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A/N:
Police: KENNY-CHAN! Your Under arest for making your readers wait for more then two weeks for your story. ¬o( ̄- ̄メ)
Kenny-chan- EH! Ahhh I'm sorry I hade finals I TOLD THEM THAT! I DID I DID (T.T;)
Police: Hm. I guess I'll let you of the hook for now chan, But I'm warning u! Now That ur done with your finals you better not be late! ( ̄~ ̄;)
Kenny-chan: ... Emmm about that... I still have four left to go... ( ・_)┏━ BAM! (_v_;)
Yep. Im back, BUT I STILL HAVE EXAMS! ehhhh I hate u To Kill A Mocking Bird! I have been assined to have an exam for you AGAIN! This is the third time in a row! (No i still not have sucsessfully read the book but I saw the movie ( ̄ー ̄))
Sorry this chapter is kinda bad, I wrote it on the back of my study guide ehehehhe.
THNX ALL MY REVIEWS I NEVER KNEW I WOULD GET ANYWHERE NEAR AS MANY REVIEWS I HAVE TODAY1!1
Diss-claimer.: Eheh see what i did there K. Mashi? Im gonna DISS UUUU... and tell u u dont own Narutoooo
(ehehehe) : And I'll just tell your english teacher how much progress you made in your reading book.
:...Oh Snap
"Destination location is in view, undergo mission make Emo-kinz wear a thong, come in Sharp Tooth, psht."
"… Why am I Sharp Tooth?"
"Just cause, and you have to say psht, psht!"
"But, Naru- I mean Ultimate Ramen, I wanted to be Sex Fang! Not shitty Sharp Tooth! Over, psht"
"Bite me Sharp Tooth, Cloud Lard, and you can't say over and psht, just psht!"
"Whatever changing my code name would be troublesome, at least my name has a cloud in it, now uh, Ultimate Ramen, is it like a choose one decision or what cause I'm like in the over, it's a drag to make a psht noise. Over"
"No! You have to say psht not over, psht!"
"Wait what where you telling Cloud Lard again? Over."
"NO! IT'S PSHT! PSSHT! NO OVER, JUST PSHT! PSHHHHHHT-!"
"Having fun Uzumaki?"
"AHH!" Naruto flinched flinging his walky-talky four feet across the air.
"So, whacha doing over there?" The bastard asked pointing to his now open under-wear drawer.
"Eh! Um well you see Sasuke-" Naruto stuttered trying to come up with a plausible excuse for not only been caught looking like a total retard but for snooping around the raven's boxers.
"What Naruto, you really couldn't resist that badly?" Sasuke mocked smirking at the blond holding a pair of his under garments in hand.
"Eh! No, no bastard! I'm not like your annoying fan girls I just happened to um, stumble upon these!" Naruto said way to quickly to be truthful.
"Mhh… that's why you're blushing of course." The smirk never fading from the raven's face.
"I-I am NOT blushing! Stop being such an ass-hole!" The blond stammered flailing his arms rapidly. With of course Sasuke's dark blue boxers waving like a flag.
"Hn." Sasuke said simply staring at the awkwardness of his bunkmate
"I-um, want to fight!" Naruto yelled raising his, oh yes, still clenched around the briefs.
"What the hell-" Sasuke voice was interrupted by a low sigh from the walky-talky now on the ground.
"So… does this mean we abort this troublesome mission. Cool." The machine buzzed.
"NARUTO! I'll save you from emo-kinz I- oh wow that girl is sexy as fucking hell!"
There was a long silence before either one of them spoke again.
"… Emo-kinz. Really?"
"Umm… well Sasuke I… LATER BASTARD!" And with that Naruto dashed out of the bunkhouse with of course, the blue boxers.
"What an freaken idiot." Sasuke sighed to himself, repairing the mess the blond had caused.
"Yo, Uchiha." The raven's attention was turned to the small machine on the floor. Lifting it from the ground Sasuke realized how the contraption worked. Then again, if Naruto had used it… well it would be pretty sad if he couldn't.
"Yes?" He said holding down a button on the front.
"I need to speak with you." A voice Sasuke recignised as Shikamaru's said.
The Uchiha glanced at the walk-talky suspiciously before chuckling inwardly.
"Nope." He said simply throwing the machine over his shoulder and exiting Bunk 7.
