGHT NOW!" Tsuna demanded, pressing his arms onto his body—feeling self-conscious. "I KNOW HE'S JUST USING YOUR BODY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME—eh?!"

Chrome morphed into a certain auburn haired girl, Kyoko. She was crying her heart out as she stared disbelievingly at the brunet.

A bead of sweat rolled down the cheek of Tsuna and pressed his back against his seat, "K-Kyoko…chan..?"

"Tsu…Tsuna-kun… I don't believe it…"

"Believe what..?" Said Tsuna followed by an audible gulp.

"You and Hibari-sempai are having an affair!"

"WHA—?!" Tsuna was rendered dumbstruck.

"And you didn't even bother telling me about it!" Kyoko added.

"NANI~~?!" Tsuna clutched the sides of his head. And once again, he had his eyes spinning in confusion.

Me and Hibari-san is having an affair? When did that happen?! Kami-sama (God) why did you do this to me?!

Kyoko, who had her eyes still pouring out tears added, "HARU AND I COULD'VE SQUEALED ABOUT THE THOUGHT!" she yelled. She 'hmph-ed' and turned around and continued to cry.

Tsuna turned into a poorly drawn character 'That was the REASON you're crying?!' He mentally complained. He immediately flinched when Kyoko turned around to his direction. The brunet had his eyes and brows twitching in confusion and slowly pushed the leather chair he was sitting on backwards (Yes. It has wheels and it can turn round and round). Completely forgetting his outfit, he spread his legs apart with his hands clenching the free space of the chair between his legs.

"K-Kyoko-chan… let's talk about this okay..?" Being ignored, Kyoko got a handkerchief out of nowhere and a spot light came onto her, "That's right… Vongola Decimo and Sasagawa Kyoko was married and bound together… but what is this?! Decimo was not really in love with the said girl! Instead, he uses the girl to make Hibari-sempai jealous!" At that, sparkles and rose petals suddenly fell down with a nice wind effect. One hand with her palm facing out, touched her forehead and that dramatic 'one-tear sparkle' effect then more rose petals flooded through—which made Tsuna choke.

"I COULD'VE MADE MY PERFECT FANFICTION~!" Kyoko said as her voice echoes through the room—which somehow changed into a cliff scene with waves dramatically splashing against it.

The brunet rubbed his eyes a few times—hoping that it was only illusions—and what do you know? I really was an illusion as the cliff scene reverted back to his office.

Someone must be messing with my mind! I just know it! Just you wait Mukuro. I'll be hunting you down when I get out of these illusions of yours!

After mentally accusing a certain someone, his eyes popped out yet again as he felt a pair of rough hands go under his apron, making it as a reminder that he was barely clothed at the moment. Before those hands went further down, Tsuna grabbed them and was about to toss—"HIIIIEEEE! I RIPPED HIS ARM!" The brunet suddenly exclaimed.

He fretted over the ripped arm (regardless of the fact that IT IS NOT BLEEDING!) "What should I do?! What should I do?! What should I do?!" Getting hysterical of his previous action, he stared with panicked eyes. That was practically the only time when lightning stuck his head… It was a mannequin arm.

Stupid, stupid, stupid

He closed his eyes and slowly turned around to face the culprit of that prank. Tsuna raised his arm with the mannequin arm, threateningly opened his eye and "HAAA!" He smacked the head of the person responsible of the act, full force. He tilted his head in a snappy manner the suddenly paled.

He just smacked his tutor Reborn! And he's in adult form if I might add. "Hiieee! A-Ano… Re-Reborn… how did you come in here..?" He stuttered and yet again, he had his eyes spinning in confusion… and fear.

A few moments later…

"Haa… haa… haaaa~…" Tsuna laid very tired at the vacant couch to the right.

Reborn had just re-adjusted his tie and smirked in content at his tired student, "I'll be going now…" The tall man left the room…

Tsuna breathed in and out until he was breathing stably again. He sat up straight, "Darn that Reborn… why did I have to be shot by him every time..!" He weakly complained, "It was his fault to begin with! AHHH! Now look at what he's done! The only clothes on me are ripped apart! And I can't get out of hell because I still have paperworks! AHHHH!" He threw a tantrum in his office complaining about his life, his tutor, his paperworks, his small *ehem* manhood and everything in between.

