Chapter 11
High in the sky. Above the dark grey clouds of the winters evening. A ship like no other looms, towering above Earth.
A figure exited the ship, jumping right off, no parachute, nothing.
It bulked it's self up as he closed in on the ground.
"This is Super-Skrull III reporting for duty. What are my orders Commander?" the Super-Skull asked into his ear-piece as he landed gracefully before the B.P.R.D: 2999 building.
"You are to terminate all life-forms within the building, without actually destroying the building itself."
"Very well, then. Super-Skrull III over and out." he smirked, as he walked calmly towards the building.
A mile out from the B.P.R.D building. Hellboy and Spiderman try to make sense of the mercenary with a mouth 2999, Deadpool.
"The Skrulls! Of all the alien invaders! The Skrulls!!!" Spiderman snapped throwing his hands up into the air in frustration.
"Aw, come on, Spidey, give him a chance. He told us about what was happening, didn't he? And so far there hasn't been a single alien life form that I haven't been able to crush."
Spiderman glared at him.
"What? What did I say?" Hellboy asked, confused. "I don't get it!"
"Of course you wouldn't. Because you are an alien too, don't forget! For all I know you could be an alien Skrull! They are well known for their shape-shifting abilities!"
Deadpool piped up. "Actually, he is a demon from a nether universe within our very planet, Earth."
"Zip it, chatterbox!" Spiderman and Hellboy said in unison.
"We have to think of a plan to--"
K A - B O O M !
Spiderman was interrupted by a not so far off explosion.
"Was that--"
"The B.P.R.D building?" Hellboy cut across Deadpool. "Yes."
Deadpool scrambled to his feet and followed Spiderman and Hellboy as they ran towards the B.P.R.D building.
"STOP!" Deadpool yelled, somersaulting over Spiderman and Hellboy and blocking their path.
"Deadpool? Move!" Spiderman yelled, annoyed.
Deadpool smirked. "I'm afraid I cannot. You see, my good friend the Super-Skrull III is there at the moment invading oh so precious B.P.R.D Building, heh-heh!"
"What? Your friend is a Super-Skrull?" Spiderman asked, confused.
"Yes." Deadpool replied.
"Then that means--"
"And the penny drops!" declared Deadpool across Hellboy.
"I, indeed am a Super-Skrull, also." he said, his wimpy form transforming before them.
He grew slightly taller, more muscular, aggressive as his red and black costume changed to a purple and black outfit, as well with his green skin and wrinkled chin.
"You're Super-Skrull IV!" Spiderman shouted in shock.
"All the better a form than Deadpool, to kill you in!"
The B.P.R.D Building. Super-Skrull III received a new report. "Super-Skrull III, Super-Skrull IV has been exposed. You can take your time now that 'Deadpool' has Spiderman and Hellboy occupied. They are our main concern. We must dispose of them as soon as possible so that they don't interfere with our plan."
"Brilliant." Super-Skrull III replied. "I wont be much longer here, so I'll head up and give IV a hand when I'm finished. III over and out." he unclipped his ear-piece, and unleashed a blaze of energy blasts.
"DIE, YOU WEAK AND STUPID EARTHLINGS!"
Elsewhere.
Iron-Man was flying high in the sky, around ten miles from the B.P.R.D Building.
"IRON-MAN--Iron-Man, can you here me?"
"Loud and clear, Zapper." he replied into his ear-piece.
"Get your shiny-metal-butt back here! The Super-Skrull III is attacking the B.P.R.B! Our numbers are falling rapidly! We need--ARGH--No--HELP--!"
"Zapper? Zapper?!?!"…silence…"Oh, crap!" Iron-Man cursed, doing the biggest and quickest u-turn ever, to return to the B.P.R.D Building.
BOOSTERS ON FULL THROTTLE!
"I just hope I'm not too late!"
Hellboy: 2999 11 "Deadpool To The Rescue! (Oh, And A Skrull!)"
