Fuck ye! A new chapter within this piece of crap fan fiction! Remember that this is my first fan fiction, so be a little easy on me if you think it sucks.
Twilight was reading some stupid book when I teleported in her house. She jumped back literally 10 feet.
"H-H-How are you healed? The ponies at the hospital said you were not gonna be better in at least 6 months, if you were lucky!" Twilight asked me confused.
"Princess Celestia casted a spell on me and I was healed immediately." I told her. "But right now I need to figure out more about Green, or in this case, Bloody."
Twilight looked at me with a very confused look on her face. I guess she's informed about people from other universes, but isn't informed about a deadly new enemy that could kill her and everypony in Equestira. I face hoofed my face and sighed.
"Bloodys Green that has been turned into a demon like pony. He looks almost exactly like Green except the parts where Green was Green, it's bloody." I told Twilight.
"Ohhh… I don't get it." Twilight said with a grin on her face.
Celestia damnit… I thought to myself. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to explain to her what Bloody was. She didn't understand it one little bit.
"Oh come ON!" I heard Bloody yell, and he teleported in the room. He zipped in front of Twilight. "I'm Bloody! OKAY?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!" Bloody yelled at Twilight.
Twilight stepped back a bit and looked at Bloody. She looked at his eyes, his teeth, and his wings.
"… I still don't get it." Twilight said to Bloody.
Bloody roared loudly, I wanted to yell to. This was just getting ridiculous and I was happy when Bloody teleported in this room to present himself to Twilight. But now I am just getting frustrated.
"TWILIGHT WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?" I yelled at her, and Bloody stopped roaring.
"… I don't understand how he doesn't just stay by your side even though he's a demon. If he really wanted to kill, wouldn't he just do that right now?" Twilight asked Bloody and I.
This was actually a really good question. Why didn't he just kill me and Twilight right now, along with everypony else? I looked over to Bloody and he banged his head on the wall.
"Are you SHITTING ME?! I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU NOW! I WANT A CHALLENGE WHEN YOU FACE ME! THAT'S WHAT DICK DICKERSON WANTS, AND IT'S WHAT DISCORD WANTS TOO! NOW IS THAT ALL?!" Bloody yelled very loudly at Twilight, getting right up in her face.
Twilight stared at Bloody for what seemed forever. Bloody and I both knew that she was going to say 'I don't get it' again.
"… I still don't get it." Twilight said.
I did what Bloody did a while ago, I slammed my head onto a wall. Bloody did the same.
"Bloody, can you just give her something or just put a spell on her to make her understand?!" I asked Bloody, while quite enough so Twilight couldn't hear.
Bloody stopped slamming his head on the wall and thought for a moment. I stopped slamming my head against the wall and waited for him to respond. After about 30 seconds, he hit his hoof on his head.
"WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE!?" Bloody yelled to himself.
Bloody slammed both of his front hooves on the ground and teleported away. I thought he just left without doing anything to Twilight, then I looked at her and she had some aura around her. I bounced back and yelped. The aura went away as soon as I yelped. Twilight looked around like she now knows something new.
"Ohhhh, now I get it!" Twilight said, and went back to her book.
I don't even… I thought to myself. I went outside and headed for Rainbow Dashes house. I needed to tell her about Bloody because she has not seen him yet, or heard about him, at least I think. As I flew past Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie somehow started to fly next to me. I didn't notice her when she first started to fly next to me, but then she poked me. I yelled and landed on the ground in a split second. Pinkie slowly landed right next to me.
"What are you doing Blue?!" Pinkie excitedly asked me.
"Ugh, Pinkie I'm trying to inform Rainbow Dash about something." I told Pinkie in a boring voice.
"About what?" Pinkie asked me bouncing up and down.
"It's none of your business." I told her and started to fly up.
"TELL ME!" Pinkie yelled at me, and gripped my tail and yanked it down.
"Owww… Okay fine! But don't tell anypony, they might panic and tell other ponies about it." I told Pinkie. "So here's the thing, Green has been turned into a demon and now his name is Bloody. He's a part of a 3 pony group, Discord, Dick Dickerson, and Bloody. He's about 10x stronger now and he has much more stamina than before."
"Oh! He sounds like a FUN pony to be friends with!" Pinkie said more excited than ever.
Just then, Bloody appeared right in front of Pinkie.
"Hello stranger!... Wait, your Bloody aren't you!?" Pinkie said even more excited.
"… Ummmm… Yes, I am Bloody." Bloody told Pinkie nervously.
"OHMYGO-." Pinkie tried to say but I interrupted her.
"Bloody, why are you presenting yourself?" I asked Bloody.
Bloody turned toward me slowly.
"So people can SHUT UP ABOUT ME AND GET ON WITH THEIR LIVES! I DON'T WANT IT TO TAKE FOREVER SO YOU CAN FIGHT ME!" Bloody yelled at me demonicly.
Rainbow Dashes point of view
Rainbow Dash was bored. She had nothing to do today and she wanted to talk to Green a little bit. She has been wondering what happened to him ever since he came to her house with Blue. Rainbow Dash is sleeping on a cloud, hoping she will get a nice nap. Then she started to hear a pony yell. She woke up and looked at the ground from her cloud. Rainbow Dash looked around for ten seconds flat, and saw some very weird stallion yelling at Blue, and Pinkie Pie was watching the weird one yell at Blue.
What the hay? Rainbow Dash thought to herself. She flew towards the strange stallion slowly. As she got closer, she recognized the cutie mark the weird stallion had. It was an epic face and only Green was given that cutie mark. She flew towards some trees so she wouldn't be caught. Rainbow Dash knew there was something wrong with Green. His voice sounded demonic and stuff like that. Rainbow Dash got into a position where she could see Greens face. Rainbow Dash had to blink several times to see if her eyes were playing tricks on her. Green had no eyes, just a red glowing dot for the pupil. Under his eye sockets was lots of blood. All of his Green parts of his body like the hair, and the wings were now a blood red. She had to know what was going on so she flew slowly up and got beside Blue.
"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SOMETHING ABOUT CLICHÉ THINGS- Rainbow Dash, what the hell are you doing here?" Bloody said.
"… What the hoof happened to you?" Rainbow Dash asked Bloody, while she examined his wings.
Back to Dans point of view
What are you doing Rainbow Dash?! Can't you tell he's dangerous!? I thought in my head.
"GOD DAMNIT! WHY CAN'T EVERYPONY JUST UNDERSTAND THAT I'M A DEMON!?" Bloody yelled while pushing Rainbow Dash to the ground with his wing.
Well, now I know he's not putting on an act. If he was, he would never do that to rainbow dash. I thought to myself. He slammed his front hoofs to the ground and teleported away. Rainbow Dash got up and looked around her for Green.
"Where did Green go?" Rainbow Dash asked me.
"I have no idea, but he does that. He just pops in for about 2 minutes to argue and get pissed off, and then he leaves." I told her. "And his new name is apparently Bloody. He can also somehow do magic shit even though he's not a unicorn."
"Blood-." Rainbow Dash tried to ask.
"MY NAMES BLOODY BECAUSE IM VERY BLOODY INSTEAD OF GREEN! STUPID MARE!" A voice that sounded like Bloody yelled.
"Oh…" Rainbow Dash said.
That's all for now, I will try to have the next chapter within a week. Please review and tell me what I could do better, and if you would like to see something happen. Also, DO NOT TALK ABOUT CUPCAKES! That's all :P
