I do not own Kim Possible.

Team Possible Vs. Miss Freak

Kim wasn't sure how long they had been walking, but it sure felt like hours. The group tumbled through the dirt tunnel, squinting into the darkness and feeling around with their hands. No one spoke a word. If they were going to have a chance against the Purger then they needed the element of surprise.

Ron stumbled and fell forwards. He braced himself for impact and it came-except it wasn't his body against the ground like he expected. It was his face against a steel door.

He bit his lip to quell the cry of pain. He righted himself and rubbed his cheek gingerly.

"What happened?" Kim asked as quietly as she could.

"There's a door here," Ron whispered.

"Then we're going through it."

"Wait!" Drakken protested. "What if she is in there?"

"We kick her butt," Shego answered. "And there is no way I'm walking all the way back through this tunnel to see if there's another way out."

"Stop squawking and start pushing, then!" Monkey Fist snapped.

And so the five pressed their shoulders against the steel door and shoved as hard as they could. Something was blocking the door on the other side, but just when they were about to give up Kim felt the door move a few inches. "Keep it up!" she urged.

"Can't you just blast the door in?" Drakken panted.

"I want to save all the energy this suit has on Purger," Kim said. "I'm going to need it."

Suddenly the door gave way, sending the five tumbling into the adjoined chamber. The cause of the blockage was simply dirt that had built up over the years. The thick cloud of dirt, caused from sudden dislodgement, engulfed them. Kim waved a hand in front of her face and peered into the darkness.

"Vho's dere?"

Kim grinned widely. She didn't think she had ever been so delighted to hear that German accent. "Professor Dementor. It's been a while."

The chamber was soon filled with relieved shouts and cheers. The dirt settled and Kim turned on a dim light. She scanned the various glass cells and the villains inside them. "Where's the Purger?"

"Haven't seen her since she dropped off the new arrivals," Jack Hench answered. "And I'd like to get out of here before she arrives."

Kim studied the padlocks attached to every cell. "No big," she declared and held up her hand. A laser blast shot out from her palm and melted the padlock, allowing the big-time business man to step out.

"Thanks, kid," Jack said sincerely.

"Don't thank me yet," Kim muttered. She continued blasting the padlocks, freeing the rest of the villains. "Okay. Now you can thank me."

"Are we ever going to hear the end of this?" Senior asked dryly.

Kim smirked. "Probably not. I think this whole sitch gives me at least three years of gloating-"

"What have you done?"

Everyone in the cramped chamber froze as the cry echoed around them and a shock of moonlight threw everything into clarity. The Purger hung in the doorframe, the full moon shining bright behind her. Her eyes zeroed in on the world-saving redhead. "Do you realize what you're doing?" she hissed.

Kim arched an eyebrow. "Um, freeing these guys. Isn't that obvious?"

"You are setting the scum of the Earth back into the world!" she raged. "You are putting billions of people in danger! You call yourself a hero, but a true hero would know what's good for the world!"

"I am a hero," Kim snapped, getting into a battle stance. "I'm a hero because I save everyone. It doesn't matter who it is or what they've done. I save people when they need it the most. No one is exempt from that."

"Well then," Purger said softly. "If you insist on wrecking my plans for world peace, then I am forced to treat you like a villain." She removed a laser gun from behind her back and pointed it directly at Kim's forehead. "And that means you will die just like the rest of them-as I planned all along."

She pressed the trigger and Kim quickly morphed the fabric covering her hand into a hand-sling. The laser was deflected and sent careening back to the Purger. Unprepared for the blast she flew up through the doorway and outside.

"Get them out of here," Kim ordered Shego, Drakken and Monkey Fist.

"Wouldn't it be easier to take her if we all band together and fight?" Shego demanded, not keen on missing out. "You wanted us for backup and we're here."

"I know. But she's not going to hesitate to kill any of us. If anyone is going to die in this battle it's going to be me."

"And me," Ron added. He pulled Rufus from his pocket and set him on the ground. "Go with them, little buddy. Use your crazy monkey skills if something goes wrong."

"Will do!" Rufus saluted.

"We're coming right back after we get them out of here." Shego stared firmly into Kim's green eyes. "Got it, Princess?"

"If you insist." Kim smiled slightly. "Come on, Ron."

Kim used the jets on her suit to propel her and Ron through the open doorway. They found themselves in the chilly night air, surrounded by fields of long grass and tall, lanky trees. A few yards away the Purger was getting to her feet. "Those alien suits aren't really in stock here on Earth," Kim called. "What planet is forced to endure your terrible fashion sense?"

"I'll have you know this is the latest in my race's technology," Purger growled. A tentacle shot out and the two teens dodged it in time. Kim grabbed the tentacle and yanked, sending the Purger tumbling a few steps.

"Which race would this be?" Kim asked.

Purger launched into the air and slammed into Kim, pinning her to the ground. "None of your business!" she snarled.

Ron executed a rather impressive flying kick. The force knocked the Purger off of the redhead and Kim wasted no time in getting to her feet. "It is my business," she snapped, turning her palms towards the alien. "Considering that you used to be my roommate."

