Bridge of Worlds chapter 11:

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During the battle outside Naruto's mind the fox's form is being disrupted. "Huh!?" "Hey looks like the fights over!" *pained bestial shriek*

*Splashing of blood into water* "…I can't believe I lost." Kyubi fell to the floor as his body started disintegrating and being absorbed into Naruto's body. "Understand that you are now the Kyubi people will see you as nothing more than a monster to be feared or used for their designs." "…So?" *Naruto gets an insane smile* "Honestly that's all I've been used for my whole life."

Hachi lowered the barrier and the dust cleared; Naruto was standing there his body had transformed somewhat; his nails looked so hard and sharp it seemed they could crack a kunai, his hair had gotten longer and turned silver and he had cute little fox ears on his head and his human ears were nowhere in sight, his eyes were still blue but had the signature bestial slit; Naruto had successfully devoured the Kyubi. "So you powered down?" "This will make my job easier." In an instant Naruto was standing outside the circle walking towards Ichigo. "Wait we're…!" Then all the remaining paths of Pain fell to the ground with arm width size holes in their torsos and Naruto started licking the blood off his right arm. "Hey good to have you join the club Naruto!" Then Ichigo blocked a daggering hand that would have gone through his head and Naruto was still licking his right so it was his left that was blocked. "You could have told me how painful it would be." "I thought I made that obvious." Then Naruto retracted his attack gently and resumed to lick his bloody arm. "As rotten as those guys were considering they were just corpse dolls their collective blood is rather tasty." "Hey don't go cannibalistic on us Naruto you can do that sort of thing after you pay me and since those guys you killed were corpses I don't think a soul offering would be arranged." Then Naruto continued to lick what was left of the blood on his arm with a thoughtful look then when he finished he obviously came to a decision. "What do you do with the souls you get?" "Well I purify them and speed up the reincarnation process for this world but for other Hollows they would probably eat them." "Good I want you to take all the souls of the people who have died here." "! My how generous of you all these souls reincarnated at an accelerated rate and I see about 7 fresh souls so the next 7 children born will be their reincarnations." Then Ichigo held up his hand and a small black sphere started building up and Naruto could see it…the ghosts of those who died were being pulled into it and then Ichigo ceased his collection process. "Payment received good working for you." *poof* Then Ichigo and the Vizards disappeared in a poof of jutsu smoke.

*poof* "Oi Ichigo you had us worried!" "Eh who're they de yansu!" "Don't worry guys they'll be leaving soon, I'm sure you guys want to get back to our world." "Yes of course Hinamori would love to go back…." "Hey I think this place is interesting too!" "…Anyway we were probably thinking of staying here for a while but it might be better if we leave." "Very well." Then Ichigo snapped his fingers and the Vizards returned to his world. "Well Ichigo I'm glad you're back!" "Gah Nell let go of my arm!" "No not until you kiss me!" "Nelliel-sama!" "Don't filthy your bosom with his arm de yansu!"

Naruto had dried off his arm and realized his clothes were different he was wearing a rather loose silver kimono and the edges were white and when he looked at the back a picture of his Kyubi mask was emblazoned on it with the Konoha symbol on the forehead. "Awesome but why did my clothes change…and why do I now find I have a sense of aesthetics? This kimono feels so comfortable I could sleep in it way easier than my jumpsuits." Then Naruto noticed something else an unusual mist had appeared all around Naruto yet he could see through it clearly but he doubted everyone else could see him. "Naruto!" 'That's Sakura' "Naruto are you ok!?" Then Naruto realized he was making the mist unintentionally and stopped the flow of his chakra so it would die down and as the mist cleared he came into their view. "Naruto?" Then Naruto made the wind blow the mist away suddenly making him totally visible and everyone was frozen in a sense of fear for his power and awe for his new handsomeness. "N-Naruto!?" "Please Sakura don't keep repeating my name it isn't very aesthetic of you." Then Naruto walked over to her and no one moved and Naruto got right in Sakura's face and held up her chin with his hand. "Am I as handsome as Sasuke yet?" Then Naruto kissed Sakura and everyone did the oh sound you hear in Japanese anime when everyone is both shocked and interested at the same time and Naruto stopped his advances in accordance to aesthetics and stepped back as Sakura went into a full blush. "So am I to your standards now Sakura?" Then Sakura punched Naruto in the face and he flew into the pile of rubble he was previously sitting on. "Idiot that was my first kiss!" Then the dust cleared and Naruto was revealed to be unharmed without even a scratch on him. "Ah Sakura so charming and aesthetically pleasing." Then Sakura's anger quickly faded and replaced with nervousness. "Well…it was very nice." "Thank you I learned that from Sasuke." (Flashback) Naruto is crouching on top of Sasuke's desk and they are both glaring at each other and electricity is clashing between their eyes and someone bumps into Naruto and Sasuke and Naruto kiss. (End Flashback) "Oh yeah that day at the academy when it happened me and all the girls were pissed off at you but now when I look back on it I find it hilarious!" Naruto had already gotten up and walked over to Sakura. "Well I think we should report to granny Tsunade the village has taken a lot of damage and with my transformation we need to discuss our next course of action." "Right!" Then Sakura was running to the Hokage's office when all of a sudden Naruto grabbed her around the waist during mid-run and started carrying her and she went into full blush. "W-what are you doing!" "You're too slow and this is in accordance to my aesthetics not to let my woman waste any of her time." Sakura blushed scarlet and started punching Naruto weakly as she found the statement flattering. "You can punch me all you like but it doesn't affect me and this is merely your way of expressing yourself so please continue all you like because I love you for who you are." Then Sakura fainted from hearing the words I love you because she had liked Naruto for a while now. "That is so unlike you…so not aesthetically pleasing…but I don't mind."

Shinigami Picture Book "GOLDEN"

"…So basically I'm now a human battery but that doesn't mean I'm your power source!" Tons of little suction cups with wires were attached to Keigo's skin and he's tied up and Urahara was using him to power his wireless TV. "Hey be quiet the best parts coming on! Until Tessai comes back with new batteries for my TV you'll have to substitute." "Boss I've been back for a while now." "Oh really I didn't see you come in." "I said I was home." "Aw man I wanted to humiliate him some more." "I knew it!" *depression scene/sound with Keigo in corner* "I'm just a joke to you!" "Hey, hey cheer up I think I can make your "power" *chuckle* stronger." "Really!?" "Yes really." *scene change* "Ok I'm glad you're going to help me but why am I tied to a lightning post on top of a building and that storm cloud looks dangerous!!!" "Keep it up the more scared you are the more the lightning will take effect!" "Are you crazy!?" *Lightning comes down and strikes Keigo causing him to light up and the bolt lasts for 30 seconds* "Wow this is a good show!" "Hey Ururu pass the popcorn." "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "Keep screaming that makes it work better!" The lightning stops. "See I told you he'd live give me my 2000yen Tessai." "Whatever it was worth it." "D-damn you…."