I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I HAD TO DEAL WITH A STUPID THING CALLED SCHOOL D: But i'm back now, and I promise I won't be gone for a long time, I didn't forget about this, I was just busy! But I promise i'll update more often! Now, there's no nominations today, you'll see why later.
Darkclaw, Rainfall and Blazingclaw came back from arranging the very weird wedding, when they came back, Ivypaw was laying on the couch eating doritos and watching TV, "Where the (bleep) where you?" She asked, "We were looking for you, and where the (bleep) is Dawnsong?" Ivypaw asked, really annoyed.
"First of all, don't swear, second of all, we were arranging a wedding, thirdly, Dawnsong got instant eviction. I'm going to bed." Darkclaw yawned, "Housemates, this is Big Brother, gather around," He yelled, every cat gathered.
"Okay, so no nominations tonight, everyone is up. Rainfall, can I talk to you?" He asked, Rainfall ran into the diary room.
"Okay, you get to take three percent from a cat or add three percent to a cat." He told her, Rainfall chose to take three percent off her own tally.
Anyway, time for the daily show. Every cat was relaxing, Darkclaw was watching TV and then decided to take a nap, until she woke up.
"Okay, I'm bored." SHe said, walking into the kitchen, taking everything out, milk fell on her head, she washed it off.
"OKay, time for making cupcakes for all my fellow housemates!" She smiled, taking out all the ingredients.
She broke the chocolate up with a chainsaw and then attempted to fry the chocolate.
Long story short, she set the frying pan on fire.
After putting the fire out with water, she was about to go out, but then NINJAS appeared, but not any old ninjas, POTATO NINJAS.
Darkclaw woke everyone up, "EVERYONE! POTATO NINJAS!" She screamed, everyone panicked and woke up and ran to the lounge.
"Okay, don't panic." Shinepelt said, grabbing a bomb.
"NO SHINEPELT DON-" They screamed, but it was too late, the house blew up.
All the cats were outside, wondering why Shinepelt just blew up the house.
Big Brother came back, "WHAT THE (Bleep)? I WENT TO THE SHOPS FOR TWO MINUTES AND THE HOUSE IS BLOWN UP?" He asked, suddenly, a beautiful ginger and white cat called Gingerwing came out of nowhere.
"Alright, I have houses for sale." She said, showing each house, until she got the normal house.
"I want that house!" Big brother said, the cats disagreed.
"Give me the house shaped like Crystalshine!" Brambletree cried.
"No!" Big Brother said.
Brambletree attacked Big Brother until Big Brother was left wounded.
"Brambletree, just for that, you're getting evicted." He groaned, blood coming down.
"(Bleep) you!" Brambletree said walking off, never to be seen again.
Anyway, they got the normal house back, with a swimming pool.
Darkclaw went back to cooking cupcakes.
However, Pebbleshine wanted to help.
"HELP!" She smiled, grabbing the pan and frying the cupcakes with batter and waffles.
"Hey!" Darkclaw said, she went over to Blazingclaw, who was listening to her country music.
"Here, i'm making cupcakes." She smiled, she gathered every cat and started frying something.
Until everyone fell asleep, but then the cupcakes were ready, and they ate them and had fun.
Sorry, I'm tired, I'll update more soon. Don't worry, I just need a challenge idea.
Question of the chapter: Do you know what challenge I should do? I need to choose.