The Purger stood, stunned. Kim took advantage of this and turned the lasers full blast. The shots knocked the Purger to the ground and Kim jumped into the air. The Purger regained her senses and rolled out of Kim's path.

"I didn't think you'd figure it out. But then again, you are a smart girl," Purger said softly. Kim watched warily as the alien suit melted down to her neck-revealing the familiar expression of Starry Hawthorne.

"I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're not really a human," Kim drawled.

"Even your idiot sidekick could have figured that one out," Starry sneered. Three tentacles flew out from her suit and wrapped around Kim's torso. Kim grunted as the tentacles got tighter and tighter.

"Ron...is...not...an idiot!"

She activated the shock mode on her suit and a crackle of blue electricity fizzled down the wriggling tentacles, causing Starry to scream and relinquish the redhead.

"You disgust me. Risking your life to protect theirs. They're scumbags! They harm people for the joy of it! How could you protect people like them?"

"Because I protect everybody. Get that through your thick skull," Kim growled. "And I know them in ways most people don't. As long as you're determined to kill them, I will fight you."

"So be it." Starry's eyes flashed. "This will be the last night you will ever see, Kim Possible."

"I don't think so!"

A plasma blast slammed into Starry. Kim turned around and grinned when Shego, Drakken and Monkey Fist emerged from the shadows. "Took you long enough."

"We're here, aren't we?" Shego smirked, her hands alight with green plasma. "Now it's time to kick some butt!"

"In your dreams!" Starry snarled.

Her suit morphed back over her face and she melted into the shadows, covered by the blackness of night. Everyone went silent, eyes darting about. Monkey Fist closed his eyes and focussed intently. After a few seconds his eyes shot open and he jumped into the air, landing a punch at what appeared to only be a shadow.

Starry stumbled backwards and hastily tried to disappear again.

The element of surprise was one she would not get.

Monkey Fist was able to flesh out the alien from the surrounding darkness by using his skills. Years of meditating taught him how to keep his mind calm and patient. In this state of silence he was able to locate her position whenever she took a breath.

Monkey Fist grabbed her by the neck and threw her in plain sight. Drakken used his vines to trap her, but she quickly broke through them. Kim tried shooting her down with lasers and electric shocks, but they weren't doing anything. Shego managed to get in a few good knocks with her plasma, but they were quickly becoming ineffective too.

Having enough, Starry snarled. With an angry cry she shot tentacles in all directions, wrapping them tightly around the throats of her enemies.

Kim desperately shot the girl with her laser. Shego tried the plasma blasts. Drakken's vines did nothing against the strong material the suit was made out of. And physical attacks simply didn't work when you were directly incapacitated by the tentacles. The suit had adapted to the environment it was forced in and was immune to the attacks of Kim, Shego and Drakken.

Lasers, electric shocks, plasma and flower power were no longer working.

Kim gasped, wriggling madly and trying desperately another shock attack. The blue electricity simply fizzled across the suit, causing no effect.

"Let her go!"

Starry sneered and glanced up at Ron, who was advancing menacingly. "Oh, please. The sidekick. Come to watch your girlfriend die?"

"No," Ron growled and Starry froze upon seeing his dark eyes turn a bright blue. "You forgot one thing, Miss Freak. I'm Ron Stoppable-the Ultimate Monkey Master. And you know what causes my powers to activate? Seeing my girlfriend in serious trouble."

He suddenly launched into a flying kick, striking Starry across the face and sending her flying. The tentacles retracted and Kim gasped for breath. Ron ran over and rubbed her hair soothingly. "I'm here, KP. I can take care of this."

Kim glanced up at him and smiled weakly. "What are the chances her suit can grow immune to mystical powers?"

"A very slim chance."

"I like those odds. Go get her, Stoppable-san."

Ron turned his head and smirked. Starry stared in fear as his body began to glow the same colour as his eyes. "It's time I stepped up, Starry. And that means it's time for you to take a step down."

Starry gritted her teeth and fired tentacles at the blonde. Ron jumped into the air to avoid them and tackled the girl to the ground. Starry kicked him off and wrapped a tentacle around his throat. Ron closed his eyes and threw his hands out. An invisible force slammed into Starry and sent her flying, a monkey screech echoing in the air after it.

Monkey Fist rubbed his throat and watched, impressed. "What do you know? The buffoon is the Ultimate Monkey Master."

"Wow," Drakken said simply, watching in awe as Ron threw Starry around as if she were a ragdoll. "Why didn't he do that before?"

"He doesn't quite have a handle on them yet." Kim stretched and watched as her boyfriend slammed Starry to the ground. As Starry tried getting to her feet, Kim powered up the jets on her battle suit and flew at the girl, knocking her back to the ground. Kim spun around and hovered a few feet from the alien. "Getting tired?" she asked mockingly.

Starry growled and willed more tentacles to attack. Ron intervened, casting a blue shield around his girlfriend and using his monkey powers to send Starry sailing backwards again.

The alien crashed into a tree trunk, her head knocking off of the bark.

Shego barely managed to deflect the flying black tentacles with her plasma blasts. Drakken willed his vines to stretch from his neck and wrap around the alien.

While Starry struggled, Kim glanced up at the sky and smiled. She could see the glow of the rising sun. "So, Starry, you seem like the person who just loves the sunlight."

Starry froze and looked up at the sky. The orangey-yellow light spilled across the landscape, rapidly approaching the gathered group. "No!"

"Oh yes." Kim crossed her arms with satisfaction.

The alien suit writhed under the exposure, a high-pitched shrieking noise emitting from it. As the sunlight grew stronger it trembled violently. Kim motioned for Drakken to remove the vines and he did. Starry slumped to the ground and the alien suit jumped off of her body, squirming in the grass as it tried to find solace from the harshness of the sun.

"No!" Starry screamed as she watched her beloved alien suit disintegrate before her eyes. "No!"

"Oh yes." Shego grinned deviously. "Now it's just you and us, sister."

"She's down and out. We don't need to do any more pounding," Kim said firmly.

"Says who?"

Starry suddenly lunged from the ground with surprising speed, launching herself at the redhead. Monkey Fist easily knocked her down with a flying kick. He snorted disdainfully as she curled up in the grass, shrieking shrilly. "Unbelievable."

"We did it," Ron breathed, his glow slowly departing. "We did it!"

"Of course we did." Kim smiled and kissed him on the check. "We're unstoppable."

"Oh please." Shego rolled her eyes. She glanced up at the rising sun and froze upon seeing a silver glint in the distance. "Uh...is it just me, or does that look strangely like a U.F.O.?"

The others followed her faze and gaped. Indeed, a circular, silver aircraft was flying towards the, red and green lights flashing.

"Oh...snap," Ron squeaked.

"This can't be good," Kim muttered grimly.

The U.F.O. descended and landed a few yards away. The group blocked their faces from the flying dirt and tensed as the hatch opened. A tall, pale-green skinned alien with no nose, three beady black eyes and a puff of white hair on its head emerged. It held out a three-fingered hand and said, "We come in peace."

Ron blinked. "Aren't we supposed to say that?"

Kim elbowed him in the side and eyed the approaching alien warily. "I have so many questions right now I don't know where to begin."

"Let me explain." The alien smiled gently. "I am Horkforglan, from planet Paradisolon. My race is one of the most intelligent races in the galaxy, thus is the reason I am able to speak your simple language."

"You know, on Earth, it's one of the most difficult languages to learn," Ron muttered under his breath.

"This girl happens to belong to my race."

"Starry?" Kim asked.

"An Earth identity she came up with, I'm afraid. Terrilinlan used our superior technology to send an Earth record to your databases so she could have a place to stay while she enacted her plan."

"To kill all the evil on Earth?" Kim summarized.

"I was trying to save their planet," Starry (or Terrilinlan) growled. "And this is the thanks I get! Foolish Earthlings."

"You are the foolish one," Horkforglan said sternly. "Our planet is light years ahead of Earth. Our measures of keeping peace will never be accepted here. There are, in Earth terms, too drastic and radical. I told you this. And you disobeyed. You nearly destroyed a delicate balance in trying to help them."

"But I don't understand-"

"Listen," Kim interrupted. "Here on Earth, we've accepted that there's evil. We have laws, cops, organizations that do what they can to keep the evil as downplayed as possible. But we don't do a widespread extermination of everyone who commits an act of evil. It's just not how we do things."

"We apologize for what Terrilinlan has done. We will take her back to our planet and we promise she will never set foot on your soil again," Horkforglan promised.

"How did you know she was here?" Ron asked.

"Her parents reported her missing. I recalled her earlier attempt to gain permission to spread our ideas on how to achieve planet-wide peace on Earth and I refused. I was then notified that our latest piece of technology had gone missing and I tracked the microbes within it."

"Leader Horkforglan, I-"

"Terrilinlan, you will have your say on Paradisolon." Horkforglan pointed at the aircraft. "Go."

Scowling, the alien complied.

"How did she disguise herself as a human, anyway?" Shego asked.

"Our species is able to adapt to different environments. Once Terrilinlan is back on our planet she will revert back to her normal form." Horkforglan removed a round, golden medallion from his long purple robes. "The only reason I have not transformed is due to this pendent."

"I guess Earth is pretty far behind when it comes to technology, huh?" Kim grinned.

"Oh, indeed. You are the only planet in the entire galaxy to be using such primitive technology."

"Geez, if what we have nowadays is primitive, I'd hate to see what they call current," Shego muttered.

"In fact," Horkforglan continued, "the satellites you have surrounding your planet are much too easy to bypass. You really ought to work on your development."

"We'll be sure to do that." Kim smiled. "Thank you, for coming."

"It is nothing. I would have been here sooner, but intergalactic traffic was dreadful."

Awed, the group waved as the alien departed. They stared after the U.F.O. as it disappeared in the bright sky. After a long moment of silence, Ron finally spoke.

"No words can describe how I feel in this moment."