A/N: Super busy as of late but I wanted to update before I saw the new episode which will air in a couple of hours. I'm staying away from all commercials and interviews so I don't spoil myself but, lo and behold, it happened anyways as people were cramming my dash full of gifs. But anyways, I'm very excited for the new episode :)


The Winning Ship is...


In anticipation of this Friday's episode, we gathered the Krew to discuss the ships of Book 2 thus far.


(RECORDING STARTS)


Korra: Man, I can't believe my life is so messed up. Just when I thought Unalaq couldn't get any more douche, he had to step it up and… and… what exactly did he do to Jinora anyway? Does anybody know?

Bolin: Beats me. That guy has some dark sh*t going on. I'm pretty sure he did the nasty with that owl spirit thing in the hopes of creating the anti-Avatar or something. Instead he got something even worse: Eska and Desna.

Mako: So how's it going with you and Ginger, Bo? I hear the reception for your new Nuthead mover is going swell. I bet she's impressed.

Bolin: It's called Nuktuk, Mako. You could pick up a magazine once in a while you know. Or turn on the radio.

Mako: Can't, little brother. I'm in jail, remember?

Asami: I'm pretty sure my next course of action is to cry buckets over my so-called boyfriend's incarceration and embarrass myself on national television. [sigh] Sometimes I wish they'd just get me hitched with Iroh so I can move on with my life.

Bolin: Gross, Asami! He's like a bajillion years old!

Asami: I meant Iroh II, Bolin. Iroh passed away and lives in the Spirit World now.

Korra: Yeah, and Aang tells me he's married to tea and philosophy anyway so there's that.

Mako: At least that ship's more canon compared to the rest of us. Hell, that crazy frog couple in the last episode has more chemistry than all our relationships combined. Why do we or anyone bother anymore?

Bolin: Don't say that, Mako! Ginger and I are totally meant for each other.

Asami: Don't you mean Nuktuk and Damsel-In-Distress #332 have chemistry?

Mako: Stop it you two. It's time for us to settle this once and for all.

(dramatic pause)

Mako: It's time we took this into our own hands. We can't let the shippers have all the fun.

Korra: You mean –

Mako: Let's bet on it. Winner take all plus they're exempt from any future love triangles!

Asami: you can't promise that last part –

Bolin: 50 yuan on BORRA!

Korra: 100 yuan on MAKORRA!

Mako: 100 yuan on BOLESKA!

Bolin [angry]: Hey!

Asami [exasperated]: Okay, I've had enough. I'm off to hibernate in a nunnery. Wake me when all this is over.

(Asami exits)

Korra: [sigh] I'll go talk to her. You guys wait here.

(Korra exits)

(prolonged silence)

Bolin [whispering]: 100 yuan on Korrasami.

Mako: Bo, you can't do that!

Bolin: Sorry, I just -

Mako: At least make it 200. Sheesh!


(RECORDING ENDS)


A/N: 100 yuans on Linzin, Masami, and Howrra. Care to bet? ;)