I don't own Xiaolin Showdown and thanks to wikipedia for providing some shen gong wu information.
And yes, IJ, I'll put some Rai/Kim for you and thank you for the suggestion. Again Jack is waaaaaaaaay out of character here.
Jack set Melody's body on the ground. "You okay?" he asked her.
"I twisted my leg," Melody said as she out her hand on her throbbing leg. "It hurts."
"Don't worry," Jack said as he rested his hand on her shoulder, "I'm here for you."
Melody's face brightened up. She loved him so much she hoped that he loved her the same way she did. Jack took out a bandage from his pocket and lifted up the pant leg. There was a huge scratch on her leg and blood was oozing out of it.
"I can't stand looking at blood," Melody told him.
"It's okay it will be over in a second," Jack said as he dabbed some cloth into a pond and dabbed it on her wound. He put a bandage on it and then he bandaged her whole leg. "Better?" he asked her.
"Yes," Melody said. Jack took her by the arm and helped her up. "Wow, for an evil genius you are quiet kind."
"Well you know," Jack said. "What am I saying? I'm not nice. I'm not supposed to be nice!"
"Take a chill pill okay," Melody told him, "its actually rare that you act nice."
"Oh come on! I'm evil! E-V-I-L-L!" he spelled it out.
"There's only one 'l' in evil," Melody pointed out.
"As if it matters," he snapped.
"To cool yourself down," Melody said, "lets go terrorize those Xiaolin dweebs and steal their only wu!" she suggested.
Jack's anger decreased. "Yes!" he said happily.
"Gol-" Melody was saying.
"Hey!" Jack interrupted, "you've been hogging that wu for a while now. Can I give it a try?"
"No," Melody scoffed.
"Oh come on," he whined.
"Well you better catch me first," she said. "Golden Tiger Claws!"
Jack tried to catch her but she was too quick for him. Suddenly Melody appeared right in front of him. That scared him and with a quick jerk of his hand he hit her right on the mouth. That hit caused her lip to bleed. Seeing to what he had done. Jack let out a gasp and went right beside her.
"I am so sorry!" he apologized as he helped her up.
"You're really feisty," Melody said as she wiped her bleeding lip. "And I like it."
"So you're not mad?"
"It was an accident. Don't worry about it," she said. "Here." She took off the Golden Tiger Claws and gave it to Jack who took them.
"Golden Tiger Claws!" he said as he took Melody with him and they went to the Xiaolin Temple.
At the Xiaolin Temple...
Omi was meditating, Clay was practicing his rope skills, and Raimundo with Kimiko were sitting by the water fountain together, holding hands.
"And when I look into your eyes, I always get lost," Raimundo said to Kimiko.
"Aw," Kimiko said as she rested her head on his chest. The two had been together for quiet some time, when Raimundo became their leader. He was fearless.
"Doesn't this love seem kind of 'ew-ish' to you?" Melody asked Jack. The two of them were hiding in the Shroud of Shadows.
"Yeah," Jack scoffed. "I have a plan."
The two of them went near Kimiko and Raimundo. Jack went to Raimundo and pulled him by the shoulders and into the water fountain.
"Rai are you okay?" Kimiko asked him.
Raimundo made an 'okay' sign with his hand.
"Ahhh!" Kimiko yelled as she felt her hair being pulled and she too, fell into the water fountain.
"My friends," Omi said as he approached them, "are you okay? Huh?" he was suddenly pantsed and then throw straight at Clay. The two of them crashed into a wall and they were both entangled into Clay's rope.
"What's going on?" Kimiko asked as she looked around for the attackers.
"Its all us Xiaolin Losers," Jack said as he appeared from the Shroud of Shadows with Melody.
"Jack Spicer!" Omi said, "prepare-"
"For a most humiliating defeat," Melody and Omi said at the same time.
"Huh?" Omi said when he saw her. "Have we met before?"
"Wow," Melody said, "kid must be suffering from memory loss."
"I am not!" Omi snapped at her. "And you should watch what you say."
"Ooh I'm trembling with fear," Melody sarcastically said.
"Wudia X-rion formation!" the monks yelled as they got into their position.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Jack yelled as he held up his hands to stop them, "go easy on her, she twisted her leg."
"We'll go easy on both of you," Raimundo said, "NOT! Blade of the Nebual, crest of the condor wudai star wind!"
"Arrow Sparrow, cat's eye draco, wudai mars fire!" Kimiko yelled.
"Big Bang Meteorang, longhorn Taurus, wudai-crater earth!" Clay yelled.
"Shimo staff, kaijin charm, wudai neptune water!" Omi yelled.
The elements hurled straight at them.
"Here!" Jack yelled as he threw Melody the rings of the nine Dragons. "Golden Tiger Claws!" he disappeared.
"Ring of Nine Dragons!" Melody said and there were suddenly nine on her. "Oh I look good," she said as she looked at replica.
The elements blasted her replicas but not her.
"Seismic Kick Earth!" Clay said as he stomped on the ground causing a small earthquake. The earthquake made melody lose her balance and she fell on the ground.
"OW!" she yelled as she landed on her injured leg.
Clay, being a gentleman and feeling sorry for her went to her. "I"m really sorry there, little lady," he said as he helped her up.
Melody took hold of his hand and flung him to the other side of a wall.
"I got the wu!" Jack yelled as he ran out of the vault, holding an orb-like, ruby colored wu.
"He's got the ruby sapphire," Kimiko pointed out. The warriors ran straight to him.
"RUBY SAPPHIRE!" Jack yelled. The wu was activated and a huge beam of light was flashed at the Xiaolin Dragons, blinding them.
"I can't see!" Omi yelled as he was rubbing his eyes.
"This is the coolest wu ever! Blinding your enemies for two whole minutes!" Jack said as he went to Melody. "Ruby Sapphire!" he flashed the wu right at her. Melody quickly shielded her eyes with her hand.
"What did you do that for?" Melody asked him.
"So I can steal this, and this, and this!" Jack cackled as he took all of the shen gong wu that she activated his heli-pack and flew away.
"Hey!" Melody yelled at him, "I thought we were on the same page!"
"Yeah well I don't love you," Jack told her.
"WHAT?" Melody yelled growing enraged by his response.
"Oh come on," Jack told her, "you thought that terrorizing the villains made me want to love you? I only used you so you could do that!"
"So you used me?" Melody said, "even for the wu too?"
"Yep," Jack said as he nodded. "I never even liked you."
"BUT I KISSED YOU!" she screamed at him.
"Whoa!" the Xiaolin dragons said in unison.
"The kiss I liked, but you, I don't like. You're really annoying." With that statement Jack flew away.
Melody whipped out the shen gong wu that Jack forgot to take. "Tangled Web Comb!" she said as the shen gong wu wrapped around Jack's body. He fell on the ground. Melody limped towards him. She lifted him off the ground and crashed him to the wall. "Love me," she whispered to him with a hoarse voice.
"No," Jack refused.
"Have it your way then," Melody said as she took the Star Hannabi shen gong wu and held it close it his face. "One more chance Jack if you don't want to end up like Hannibal's bird!"
"No. I don't have to love you!"
She pressed the stair closer to his face. "Just love me you fool," she said as she pressed her lips against his.
The warriors' jaws literally dropped to the ground.
