AN: Slight delay, but I managed to do a fairly good job here. I dunno, sometimes I just go on a blank for a while. So here's a series that has been mid-seasons for a few months now.

Disclaimer: I own nothing now leave me alone, Hey, that would make a good song.

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Camp Wawanakwa

"Great Sora, we landed in a forest."

The trio glanced around, trying to determine just where they were. It seemed like a typical forest, birds singing, fresh air, squirrels staring at them creepily, normal as ever. Goofy glanced around at the scenery as well, enjoying the sereneness of the whole thing.

Donald however was more focused on the task at hand.

"Come on, we've got to see if the heartless have done anything to this world."

Sora sighed, but nodded, "Okay, let's cover more ground and split up. We'll meet up back here in a bit."

They nodded and went different directions, Sora not really knowing which direction he was going. though it was nice soaking in the peacefulness of the new surroundings. He didn't realize how long he had been walking when he noticed something that made him perk up a bit. A large bush filed with blue, succulent looking berries.

"Yummy!" he squealed, jumping over to them.

He carefully picked a ripe looking fruit, making sure that it wasn't possibly poisonous. Sora was about to eat the berry, when a large hand thrust out of the bushes and pulled him away with a yelp.

A gruff voice rang in his ears, "Found ya, you little maggot! No intern can hide from Chef Hatchett!"

The 'Chef' person had actually picked him up and slung him over his shoulder. Sora watched as the scenery slowly changed ever so slightly to some less dense forest, and then cut short immediately. 'Chef' set him down and Sora saw that he had been taken to what appeared to be a slightly decrepit campground. Four cabins were scattered around the camp, a mess hall stood loomed over, and a flagpole stood in the center complete with a loud speaker.

Sora was also glad that once he was set down he got a good look at just who his kidnapper was. He had been grabbed to fast to get a good look at the guy.

He was a very large man with dark skin and a rather evil grin. He wore a yellow shirt, brown pants and an apron and a chef's hat. Sora had to stare at the huge meat cleaver in his hands with some trepidation. Thankfully just before either of them said anything, a voice that was definitely not the large man's rang out.

"Hey Chef, you find one?"

Sora turned just in time to see a more normal looking person come into view, he had black hair, a dark blue shirt and black pants. In spite of his apparent normalcy, Sora had a bad feeling about this guy.

"So young intern, I see Chef Hatchett was able to find you just in time." the guy said to him.

"Uh…"

"Alright Chris I found your stupid intern, can I go now?" Chef Hachett barked.

Chris paused for thought, but shook his head, "No, stay until we test out the challenge. We can't have the intern running away can we?"

Sora had no idea what these guys were talking about, but he knew it wasn't good.

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His suspicions were confirmed when he was forcibly dragged to another part of what Sora learned was an island on a lake of some kind. He would have liked to enjoy the scenery, but Chris and Chef had other pans for him as they led him to an area of the beach.

"Okay intern," Chris said to him, "We need you to test this idea I had for a challenge when the show begins."

Sora had learned from listening to the two maniacs that they were setting things up for a reality show, and had mistaken him for an intern. He hesitated,

"Uh, what do I have to do?"

Chris snickered, "Nothing much." He tossed something to the unsuspecting brunette, "All you have to do is take this chunk of meat and jump across the logs, where you must log roll to stay dry, and avoid landing in shark infested water."

He stared at Chris as though he sprouted an extra nostril (which if you think about it would be stranger then growing an extra head) and then stared at the chunk of meat in his arms, nose wrinkling a bit.

His vision went from the meat, to Chris, back to the meat, then to Chef.

Sora took a deep breath, and jumped, thinking one big thing.

"The people on this show are gonna die!"

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"Uh, Donald?"

"What Goofy?"

"What would you call a giant purple monster?"

There was a pause. "Is this some kind of riddle?"

"No."

The duck turned, and saw just as Goofy described. It stared at the two, then raised it's arms over it's head in a loud roar.

Donald and Goofy screamed.

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AN: I happen to like Total Drama Island, even though I hate most reality shows. But imagine, I didn't even have any of the actual contestants in it, just Chris and Chef. For those who aren't aware, TDI is a 'reality cartoon' where 21 stereotypical 16-year-olds are sent to a decrepit summer camp to try and win money a la Survivor. I find it hilarious!

Anyway, Please let me know if there's anything I can do to improve, or just let me know what you liked. In any case, please let me know.