Simple as that.
-小春日和-
Naruto, being the stealthy speed demon he was, not only succeeded at leaving his bunk in record time, but he also clashed headfirst into this poor girl walking to theater.
"Ouch! Watch where you're going! Ow!" The girl said pushing the bubble-gum pink hair out of her face. The poor girl.
"Oh, I'm super sorry, are you ok?" Naruto said rushing his hand over the spot on her head where the contact occurred.
She glared at the blond for a mille-second before swatting his hand away.
"Oh please you stupid forehead don't give me a bump and make me look even uglier!" She wined to herself.
"You weren't ugly in the first place." Naruto smiled. The girl bore her emerald eyes into the boy before sighing.
"Yeah of course you wouldn't think so." She said dismissively turning her head away from the blond.
Naruto, not seeming to realize he was being insulted chuckled slightly looking over the girl again, recognizing her from his 'blue' activities.
"Aww, I can't believe this!" She yelled, jolting Naruto from his thoughts, a small mirror rested in her manicured fingers.
"Why does this always happen to me! He'll never go out with a girl with a bump on her forehead!" She squealed inspecting herself threw the tiny mirror.
So she's trying to impress someone eh?
"And who is this special person your trying to go out with?" Naruto asked a huge ass grin spreading across his face.
"Why would I tell you?" She sneered throwing the beauty devise back in the bag that hung from her shoulder.
"Because I'm like a freaken cupid! Come on I could help you…" He begged chasing the girl who was currently walking away from him.
"What would you know about love?" She said rolling her eyes.
"Please! It will repay the uh… damage." He answered awkwardly jumping in front of the pinkette.
She pursed he glossed lips together looking suspiciously at the blond who seemed so set on helping her.
"Uck, fine. You can help, now let me go to class." She sighed pushing Naruto out of her way.
"Yay!" He cheered pushing his hand out, signaling a high five.
"Let's meet at the start of third free period." She said staring in disgust at the hand.
"Way to leave me hanging." Naruto said quietly letting his hand fall.
"Are you going to say something important or just waste more of my time?"
"No! That's perfect! We can meet right by the main gate!" He shouted to the back of the skinny girl.
She stopped abruptly and looked over her shoulder, repulse leaking out of her sickening glare.
"No, that won't work, we can't be around other people, I'll meet you behind the health center. Don't be late or else I'll make you regret it Naruto." She said finally getting away from the annoying blond.
"Oh yeah! That reminds me what's your name?" He called loudly, as the girl pretended the boy wasn't talking to her as a group of teenager's strode by.
"Sakura Haruno." She muttered once the other camper's where out of sight.
Naruto smiled brightly as he ran off to his next activity, the blond set on making a new friend with the pinkette. Or maybe even more.
The poor girl.
-小春日和-
Sasuke grunted as he laid his stomach down against the cool counter top.
"Yes that's good, just relax." cooed, rubbing his palms over the raven's pale back.
The man watched in delight as the teenager's muscles moved under the man's own paper white finger tips.
"Breath in," He instructed, massaging Sasuke's upper back lightly.
"And out." He smiled in delight, watching the raven sink slowly.
"Can I leave now?" Sasuke muttered, his speech muffled from the leather material concealing his face.
"Shh, I want you to relax your body." interrupted, "Let your mind wander." He soothed, continuing to rub the teenager's back.
Sasuke mumbled something incoherent to the doctor before slowly letting his eyelids rest.
"Yes, sleep, sleep Sasuke Uchiha, sleep." The doctor grinned, for the first time taking his eyes off the boy, and instead focusing on something just as entrancing resting in the bag under his desk.
-小春日和-
Naruto rubbed his eyes, feeling his legs drag from all the hard labor he had to go threw from caring for the barn animals, and carrying around buckets of shit. Literally.
But does this hurt little Naruto's spirit? Oh hell no! Nothing could hurt his spirit, now that he was going on a lovely 'date' with Sakura. He was so happy he had to announce it to Kiba, Gaara and Shikamaru who seemed to be helplessly walking to the lake, directly in Naruto's line of fire.
"YOU GUYS!" He shouted prancing over to them quickly. The three teenagers' looked over their shoulders and paled.
"HEY! YOU GUUUYYYS!" Naruto yelled causing quiet a scene. His friends gave each other a dreading look, before running at top speed away. But it seemed no matter how fast they ran... Naruto still didn't get the message.
