Rules of Precinct One
Rules 101-110
101. -To Officer Hopps: you are permitted to grow herbs on the windowsill next to your cubicle, but chives are not allowed. Officers Wilde and Sanders have been complaining about the stink of onions.
102. By order of the chief, all employees are henceforth forbidden from wearing pants during working hours.
103. Disregard the last memo, it is obviously a joke.
104. By order of the chief, all employees are forbidden to walk on the floor in any part of the station.
105. Obviously, disregard the last memo. WHO IS SENDING THESE OUT!?
106. A remainder to all officers (Wilde) during a riot situation, please remember to lock all police vehicles, the riot van was looted of Tasers and riot gear.
107. Officer Wilde is to be reminded that wearing riot gear doesn't mean you're a knight or Robocop. Especially Robocop.
108. Remainder to all officers, never poke about Wilde's British heritage, apparently he owns his Great grandpa's old Lee-Enfield and is an accurate shot with it.
109. All officers are to remember that Stab proof is standard issue, it's not Officer Hopps's personal gear.
110. All officers are to stop telling the rookies that Wilde was a Police Officer from London. He may have worked for the Secret Service there but he wasn't a Police Officer.
A/N: Thank you to BeecroftA and Magical Geek for submitting rules.
