Keys!
"Are these Snape's keys?" Draco asked quizzically, bending down and picked up a set of black wrought iron keys from the ground.
"Looks like it." Hermione said, brows furrowed.
"Ha!" Draco grinned, "Let's go sneak into his office! Who knows what we can find in there?"
"I don't know…" Hermione said, uncertain.
"Oh come on, 'Mione!" Draco pouted, "Pwease?" He put puppy dog eyes on.
Hermione rolled her eyes, "Fine."
She followed a gleeful Draco down to the dungeons, where they swiftly unlocked the door to his office.
They walked in and Hermione shrieked.
On Snape's desk was a half naked Hooch and Snape. On top of each other. What. A. Player.
"Geez Professor, a bit of a player don't you think?" Draco said loudly, voice shaking from trying to hold in laughter.
Hermione was actually dry gagging at the sight of Snape and Hooch, who seemed to be stuck frozen staring at their two students.
"Found your keys, Uncle Sev." Draco said, his voice still severely shaking, along with his body.
He walked over and plopped the keys next to Hooch's face.
"First Sprout, now Hooch." Draco said, shaking his head.
Hermione suddenly burst into a fit of giggles, and had to be taken from the office in Draco's arms.
A/N: I know it's a bit like Freaky but I couldn't think of anything. Sorry! Hope it's still funny enough.