After many cries of 'get the fuck away!' Naruto caught up with the group, nearly running them over in the process.
"You guys are never gonna believe it!" He cheered, jumping three feet in the air.
"Yes what is it?" Shikamaru panted harshly.
"How is he not even out of breath?" Gaara asked in awe.
"He's defiantly pumping the roids." Kiba nodded.
"I have a date with Sakura!" He smiled capturing his friends in a death hug.
Kiba shrieked.
"Sakura… you mean the girl with the pink hair?" Shikamaru asked once he successfully freed himself from the blond, worry paining across his features.
"Yep!" The blond chirped happily.
"Beh, Shikamaru, mind saving us too next time?" Kiba groaned.
"I kinda like being hugged like this…" Gaara said emotionlessly.
"Yeah but your fucking weird."
"I'll kill you." The red head smiled sweetly.
"You guys shut up. Naruto," Shikamaru interrupted, his teeth biting into his bottom lip.
"What?"
"Does her last name happen to be Haruno? Sakura Haruno?" Shikamaru confirmed.
"Uh-huh"
"Oh I know that girl! Yeah she's such a bi-"
"Kiba." Shikamaru interrupted, saving the mutts ass yet again.
"I-I mean have fun on your uh, date!" The brunette smile nervously giving his friend a thumbs up.
"Kiba, what's a date?" Gaara asked in wonder.
"Oh Gaara my friend, you have a lot to learn if you don't know what a date is luckily you went to the right person." Kiba grinned wrapping an arm around the redhead's shoulder and leading him someplace over yonder.
"That's great I guess, when is this date?" Shikamaru asked, not understanding how someone such as Sakura would agree to date the blond.
"Last free period." Naruto sang happily.
Shikamaru gave the boy a questioning look.
"So… now?"
The smile disincarnated from Naruto's face slowly realizing that he was already late.
In a matter of seconds he was sprinting for the Health Center.
Shikamaru rubbed his temple's realizing he was alone yet again.
-小春日和-
Somewhere not to far away, Kiba Inuzuka was hanging his arm around Gaara Sunagakure shoulder, and of course like any good man would do for there friend, the brunette was giving precious advice.
"So you see Gaara," Kiba explained, "A date is when two lovers get together and go someplace special."
"Oh, thanks for telling me." Gaara answered hanging onto every word.
"Anytime my friend, now the difference between a good date and a bad date, is well, if you end with a goodbye or you fuck." The brunette nodded knowingly.
"…Fuck? What does that mean?"
Kiba flinched, "No way you do know what having sex is right?"
"I read about it once…" Gaara added thoughtfully.
"Once? Fuck, that's my daily ritual." Kiba grinned.
"So… if you don't have sex then… it's a bad date?" The red head said sadly.
Kiba looked at his friend and sighed.
"No, I mean, yeah maybe but it's not rare to have a bad date I mean I- Gaara, are you ok?" Kiba looked in shock at the boy staring like a zombie into the ground.
"Y-yes I-it's just that…"
"Look," Kiba interrupted patting the boy on the head sympathetically.
"I have a secret and you have to promise, PROMISE you won't tell ANYONE." The brunette whispered loudly… defeating the purpose of whispering.
"You have my word, I won't tell anyone." Gaara answered a serious look in his eyes.
"Alright well… I haven't technically had uh… sex." Kiba mumbled almost silently.
Gaara raised his eyebrows at this.
"But… don't you talk about it all the time?"
"Tch shut up Gaara! I'm all talk ok!" Kiba yelled lightly punching his friend on the arm.
"So, don't feel bad about having bad dates, because clearly, they must be hard to have." The brunette said still as vain as could be.
"Hm? What makes you think I feel bad?" The redhead asked, walking away from surprised Kiba.
"And just so you know… me and Neji have had many good dates." Gaara said before leaving the brunette in the dust.
Kiba stood there gawking for a good nine minutes before finally screaming loudly into the air.
-小春日和-
A/N: I just want to thank all u guys who reviewed and favorited and EVERYTHING again. Sry for the wait I love you all, the next chapter (which I ALREADY ALMOST FINISHED WOOT WOOT FR MEEE) Is sooooooooooooooooooo much better. Plz review more!
Love-Kenny-chan