After a few kicks and punch he finally settled down and was about to reach for his seat until…

"JUUDAIME!"

"HIIIEEEE!" Tsuna shrieked and fell down face first… showing a very suggestive pose *cough*assispointingupwards*cough* Tsuna immediately stood up, completely conscious of what just happened and of what he was wearing. "Go-GOKUDERA-KUN! WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOCK?!" The brunet demanded but was only replied with a nosebleed flood.

"Uhh… Gokudera…kun?"

The said person already fainted from the massive nosebleed. Tsuna sweat dropped.

Tsuna was getting creeped-out of the things happening to him. He made an audible gulp as he slowly backed away from the still nosebleeding to death Gokudera. He looked warily around his surrounding and felt his head go round and round. Soon after, he fainted.

"..na..!"

"…Tsuna..!"

The said brunet slowly sat up, clutching his head. He was feeling a slight pain whirling in his head. A sudden image of the recent happenings. He jerked away from the person who was waking him up.

"Wha-What's wrong Tsuna?!—Why are you covering yourself?!"

"HIIEE! DON'T LOOK YAMAMOTO! I'M BARERLY WEARING ANYTHING!" The brunet shouted.

Yamamoto only tilted his head "What are you talking about Tsuna? You're wearing a shirt and pants… How can you NOT be wearing anything?"

"EH?" Tsuna looked down. He was wearing his usual long-sleeved shirt, rolled until it reached the elbows and yes, a pair of pants.

"I was guessing you passed out from the heat right?" The baseball player commented. "Maybe… It was the heat…"

Tsuna stood up and scratched his head, "Yamamoto… uhh… please do me a favor and tell Gio-nii we're taking a short vacation to the beach."

This caused the baseball player to brighten up and nod. He left to tell the news. After the door was closed, it was finally peace and quiet. Tsuna took the opportunity to relax for the remaining bit… but that was until Mukuro entered the place.

"Tsunayo-shi-kun~!"

"XX-BURNER!"

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?!"

And in record time the mansion was detonated in a matter of 2.5 seconds.

-END OF CHAPTER-

~OMAKE~!

WAS IT REALLY THE HEAT?

"So how did it go?" Giotto shook his head and scratched it right after. He sighed at his brother's responsibility-ness.

"I don't think going to the beach is happening... Daemon…" The blonde said, dejectedly.

"Nufufufu… If he doesn't then there's a reason and if he wants it, there's always a way." Daemon stated as he skillfully slid in the mist flames into Decimo's office.

"You do know that Tsuna is bound to kill you in some way or another if you do something to him right?" Giotto said cautiously.

"Worry not for I am sure that I am one not to be blamed. Mukuro is." Giotto sweat dropped upon that answer.

Slowly but surely he manipulated his mist flames into perfection so that Tsuna wouldn't notice that he was being tricked by Yours Truly. A few seconds, consistent girly shrieks were heard then everything else happened. Daemon didn't stop the torture until he hears the brunet passing out.

The next seconds he heard a thumping sound. He peeped through the key hole and confirmed that it was Tsuna, who had just fainted. He drew back his flames and everything reverted back to normal. The melon head went into the office and placed him on the vacant couch. On cue, Yamamoto happened to pass by. He called out to the baseball player and told what he was going to do. Easy going as he is, Yamamoto quickly agreed to the plan and woke Tsuna up.

Moments have passed and Yamamoto went out of the office and gave two thumbs up, saying 'It's good!'

The two silently cheered 'YES!' and went to do what they had to do.

A few seconds of silence…

BOOOOOOOOMMMM!

The mansion collapsed and turned into dust and ashes.

Giotto stood up from the pile of ashes as he coughed. Daemon also did the same.

"I told Tsuna is bound to kill you in some way or another…" Giotto said in as-of-matter-a-fact tone.

"Ugh… don't tell me."

(Wahaha! It's called Karma~!")

OMAKE

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Sooo~! How about it huuh?! =3 It's a break from everything but when you think about it, it's pouring already in my place weew.

IMPORTANT!

I might not update for a few weeks or months. I will be studying for my college entrance exams so please do bare since I might make you wait for so long again. This is why I'm apologizing as early as now… (Honestly speaking, my dad is already threatening me for not reviewing my lessons =_=")

Sooo…

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