A/N: Hey! Don't have much to say today…so, yeah, enjoy the chapter! Disclaimer: Yadda, yadda, yadda, don't own Harry Potter…yadda... that's J.K. Rowling

Hermioni: (A/N: I spelled her name wrong purpose!) Ron, I'm breaking up with you

Ron: WHAT? WHY? WHAT DID I DO?

Hermioni: It's not me, it's you

Ron: I think you said the saying backwards

Hermioni: No, I didn't. I'm Hermione, remember? You're just too…Ron

Ron: What's that supposed to mean?

Hermioni: Everything…you're favorite color is a shade of purple while all the walls in your room are orange. Second, you don't like mint flavored gum and third…you're… Ron-ish

Ron: WELL! Your hair is frizzy and you…wear robes, and stuff!

Hermioni: You wear robes too, Ron

Ron:…

Hermione: I'm back from the meeting with Flitwick, Ron. He just wanted to talk about my homework

Ron: Ahhh! Stop confusing me! What are you talking about?

Hermioni Grenger has left chat room

Hermione: Huh? Who was that?

Ron: What? Wait, back to the point…WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?

Hermione: What are you talking about?

Ron: Ahhh! Stop confusing me!

Hermione: Your weird…

Hermione Granger has left chat room

Ron: How did she leave twice? HARRRRYYYY!

Harry: Did you notice she spelled her name wrong the first time she left?

Ron: No…wait…no. Now I'm confused... again…Bye!

Ron Weasley has left chat room

Peeves: Finally! The old freckle left!

Harry: So was you who was impersonating Hermione. I was debating between you, Fred and George

Peeves: Good ol' Peevies can't tell a lie!

Harry: Yeah, I should have known when you mentioned the mint gum

Peeves: Why? You got any?

Harry: Yeah…why?

Peeves: No reason…

Harry: laskhnbgla;snrm[dsoj;c

Peeeves:;abflaienr;vznfiuhb;OWEJF;OH

Harry: ferof

Peeves: lirfgal;orehbgHASFGR

Harry: You stink! Way to steal my gum!

Peeves: (:

Harry: I'll tell Ron…

Peeves: NO

Harry: Yeah, Hermione will tell him

Peeves: That's the spirit

Ok…pretty lame ending. I'll write more soon. Even sooner if more people review… just click that blue button right there…(: