A/N It took me forever to write this. I wrote it, but then it somehow got deleted off my computer. I tried to write it then my dad decided to VACUUM THE MOTHERFUCKING CEILING and I couldn't concentrate. Then I wrote it again and guess what happened? Yep, it got deleted. And I was busy with the egg baby project for school. I got twin girls and I named them Jamie and Lily! Anywho, Miss MarauderWorshipper is proud to present: Chapter 11!

Disclaimer: I solemnly swear that I do not own Harry Potter of AVPS. Disclaimer managed.

"So," said James, "I guess I'll start the next part."

Snape- Attention all Hogwarts Students! In celebration of all hollows eve, we will be taking a field trip to Hogsmeade.

"Yay! Hogsmeade!" exclaimed Peter.

"Gross! Snape!" said Sirius, at the same time. He didn't bother to hide his glare at Severus.

Please gather in the courtyard with your signed Hogsmeade permission form. Students without their permission form will be killed.

"No! Does Harry have a permission form?" fretted James. "You're not allowed to kill my son! I'll come back to life or something if you do!"

"Prongs," said Sirius seriously. "You are acted like a worried mother. Harry isn't even born yet." James flushed a bright red, while Remus and Peter sniggered. Lily looked like she agreed with James.

No, but they won't be allowed to go and it's going to be a whole lot of fun. (Snape exits.)

Sirius laughed. "Snape? Have fun? Impossible!" Severus sneered back at him, before attempting to ignore him again.

Draco- You know Goyle? Using the potty's not so bad.

"Oh god," laughed Lily. "I love seeing Malfoy look stupid."

"Lily!" said Remus with fake shock. "I never thought you would want to see someone humiliated!"

"I think we're rubbing off on her," said Sirius cheerfully. "Good girl, Lily-kins!"

The girl stopped smiling at once. James smirked; he had seen this before when he had called Lily things like that before they started dating a couple of weeks ago. She was frightening.

"Don't call me that, Sirius," she said dangerously, pointing her wand at Sirius. The animagus cowered, afraid, while Remus and Peter roared with laughter. Severus smiled undetectably. Lily had Potter's little gang whipped.

I don't know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in.

Everyone in the room laughed, even Severus. He had never really liked Lucius Malfoy much.

But, I have found that if I climb on top of the potty, and put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I'm actually quite safe.

"Of course!" said James through his laughter. "I've been using the potty wrong all along!"

"Thanks Malfoy!" said Sirius, grinning.

And you know, using the potty's a great time to socialize. You simply look over to the stall next to you, and you have a right chat with your neighbor. "Oh! Hello there good sir! First time using the potty too, eh? Good luck my man."

"If either of you ever do that…" said Peter slowly, looking at the James and Sirius, who were laughing wildly.

"What? What are you going to do to us?" asked Sirius. Peter said nothing.

Then you simply squat, like so. And then I do my business, in my diaper as usual,

Sirius and James snorted, barely containing their laughter.

and then I undo the side latches, and let the diaper simply fall into the potty. Yes, father will hear of this.

"He'll be so proud!" cooed Remus.

Umbridge- Permission form to Hogsmeade?

"Ew, manbeast," said Sirius disgustedly.

"Manbeast?" said Lily inquisitively.

"Yeah it's a man in a dress! That's kind of weird!"

(Seamus hands her a permission form)

Have fun at Hogsmeade. Permission form to Hogsmeade?

(Ron hands her a permission form)

Have fun at Hogsmeade. Permission form to Hogsmeade?

Harry- Uh no! I'm Harry Potter. (Tries to get past but Umbridge stops him)

James guffawed. "Harry does what he wants!"

Umbridge- (Starts to laugh) A DER DER DER DER DER!

Everyone in the room was terrified. Sirius looked like he was about to run from the room. "What the fuck? Prongs, make it go away!" James, Lily, Remus, and Peter, burst into laughter at the sight of Sirius Black being frightened by something onscreen. He glared back at them.

I'm sorry! I didn't realize I was in the presence of royalty!

"Of course," said Severus, glowering at James. "All Potters think that they're royalty."

"Hey! That's not true!" retaliated James, pulling out his wand. Lily pointed her wand at him.

"Expelliarmus!" she shouted, and James wand flew into her outstretched hand. James looked stunned. "No violence," she said as she returned to her seat.

Harry- That's okay! HEY EVERYBODY LOOK! IT'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER!

(Everybody starts to cheer)

Oh my God he's so dreamy! And so rich, and famous! Mr. Potter! Mr. Potter! Will you play me a song on your guitar! Oh wait Mr. Potter! Mr. Potter! Will you sign my boob?

"No!" shouted James. "Stay away from my Prongslet you creep!"

Alright! Over here!

(Umbridge grabs Harry)

I wonder what would happen, if I just broke your fingers.

"Don't touch my future godson! I'll come and kill you if you do!" said Sirius.

"Aren't you trying to kill him though?" asked Peter.

"No," interjected James, "I don't believe he'd kill my son, or those thirteen people. Sirius smiled at him weakly. Peter had reminded him of what he'd done in the future, and he did not want to do that!

Because then you wouldn't be able to play your guitar anymore. And then all your little friends would just leave you alone, and then you'd be, just like Umbridge. (Whispers) Except Umbridge can kick yo ass. (Lets Harry go)

No one was sure what to do. Should they laugh or scream?

Now you're a rule breaker Potter, and it's time for your punishment.

"He hasn't done anything wrong- yet!" protested Lily.

Harry- What punishment?

Umbridge- Oh it's nothing to bad. You've just gotta, take this knife, (Draws a knife) Put it upright on a chair, AND SIT ON IT, POTSY!

"Don't make my kid sit on a knife! Moony, you're there! Do something!"

"Prongs! I can't do anything! This is a play in the future!"

"Oh, right."

Neville- (Enters with a bouquet of flowers) Excuse me ma'am!

"At least Neville will save my son if Moony won't, even if it means pretending to love the manbeast!"

Lily looked sickened. "That's disgusting!" You can't make some poor kid pretend to like it.

Umbridge- Who be disrespecting Umbridge? YOU GONNA DIE, SCHLONGBOTTOM!

Neville- No ma'am! I just came to deliver these.

"Oh," said Sirius. "I thought he actually liked him- err her."

Umbridge- What are those? SPEAK BOY!

"Flowers?" said James uncertainly.

Neville- F-f-flowers, f-f-f-for you.

Umbridge- F-f-flowers, f-f-f-for me? Dis must be, some kind of mistake.

"Yeah," said Remus. "Who'd send flowers to her?"

Neville- No mistake, ma'am. I was told explicitly to bring them to you.

Umbridge- Put them on the ground and back away quickly.

"It's not a bomb!" said Lily, exasperated.

"What's a bomb?" asked James excitedly.

"Muggle explosive device."

James and Sirius looked as if they were planning. "We need to get some of those," stated Sirius. Severus, Lily, and Remus groaned.

(Neville puts the flowers on the ground and backs away. Umbridge crouches down) They don't seem explosive. Or poisonous. And they smell absolutely delightful. And dey is Snap Dragons! Oh my God dey is my favorite! Who could have known dat?

"Ew. She's gross. It's probably a prank or something."

Neville- Why don't you read the card, ma'am?

Umbridge- Okay little boy! It says, "Dear Umbridge," (Gasps) Dat's me!

"How much work did it take to figure that out?" asked Remus coolly. The other three Marauders and Lily laughed.

"I thought you might like these, Cu-tie."

"Who would think that she is cute?" asked Lily incredulously.

(Gasp AGAIN) Oh my...

Neville- May I ask who your caller is?

"No."

"Sirius, shut up!"

Umbridge- Sure! It's signed, "Big D,"

"Okay," said James, "Who's name in this play starts with D?"

"Draco?" said Remus.

"That kid, Dean, from the beginning?" said Lily.

"Dumbledore?" supplied Severus. Everyone slowly turned to look at him disbelievingly.

Sirius looked disgusted once again. "Dumbledore is straight! And he would never, ever go for someone like that anyway!" Severus shrugged, and they turned back to the screen, shaking their heads.

I wonder who dat could be... Dank you little boy!

(Umbridge goes to stroke Neville's hair.)

"Run Neville!" spurred Sirius.

"Run from the manbeast!" encouraged James.

"Run for your life!" goaded Remus.

"Run for your soul!" urged Peter.

"She's not a dementor- is she?" inquired Sirius.

Neville- AH! (Runs away.)

Umbridge- Oh! Potter, what was I saying again?

Harry- You were telling me to sit on a knife?

"Well that's a bit abrupt," said Remus, and Lily laughed.

Umbridge- Dats right! (Starts to laugh) How silly of me. Well it seems yo mamma got a little carried away with herself. But she's not an unreasonable mamma, in fact, she's pretty cool! Right?

"No," asserted all the occupants of the room.

(Nobody answers)

Right! So what do you girls say we all go down to Hogsmeade and have a little bit of fun, eh? Hogsmeade! Hogsmeade everyone!

(Everybody starts to run off.)

Have fun at Hogsmeade! Have fun at Hogsmeade! Have fun at Hogsmeade. Not you Potter. You still need a permission form.

"Sneak out Harry!" suggested James. "Use the m-" He looked nervous at once; nobody but his three closest friends knew about the map, not even Lily.

"What were you going to say?" interrogated Lily. James shouldn't be hiding stuff from her, she was his girlfriend!"

"Uhh-"

"The magic!" helped Sirius. "He was going to tell him to use magic to get to Hogsmeade, and then he realized it was stupid," he said with a pointed glare at James. Lily looked skeptical, but didn't ask anymore.

Ron: Well, I'll tell you all about it. It's probably gonna suck! (Runs off excitingly)

"Nuh uh!" said Peter. "Hogsmeade never sucks! It's so much fun!" All but Severus nodded their heads in agreement.

Harry: Bye Ron. What's the matter Malfoy? You not going to Hogsmeade?

Draco: Certainly not! It's beneath my dignity.

"Mmhm," said Remus. "I'm sure that's it."

Harry: Whatever (walks off stage)

(Draco takes out crayons and a paper and lays on his stomach)

"What is he doing?" asked Lily.

(Takes a crayon and starts writing/scribbling)

Draco: Dear Papa, I am writing to enquirer about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to you on the very first day of school and I am anxiously awaiting its return with your signature on it. But-bu but don't rush, daddy! Missing out on trips like this allows me more time to write letters to you.

"That's actually kind of sad," said Lily. The other boys shot disbelieving looks at her. "What? Lucius Malfoy is probably an awful parent. I'd feel sorry for any kid of his!"

"He's still a Malfoy," spat Sirius. "They're a dark, evil family. They love Voldemort."

"So is your family," retorted Lily.

"I don't count, I don't even live with them anymore; I live with James!" Sirius replied. "Plus, I'm a Gryffindor, they're all the good guys. The Malfoy spawn is a Slytherin."

"Not all Slytherins are completely bad," said Lily quietly, though the Marauders didn't hear her, as they were too busy glaring at Severus.

Yes, things at Hogwarts are going quite swimmingly. I'm the most popular boy at school. Even Harry Potter likes me.

"Pfft," laughed James. "Like my kid would ever be friends with you."

"Yes, but my kid might," replied Lily. James shook his head. He wouldn't allow his kid to be friends with a Slytherin.

I'm also the darling of every classroom and the favorite of every professor who has any sense.

"Right."

Oh! Oh! Most importantly I have mastered the use of the potty!

"He'd be so proud," said Remus, chuckling.

Yes, yes I admit I was a late bloomer, but you can imagine my pride as I strolled into charms class and said, "Oh! Hello gents, Professor Flitwick, sorry for my tardiness, I was just learning to use the potty."

"They were probably all so happy for you!" laughed Sirius. "I bet not even one person mad fun of you because it's perfectly acceptable to learn how to use the toilet at eleven years old!"

Oh how the children laughed with me in celebration!

"Yeah," said Peter, "celebration. Definitely not laughing at you."

I like making people laugh. I also like the potty. I know you haven't done so all year, but you can feel free to write to me any time.

"Aww," cooed Lily.

Underneath his breath, James was muttering things like "Slytherins," and "Malfoys."

Hugs and butterfly kisses. Your Draco. Oh P.S Tell mama to bugger off!

"Never mind, I regret saying aww."

(Hedwig runs in) Seamus Finnigan! Hoot! Letter for Seamus Finnigan!

"Moony! Get me a talking owl!" said Sirius, bouncing up and down, terrifying the rat in his lap.

"Stop!" said Peter. "You're scaring the poor rat!"

"Why do you like rats so much Peter?" asked Lily.

"Uhh no reason, I just like rats."

"Sirius," said Remus, "You already have a rat and an owl; you don't need a giant, talking owl." Sirius looked sadly at the rat on his lap.

Draco: You there, bird!

Hedwig: Yes Malfoy?

Draco: Do you have anything in there for me, perhaps from my daddy?

Hedwig: Oh well, let's see here-hm...No, sorry kid. Nothing from Lucius Malfoy.

(Draco drops down, face first on the floor.)

"Is he dead?" asked James hopefully.

"James!" chastised Lily.

Hedwig: Hey cheer up kid. D'you want a Toys 'R Us catalog?

"What's Toys 'R Us?" asked Sirius curiously. "It sounds cool!"

"It's a muggle kids toy store," replied Lily.

"I want to go! Can we go, like right now?" begged Sirius.

Lily sighed at his childishness. "I'll take you as soon as soon as we graduate and I can apparate."

"Promise?"

"Yes."

"Yay!"

Draco: No. I just want to know why my daddy won't write!

Hedwig: (Sits down to comfort Malfoy) Listen kid I don't have all the answers. I don't even know why I can talk, really. But as another talking animal once said: All fathers care for their son, so hang in there ok?

"How many talking animals are there out there?" said James to Remus, looking surprised.

"I don't know, I can't think of any right now, this is just a play."

Draco: Thanks. Goodbye Hedwig

Hedwig: Goodbye. Cacaw! Cacaw! Cacaw! (Runs off stage) (Draco walks off stage.)

(Harry sitting cross-legged on the floor when Remus appears)

"Moony!" cheered three of the Marauders and Lily. Severus somewhat happy; at least it wasn't him onstage.

Remus: Hey Harry.

(Harry looks up. Remus moves along.)

"Stop confusing my son Moony!"

"I'm sorry!"

Harry Potter! Hi. So do you wanna go to Hogsmeade or not?

"Wait," said James. "Are you going to give him what I think you're going to give him?"

"I think he is going to give him what you think he's going to give him!" said Sirius.

"You better be giving him what they think you're going to give him," said Peter.

"I probably am going to give him what you three think I'm going to give him," said Remus.

"What?" said Lily, looking confused.

"You'll see!" they replied together gleefully.

Harry: More than anything!

Remus: Well then feast your eyes on this: The Marauder's Map.

The makers of the map cheered at the sight of the map.

"What is the Marauders map?" asked Lily.

"You'll see!" they replied together once again.

Harry: What?

Remus: It shows the current location of everyone inside Hogwarts and also has the secret passages out of the castle. Here. Take it.

"That's amazing!" said Lily, shocked. "How did you do that? Did it take a long time? Do you have it? Can I see it?"

James laughed. "Too much to explain, yes, yes, and yes." He pulled out the map and said, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." Green ink made out the words 'Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present The Marauders Map. Severus glared at the map. The gang had been able to always find him and play their pranks on him with that.

"Wow," breathed Lily. "So that's how've you been able to sneak around without being caught!" She searched the map. "Where are we?"

"We couldn't get the Room of Requirement on it," replied Remus. "We think it's unplottable or something."

"That's so cool!"

Harry: Wow! Who made this thing?

Remus: Well I certainly helped. No but it was me, your dad, some other guy,

"Are you really not going to say my name?" said Sirius, looking hurt.

and Sirius Black.

"Oh never mind."

"I'm just some guy?!" shouted Peter squeakily. "Thanks Moony," he muttered.

"Sorry!"

Harry: You mean my dad's traitor best friend?

"He's not a traitor!" said James. "Can the Room of Requirement bring him here?"

"Maybe," said Remus. "We'll see at the end of this clip."

Remus: No! NO! I am you dad's traitor best... I'm your dad's traitor- no!

"Nice one Moony."

"Shut up Prongs."

I am your dad's best friend! Okay? Don't forget it!

"Remus, you are one of my best friends, remember that," reassured James.

"I know that James!"

(Snape strolls on stage) Hey Lupin, wanna go look at the full moon with me? Ha ha Zombie!

Remus: Snape!

(Snape runs off stage)

The room burst into laughter. Sirius managed to choke out, "I still hate you, Snape, and that was mean to Moony, but that was hilarious!"

Severus turned bright red, and looked towards the screen, stifling his laughter.

Remus: Alright, Harry I-I gotta go. Listen: just stay out of the shrieking shack, okay. I'm a werewolf in there. (Runs off stage.)

"Nice job keeping your big secret , Lupin," sneered Severus half-heartedly. He still hated the Marauders with a passion, but it wasn't too bad being near them anymore.

Harry: Wait what? (Waves it off and walks off stage.)

"My son is so stupid!" moaned Lily.

"I just noticed something," said Sirius, "Where's my rat?"

"Your rat?" asked Peter slowly.

"Yeah! My rat! Moony where'd it go?"

"Well when did you last have it?" asked Remus.

"I dunno," replied Sirius. "Maybe thirty minutes ago?"

"Are you serious? You didn't notice that you lost it until thirty minutes later?"

"What rat!?" shouted Peter.

"Getting jealous Wormtail?" said James slyly.

"No!"

"Help me find my rat!"

"How did you already lose it and not notice?"

"What rat!?"

"Shut up," groaned Severus. He conjured another rat, and reached to start the next video.

"You just- were nice to me?" said Sirius disbelievingly.

"No," asserted Severus. "I just wanted you to be quiet so we could watch the musical. Now be quiet."

"Weren't we going to try and bring Harry here?" asked Remus.

"Oh yeah!" said James, jumping up.

They closed their eyes, and asked the room, silently, to bring Harry Potter to them. When they opened their eyes, a young man with untidy black hair, bright green eyes, and a scar on his forehead stood before them. He looked about seventeen and was covered in blood, dirt, and looked like he had just died and come back to life.

"Harry?" asked James slowly.

"Dad? Mum? Sirius? Remus? Snape? Wormtail?! What's going on and what are you all doing here?"

"Well," said Remus nervously. "We were watching a musical about the future and we asked the Room of Requirement to bring you here, and then here you are!"

"Why are you covered in blood?" worried Lily. Harry stared for another moment, before running to them and embracing all of them, but Peter and Severus. He looked awkwardly at Severus before shaking his hand and stepping back.

"I was just in a really major battle, we won by the way. I can't believe I'm actually seeing you! Alive!"

James stepped forward with Lily, and once again hugged him. Harry seemed to be in shock.

"You look like you just died," said Sirius bruntly.

"I did."

"What?" said Severus, stupefied.

"I just died. I can't explain anymore, but I'm still alive, don't worry.

"That doesn't make any sense!" exclaimed Lily agitatedly.

"It will, one day." He looked at his parents mournfully, yet joyfully before he realized something. "I-I want to stay, b-but I can't," he moaned.

"Why can't you stay?" asked Remus.

"I have to comfort the mourners. My friends need me. I have to help do something about the d-dead."

"The dead?" said Lily, looking pale. Harry nodded.

"I always wanted to meet you, but now, I think I've gotten over all this, it's like reopening old wounds."

"Oh," said James quietly. "Maybe one day we could ask you to come back again, at a better time."

Harry nodded mutely. "I'm sorry, I have to go back." He closed his eyes, and the next moment he was gone. They stood in silence for a minute, staring at the spot where their future son had been only moments ago, covered in blood.

"I hope he's alright," whispered Lily.

"He will be," Remus reassured her quietly. "He said that they won. He'll be okay." Lily was quiet.

They sat down in silence for another few minutes. "Well," said James shakily, "I guess we should start the next part.

A/N I know you guys didn't want me to bring in any future characters, but I really wanted them to meet Harry, I hope you guys don't mind. What'd you think about it? Also, I'm thinking about doing a oneshot about Lily taking him (along with James, Remus, and Peter) to Toys 'R Us. Should I? (Even if everyone says no I'll probably do it anyway. :] )